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Post by Lance Uppercut on Nov 4, 2015 17:24:34 GMT -5
I see a lot of people (surprisingly guys mostly) talk about how good looking he is and how he's gonna be money for WWE. I dunno, he is good looking, but THAT good looking? Usually internet smarks scoff at "The look" when it comes to wrestlers until they see something that they swear is "Too good looking to not be a star". WWE's clean up machine must have done him well, cause his pre-wwe stuff, he looks kind of goofy and that weird beard doesn't look so good with his past haircuts. He actually looked kind of like Chris Benoit sometimes. Just for fair balance, here he is these days: I'm just saying, cause most women tend to point out that they like guys who look different than what men find attractive (about other men). Jeff Hardy cause he was a free spirited weirdo with long hair. Dean Ambrose cause he's a drugged out hobo looking weirdo but with insance confidence in the way he speaks. CM Punk and Corey Grace cause they just excuded confidence and spoke like they don't give a crap. Whereas they find guys that the company tries to push as Good looking as, not so much appealing. Cena: Monkey faced Morrison: like an indian statue Randy Orton: Original pretty boy looked like a douche and current one looks like a rapist.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2015 17:26:12 GMT -5
He's like Thom Yorke if he was a pro wrestler, thus working out instead of moping so much.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2015 18:05:38 GMT -5
He found his look in the company which isn't a surprise. Happened to a lot of stars.
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Post by mcstoklasa on Nov 4, 2015 18:14:38 GMT -5
I don't see it at all. If I could look like any wrestler, it would be Randy Orton. Handsome, symmetrical face, with strong masculine features and piercing eyes. Plus a great physique and strong hairline into his thirties, plus he has the whole being able to pull off the shaved head which most white men can't and the whole Schwarzenegger square jawed thing where he looks good with a blank scowl.
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 4, 2015 18:25:25 GMT -5
It's really the accent. Those always feel in the chicks.
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Post by Soultastic on Nov 4, 2015 18:42:38 GMT -5
It must be the Lego, man. He has all the Lego in the world.
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Post by MGH on Nov 4, 2015 18:47:43 GMT -5
Ask my best friend and you'll get a very strong yes.
Anyone can look bad if you pick their worst photos.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Nov 4, 2015 18:55:53 GMT -5
That Randy Orton post reads like amazing satire.
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Post by oneday on Nov 4, 2015 19:03:31 GMT -5
certain parts of him {Spoiler}{Spoiler}
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Post by ben:friendship frog on Nov 4, 2015 19:08:10 GMT -5
He's not bad looking by any means, I'd say pretty average really but his body is ridiculous.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 4, 2015 19:08:00 GMT -5
certain parts of him {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} Ricflairslobbering.gif
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Post by Wrestling Curmudgeon on Nov 4, 2015 19:08:39 GMT -5
Oh it's this thread
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Post by mcstoklasa on Nov 4, 2015 19:10:47 GMT -5
That Randy Orton post reads like amazing satire. Haha, seriously, I think Orton is ludicrously handsome! Edit: Although, reading it back, man what a ridiculous post it was.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Nov 4, 2015 19:45:41 GMT -5
He's not bad looking by any means, I'd say pretty average really but his body is ridiculous. This. Facially, I'd say he's nothing to write home about. But his body? Holy f*** sticks, I'd kill to look like that. I'd also probably never wear a shirt again.
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Post by Instant Classic on Nov 4, 2015 19:47:44 GMT -5
Coming from a straight male, on;y dude better looking is Orton.
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Post by Starshine on Nov 4, 2015 19:54:20 GMT -5
...plus he has the whole being able to pull off the shaved head... Good grief, no. He looked sickly, like a chemo patient, when he shaved it off.
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 4, 2015 20:02:00 GMT -5
Not my type especially, but yeah, he's very good looking, I would say. I think he's improved with age.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Nov 4, 2015 20:30:00 GMT -5
I can't really speculate on how 'hot' he is, but dude is about how one would like to be built/ripped; not just comically steroidal etc.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Nov 4, 2015 20:39:40 GMT -5
Plus, this thread is destined to sell Orton short as long as there's no pictures of his thighs. (Seriously, my non-fan ex-wife picked up on them completely unprompted.)
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Post by mcstoklasa on Nov 4, 2015 20:55:01 GMT -5
...plus he has the whole being able to pull off the shaved head... Good grief, no. He looked sickly, like a chemo patient, when he shaved it off. I was referencing the current buzz cut look he sports
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