Don't look at 2 Cold Scorpio's crotch

[Vice honcho room temperature]

Don't look at 2 Cold Scorpio's crotch

*looks

Damn you Foley

[tigermaskxxxvii]

Foley has joked about how the publisher of Have A Nice Day wanted to take out what he wrote about Scorpio being a "genitalic freak" because they could be sued for libel, and how Foley thought that was an irrational concern because what guy would sue because you said he was well hung? I always thought Scorpio should have sued, that way when the judge says "Mr. Scaggs, you don't have valid case." He could respond by saying "You're damn right, I don't!" and then leave the courtroom high-fiving everyone on the way out.

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Oct 10, 2015 17:21:40 GMT -5 tigermaskxxxvii said:

Foley has joked about how the publisher of Have A Nice Day wanted to take out what he wrote about Scorpio being a "genitalic freak" because they could be sued for libe,l and how Foley thought that was an irrational concern because what guy would sue because you said he was well hung? I always thought Scorpio should have sued, that way when the judge says "Mr. Scaggs, you don't have valid case." He could respond by saying "You're damn right, I don't!" and then leave the courtroom high-fiving everyone on the way out.

That Flash Funk gimmick might've made his thing shrink out of pure shame.

That does happen. It does.

[Mozenrath]

I loved Foley saying that, if he knows Scorpio, the guy probably framed the page and hung it on his wall.

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

Oct 10, 2015 23:53:09 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

I loved Foley saying that, if he knows Scorpio, the guy probably framed the page and hung it on his wall.

Exactly what I was going to say. One of my all-time favourite quotes about a wrestler.

[sdoyle7798]

Sooooo, looking at Scorpio's crotch is like looking in Jake Robert's corner of the ring?

Big sack, huge python.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Oct 10, 2015 17:21:40 GMT -5 tigermaskxxxvii said:

Foley has joked about how the publisher of Have A Nice Day wanted to take out what he wrote about Scorpio being a "genitalic freak" because they could be sued for libe,l and how Foley thought that was an irrational concern because what guy would sue because you said he was well hung? I always thought Scorpio should have sued, that way when the judge says "Mr. Scaggs, you don't have valid case." He could respond by saying "You're damn right, I don't!" and then leave the courtroom high-fiving everyone on the way out.

On his interview with Jeff Katz, Foley said that guys don't sue if you say that they're good people and/or they have a huge dick.

I wonder what would happen if Seth Rollins and Scorpio were at a urinal.

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I remember in the first of house of hardcore DVD with him vs. Kid Kash, it's very visible and it runs down his thigh. This was even before I read Foley's book. I assumed he taped a cucumber on his leg

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

Oct 11, 2015 2:14:57 GMT -5 OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 said:

I wonder what would happen if Seth Rollins and Scorpio were at a urinal.

Have you seen a skyscraper next to an anthill?

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If Vince ever gets around to reading Foley's book Scorpio is going to be immediately rehired and given all of the titles.

[Off Beat YEET]

Oct 11, 2015 2:14:57 GMT -5 OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 said:

Oct 10, 2015 17:21:40 GMT -5 tigermaskxxxvii said:

Foley has joked about how the publisher of Have A Nice Day wanted to take out what he wrote about Scorpio being a "genitalic freak" because they could be sued for libe,l and how Foley thought that was an irrational concern because what guy would sue because you said he was well hung? I always thought Scorpio should have sued, that way when the judge says "Mr. Scaggs, you don't have valid case." He could respond by saying "You're damn right, I don't!" and then leave the courtroom high-fiving everyone on the way out.

On his interview with Jeff Katz, Foley said that guys don't sue if you say that they're good people and/or they have a huge dick.

I wonder what would happen if Seth Rollins and Scorpio were at a urinal.

Essentially this except Scorpio is Seth

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Poor Seth lol, I wonder if ever since the photos were leaked, the guys just rib him about it, hell back in the old days Vince would've joined the hazing.

[idislikeeverything]

Seth is the same as about 95% of men on earth, except his physique gives a distorted perspective of it.

I am baffled by the comments on here about it. Do the same about Becky Lynch's 8 year old boy chest and everyone shits a brick.

I also assume everyone posting here is Shane Diesel and in no way hypocrites, lol.

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Oct 11, 2015 11:33:19 GMT -5 idislikeeverything said:

Seth is the same as about 95% of men on earth, except his physique gives a distorted perspective of it.

I am baffled by the comments on here about it. Do the same about Becky Lynch's 8 year old boy chest and everyone shits a brick.

I also assume everyone posting here is Shane Diesel and in no way hypocrites, lol.

The constant Seth dick jokes are this places biggest turn off. It literally gets brought up every Rollins thread.

["Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly]

Oct 11, 2015 11:33:19 GMT -5 idislikeeverything said:

Seth is the same as about 95% of men on earth, except his physique gives a distorted perspective of it.

I am baffled by the comments on here about it. Do the same about Becky Lynch's 8 year old boy chest and everyone shits a brick.

