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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Oct 17, 2015 10:20:28 GMT -5
"How come pitchers don't come out of the bullpen anymore on a golf cart with a giant cap on it?"
And the more traditional old guy complaint about how they never call holding in the NFL
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Oct 17, 2015 10:25:10 GMT -5
Whenever the Orioles/Ravens blow a lead in a game. Any game.
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Post by Cyno on Oct 17, 2015 10:30:36 GMT -5
*audible groan when a Giants receiver has butterfingers or tips the ball for an interception*
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Post by Nickybojelais on Oct 17, 2015 20:12:13 GMT -5
When a footballer gets sent off for breaking someone's leg after a high two footed tackle-
"You just cant touch anyone these days can you? That was a fair tackle when I used to play"
Although I'm turning into my dad because everytime a goalkeeper punches the ball away I complain about how goalkeepers don't catch the ball anymore!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2015 21:45:26 GMT -5
Jesus, can they have LONGER commercial breaks between innings?
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crabbymelt
ALF
I'm going to kick the living POOP out of him.
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Post by crabbymelt on Oct 18, 2015 11:45:04 GMT -5
Where's the damn remote? I can't hear the commentary.
*Turns TV up loud enough to shake the house*
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Post by Gremlin on Oct 18, 2015 19:27:25 GMT -5
"All these damn instant replays! Why even have referees?"
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Oct 18, 2015 19:39:50 GMT -5
"Why don't they use the same strategy we did when I played in high school?"
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triplethreatmark
Grimlock
Party Fouler
I look exactly like this avatar in real life.
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Post by triplethreatmark on Oct 18, 2015 23:13:00 GMT -5
"X player is getting paid millions of dollars to play. That's just absurd! The game is just a business now."
He says this every time we watch a soccer game together.
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ibdude
Don Corleone
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Post by ibdude on Oct 19, 2015 9:47:53 GMT -5
"I hate when quarterbacks slide man. They used to not slide when I was growing up."
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 19, 2015 9:56:34 GMT -5
Jose Mourinho
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Post by karl100589 on Oct 19, 2015 9:58:42 GMT -5
Niall Quinn. A lot.
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unc40
Dennis Stamp
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Post by unc40 on Oct 19, 2015 12:06:53 GMT -5
My father's biggest complaint about sports is that they play on the Sabbath.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2015 15:05:26 GMT -5
My dad doesn't really watch sports aside from some NASCAR and the occasional Washington Football Team game, but any time he hears about how much a player makes, he gets salty. Why do you care what other people make? I say get your money, homie.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 22, 2015 8:20:11 GMT -5
The true apocalypse will be Clemson vs Georgia in the College Football National Championship Game.
The Clemsoning Force vs the Georgia Being Georgia Object. The threads of the universe will unravel as reality is torn asunder when one team does the impossible and doesn't choke it away.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2015 23:48:48 GMT -5
The funniest one was one time when I was a kid in the early 90s I remember a guy on the Chiefs(might have been Derrick Thomas) sacked the QB and started doing a dance and my grandpa was all like "I'd just throw the ball at his nuts while he's dancing"
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Sam Punk
Hank Scorpio
Own Nothing, Be Happy
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Post by Sam Punk on Oct 26, 2015 22:39:41 GMT -5
"Why is it called a foul pole? If the ball hits it, it's a home run so it should be called the fair pole."
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Dragonfly
Samurai Cop
...is no Barry Windham.
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Post by Dragonfly on Oct 26, 2015 23:43:04 GMT -5
Including wrestling in this:
- Any national commentator he perceives to be "against" the Steelers. - Cubs manager Joe Maddon. - Ray Lewis - Robbie Incmikoski, Pirates field reporter for Root Sports Pittsburgh - Ric Flair - Any match that involves working a body part
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