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Post by sonofblaine on Nov 12, 2015 20:11:48 GMT -5
Trainer: "Okay, your finisher is going to be the half crab. Just pick up one leg and sit back some. Eva: "That's easy." Trainer: "No...damn it you're facing the wrong...look you just took off their shoe what are you doing?" Eva: "I'M TRYING!" She was obviously going for the Spinning Toe Hold. Trainer: Right. Ok, we'll do the Spinning Toe Hold instead... Eva gets dizzy and falls out of the ring. |
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Post by Starshine on Nov 12, 2015 20:19:05 GMT -5
She was obviously going for the Spinning Toe Hold. Trainer: Right. Ok, we'll do the Spinning Toe Hold instead... Eva gets dizzy and falls out of the ring. Trainer: Uh... yeah, that's how you bump in a Battle Royal. Good job, Eva. *Puts out his hand for a 'high 5,' at the same time Eva motions for a handshake. The trainer switches to a handshake, while Eva mover her hand 5. They somehow switch at the same time again. Then manage to fake switch each other out. This goes on for a while, it's really awkward.* |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2015 21:41:50 GMT -5
That's not a finisher. She'd lose that match that way. Your response makes no sense. Explain it please. She is so talentless as horrible that she should lost every match and that her last move should be getting pinned and that she probably got her job by sleeping with someone as is always the implication for rosa Mendes and michael hayes. Next, can I explain why a chicken crossing the road is humorous What a complete and utter bullshit post. Not even "she got hired for her looks", but "she got hired because she's a whore." Using this logic I can only assume that Braun Strowman is sleeping with Linda McMahon and that's why he's on Raw every week. Or do we only do that with women we don't respect? Get the hell outta here with that disrespectful shit. Also, enjoy that imagery. |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 12, 2015 21:43:37 GMT -5
She is so talentless as horrible that she should lost every match and that her last move should be getting pinned and that she probably got her job by sleeping with someone as is always the implication for rosa Mendes and michael hayes. Next, can I explain why a chicken crossing the road is humorous What a complete and utter bullshit post. Not even "she got hired for her looks", but "she got hired because she's a whore." Using this logic I can only assume that Braun Strowman is sleeping with Linda McMahon and that's why he's on Raw every week. Or do we only do that with women we don't respect? Get the hell outta here with that disrespectful shit. Also, enjoy that imagery. Naw, it's obvious he's sleeping with Steph. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2015 21:44:23 GMT -5
What a complete and utter bullshit post. Not even "she got hired for her looks", but "she got hired because she's a whore." Using this logic I can only assume that Braun Strowman is sleeping with Linda McMahon and that's why he's on Raw every week. Or do we only do that with women we don't respect? Get the hell outta here with that disrespectful shit. Also, enjoy that imagery. Naw, it's obvious he's sleeping with Steph. Maybe he's hardcore? |
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Nov 12, 2015 21:52:38 GMT -5
The running fall down move.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2015 22:21:21 GMT -5
Be smart. She's a heel right? Give her a prop to use at the end of every match to knock out her opponent sort of like, I don't know, add metal to the bottom of her robe. Have her grab it while the ref's turned, knock her opponent out and pin them clean. Even let her put her feet on the ropes at times, grab trunks, do very very heelish shit.
She doesn't need some standard finish, make her the heel she's supposed to be.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2015 22:59:35 GMT -5
The Stratusfaction or The Pedigree
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Post by sonofblaine on Nov 12, 2015 23:03:57 GMT -5
The running fall down move. |
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Post by Talent Name on Nov 12, 2015 23:16:56 GMT -5
Trainer: "Okay, your finisher is going to be the half crab. Just pick up one leg and sit back some. Eva: "That's easy." Trainer: "No...damn it you're facing the wrong...look you just took off their shoe what are you doing?" Eva: "I'M TRYING!" She was obviously going for the Spinning Toe Hold. Upon hearing that Terry Funk retired permanently and now is branding cows and possibly Dory |
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Post by Dave the Dave on Nov 12, 2015 23:45:05 GMT -5
She is so talentless as horrible that she should lost every match and that her last move should be getting pinned and that she probably got her job by sleeping with someone as is always the implication for rosa Mendes and michael hayes. Next, can I explain why a chicken crossing the road is humorous What a complete and utter bullshit post. Not even "she got hired for her looks", but "she got hired because she's a whore." Using this logic I can only assume that Braun Strowman is sleeping with Linda McMahon and that's why he's on Raw every week. Or do we only do that with women we don't respect? Get the hell outta here with that disrespectful shit. Also, enjoy that imagery. Once my sarcasm was unnoticed I decided to not say anymore. Thanks for this post. |
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Post by Clawley Race on Nov 13, 2015 0:50:52 GMT -5
Ms. Small Package!
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Post by Grand Papillon "The Banker" on Nov 13, 2015 1:08:03 GMT -5
She is so talentless as horrible that she should lost every match and that her last move should be getting pinned and that she probably got her job by sleeping with someone as is always the implication for rosa Mendes and michael hayes. Next, can I explain why a chicken crossing the road is humorous What a complete and utter bullshit post. Not even "she got hired for her looks", but "she got hired because she's a whore." Using this logic I can only assume that Braun Strowman is sleeping with Linda McMahon and that's why he's on Raw every week. Or do we only do that with women we don't respect? Get the hell outta here with that disrespectful shit. Also, enjoy that imagery. Can a real mod do something about this guy flaming me and acting as if he is a real mod. This kind of flaming isn't allowed here is it? |
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Post by EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese on Nov 13, 2015 1:54:03 GMT -5
Unfortunately there's nothing there that's specifically against the rules of the board, either your comments about Eva or the comments the other poster made in response to that, since he wasn't attacking you personally, just the original comments. Both of you just try to cool off, OK? We don't want to have to send out warnings over this.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Nov 13, 2015 2:30:16 GMT -5
Eh, rules of the board or no, let's do try to keep a level of respect and decorum.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Nov 13, 2015 2:32:24 GMT -5
The Overdrive would be great to see it get nuclear heat, but she'd probably fall on her face executing it.
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 13, 2015 2:32:43 GMT -5
The Slap Of Doom
It's just a typical slap across the face, but her opponent sells it like Big Show's TKO punch.
Immediately unconscious.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2015 2:42:20 GMT -5
The Slap Of Doom It's just a typical slap across the face, but her opponent sells it like Big Show's TKO punch. Immediately unconscious. WreatleMania 32- Eva vs. Stephanie: Slap vs. Slap They both go for the slap and their hands collide, causing to earth to shake like we haven't felt since Hogan slammed all 1200 pounds of Andre the Giant in front of an infinite number of fans in the Pontiac Silverdome. |
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Post by 67 more on Nov 13, 2015 2:46:43 GMT -5
There is no profound answer. They cross for the same reason anyone would. They just want to reach the other side of the street. It's humorous because people expect some grand motivation but the answer is quite simple The joke is meant to be that the chicken is committing suicide by attempting to cross the road. It's going to the "other side", the afterlife. |
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 13, 2015 2:51:34 GMT -5
"The Scarlet Stare"
Eva looks at her opponent and a red light is cast over the ring. She uses the power of suggestion to get them to run face first into the turnbuckle. She then places a foot upon their body as they lay on the mat, and gets the three count.
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