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Post by Grand Papillon "The Banker" on Nov 10, 2015 23:40:45 GMT -5
She is so talentless as horrible that she should lost every match and that her last move should be getting pinned and that she probably got her job by sleeping with someone as is always the implication for rosa Mendes and michael hayes. Next, can I explain why a chicken crossing the road is humorous Could you? There is no profound answer. They cross for the same reason anyone would. They just want to reach the other side of the street. It's humorous because people expect some grand motivation but the answer is quite simple |
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Post by J Lee O'Brien on Nov 10, 2015 23:43:24 GMT -5
Redline - superkick to the back of the head on a seated or kneeling opponent.
Red Alert - Diving Crossbody?
Trying to work "Red" into it...
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Hank Scorpio
Best Damn Finishing Move Period
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Nov 10, 2015 23:52:42 GMT -5
Red Alert (kneeling hangman's neckbreaker)?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2015 23:55:49 GMT -5
All La Magistral Everything
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metylerca
King Koopa
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Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Nov 11, 2015 0:03:58 GMT -5
The "trying very hard", which is a modified Byron Saxton shit something, like a teased Skull Crushing Finale, into a teased falling neckbreaker, finally landing with a club to the back.
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Nov 11, 2015 0:05:42 GMT -5
She breaks eggs over people's heads while shouting incoherently.
"I'M DOIN' HER AN EGG! KERRANGLE. I.M. IM. Drastic go down. Eva tired. Eva sleepy."
Then she lays down and takes a nap, cut to commercial, return to the show completely ignoring that it ever happened. Do it again next week.
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Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Nov 11, 2015 0:06:39 GMT -5
Code Red. She could hit it!
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Nov 11, 2015 0:12:08 GMT -5
Redline - superkick to the back of the head on a seated or kneeling opponent. Red Alert - Diving Crossbody? Trying to work "Red" into it... She shall have the greatest known move in the universe Clifford the Big Red Bulldog |
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Post by Starshine on Nov 11, 2015 0:13:15 GMT -5
Short Arm Clothesline. Call it the Redline. That's pretty damn hard move to screw up, and she doesn't need to bump for it at all.
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 11, 2015 0:23:17 GMT -5
Force Choke.
She just stands across the ring from her opponent and raises her hand. The opponent starts holding their throat and drops to their knees then passes out.
Eva covers them.
Even she can't botch that
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Post by Savage Gambino on Nov 11, 2015 0:27:23 GMT -5
The universal move for people who shouldn't be in the ring right now, but management insists on it, aka the thrust spinebuster. Hey, it worked for Rob Terry and David Otunga.  |
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Post by Reflecto on Nov 11, 2015 0:33:19 GMT -5
Her opponent's finisher. If you're going to piss fans off, go all out with it.
Doubled if you team her with Dana Brooke so both have to keep rubbing themselves to store two finishers.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2015 0:33:21 GMT -5
Discus Punch.
But for safety purposes, she does the spin like 7 feet away from them, then just walks up and punches them normally. Also the spin is done very slowly so she doesn't get dizzy.
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LuchaBella
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Be careful with me.., it's not a threat, it's a warnin'
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Post by LuchaBella on Nov 11, 2015 0:42:25 GMT -5
The going away.
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Post by hashtagdaley/JudasDay on Nov 11, 2015 3:01:48 GMT -5
(Red) Cattle Mutilation.
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Nov 11, 2015 3:04:00 GMT -5
1080 splash
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Post by Dang! on Nov 11, 2015 3:46:50 GMT -5
Bastion Booger's gyrating sitdown splash. That's really hard to botch.
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Post by mhamm05 on Nov 11, 2015 8:32:47 GMT -5
I'd like to see her try a Canadian Destroyer. Holy hell. This might be the first move in history to kill both competitors. |
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Post by mhamm05 on Nov 11, 2015 8:36:05 GMT -5
Redline - superkick to the back of the head on a seated or kneeling opponent. Red Alert - Diving Crossbody? Trying to work "Red" into it... She shall have the greatest known move in the universe Clifford the Big Red Bulldog Damn. I need the .gif of Eva doing Daniel Bryan's "YES" chant. |
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Post by mhamm05 on Nov 11, 2015 8:38:16 GMT -5
I say 900 splash. Most brutal headbutt finish ever. |
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