I also assume everyone posting here is Shane Diesel and in no way hypocrites, lol.

Not to mention, most women would prefer Seth Rollins dick inside of them instead of Scorpio's giant dong as most women can't take one as big as he supposedly has comfortably.

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Oct 11, 2015 11:33:19 GMT -5 idislikeeverything said:

Seth is the same as about 95% of men on earth, except his physique gives a distorted perspective of it.

I am baffled by the comments on here about it. Do the same about Becky Lynch's 8 year old boy chest and everyone shits a brick.

I also assume everyone posting here is Shane Diesel and in no way hypocrites, lol.

Yeah, it is funny that a board that seems to pride itself on being super-accepting and not body-shaming etc. is rife with small penis jokes about a specific person. Acceptable targets and all, I guess.

Maybe, for some reason, people just assumed/hoped Seth had some Megazord cock and were disappointed to see that he's a mere mortal.

"The WWE Champion's dick should be really huge. Bret Hart's cock was 14 inches...around. He said so in his book."

Tbh though, most running jokes here are shit. I literally reword my posts sometimes to make sure to not give an opening for a stock joke. Alas, I do not always succeed.

[idislikeeverything]

Oct 11, 2015 12:16:50 GMT -5 @lovehater said:

Oct 11, 2015 11:33:19 GMT -5 idislikeeverything said:

Seth is the same as about 95% of men on earth, except his physique gives a distorted perspective of it.

I am baffled by the comments on here about it. Do the same about Becky Lynch's 8 year old boy chest and everyone shits a brick.

I also assume everyone posting here is Shane Diesel and in no way hypocrites, lol.

Yeah, it is funny that a board that seems to pride itself on being super-accepting and not body-shaming etc. is rife with small penis jokes about a specific person. Acceptable targets and all, I guess.

Maybe, for some reason, people just assumed/hoped Seth had some Megazord cock and were disappointed to see that he's a mere mortal.

"The WWE Champion's dick should be really huge. Bret Hart's cock was 14 inches...around. He said so in his book."

Tbh though, most running jokes here are shit. I literally reword my posts sometimes to make sure to not give an opening for a stock joke. Alas, I do not always succeed.

Just reflective of society I guess.  Snoop Dogg raps about booty and hell arrives on earth but Rihanna and Lily Allen do some of their lyrics about guys.... tumbleweed.  Acceptable targets indeed.

Either way, Scorpio would have been a great guy to have managed by Joel Gertner.

[radiantsilvergun]

Oct 11, 2015 11:33:19 GMT -5 idislikeeverything said:

Seth is the same as about 95% of men on earth, except his physique gives a distorted perspective of it.

I am baffled by the comments on here about it. Do the same about Becky Lynch's 8 year old boy chest and everyone shits a brick.

I also assume everyone posting here is Shane Diesel and in no way hypocrites, lol.

Becky our overlord actually has an 18 year ols boy chest. Get it right sheesh -.-

[Futureraven: Beelzebruv]

Oct 11, 2015 12:16:50 GMT -5 @lovehater said:

Oct 11, 2015 11:33:19 GMT -5 idislikeeverything said:

Seth is the same as about 95% of men on earth, except his physique gives a distorted perspective of it.

I am baffled by the comments on here about it. Do the same about Becky Lynch's 8 year old boy chest and everyone shits a brick.

I also assume everyone posting here is Shane Diesel and in no way hypocrites, lol.

Yeah, it is funny that a board that seems to pride itself on being super-accepting and not body-shaming etc. is rife with small penis jokes about a specific person. Acceptable targets and all, I guess.

Maybe, for some reason, people just assumed/hoped Seth had some Megazord cock and were disappointed to see that he's a mere mortal.

"The WWE Champion's dick should be really huge. Bret Hart's cock was 14 inches...around. He said so in his book."

Tbh though, most running jokes here are shit. I literally reword my posts sometimes to make sure to not give an opening for a stock joke. Alas, I do not always succeed.

That would explain the photo, he still needed to summon the other 4 and merge.

And yes, I'm aware I'm proving your point

[Alice Syndrome]

Oct 11, 2015 11:37:22 GMT -5 @conviction said:

Oct 11, 2015 11:33:19 GMT -5 idislikeeverything said:

Seth is the same as about 95% of men on earth, except his physique gives a distorted perspective of it.

I am baffled by the comments on here about it. Do the same about Becky Lynch's 8 year old boy chest and everyone shits a brick.

I also assume everyone posting here is Shane Diesel and in no way hypocrites, lol.

The constant Seth dick jokes are this places biggest turn off. It literally gets brought up every Rollins thread.

Yeah people, cut it out.

He's got my approval, anyway.

This shit gets thrown around when someone doesn't have an actual criticism but they wanna hate someone. One I saw a few weeks ago was someone responding to Paige's comment on the Revolution getting stale was something like "Oh get out you wonderbra stuffing bitch"