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Post by RedSmile on Nov 13, 2015 9:38:45 GMT -5
I miss when he'd say bizarre things like talking about Big Show's "Frying Pan Hands" and "Ham-Like Fists". I miss how he shilled for fruity delicious Skittles! |
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Post by Hot Noodle Truck on Nov 13, 2015 9:48:41 GMT -5
I wish on point, in his prime JR would have been there to call the end of The Undertakers streak. Or the debut of the Shield or Nexus. Although, the Nexus debut was really well done as is.
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Post by MrElijah on Nov 13, 2015 10:15:31 GMT -5
JR: The New Day has just laid out Ziggler, Cena and the Dudleyz!!
Lawler: If those damn Dudleyz mind their damn business, they wouldn't be left in a heap with those other two idiots.
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Byron: I believe Roman made the right choice, saying no to HHH.
Heenan: No like you, Roman is an idiot. Everything, handed to you on a silver platter but no "I wanna prove myself to these Humanoids, to me and blah blah.".
Byron: He doesn't want the easy way, he wants to be able to look himself in the mirror.
Heenan: I'm able to look ay myself and I ALWAYS take the easy way out.
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Cole: Miz trying to get "quiet on the set" it seems.
Ventura: He's a star, he deserves it!
Cole: Maybe in his own head.
Ventura: I've been in movies, HE'S been in movies, have you been in movies Michael?
Cole: Well no.
Ventura: WELL SHUT UP, COLE!
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Post by Gremlin on Nov 13, 2015 11:43:09 GMT -5
Mexamerica could stand to get whupped like a government mule.
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Post by FinalGwen on Nov 13, 2015 12:08:26 GMT -5
"BAH GAWD! SPRINGBOARD STUNNER! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!"
"Uh, JR, that's actually John Cena."
"BAH... GAWD?"
"He's been here for over a decade."
"Bah gawd..."
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Nov 13, 2015 12:15:01 GMT -5
"BAH GAWD! SPRINGBOARD STUNNER! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!" "Uh, JR, that's actually John Cena." "BAH... GAWD?" "He's been here for over a decade." "Bah gawd..." TWIST OF FATE! |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2015 12:40:46 GMT -5
I have a feeling him calling on the Cesaro Swing would be a weekly highlight every show
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Post by Soultastic on Nov 13, 2015 12:45:00 GMT -5
Prime JR calling all of WrestleMania 30 would've been glorious.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2015 13:16:04 GMT -5
I have a feeling him calling on the Cesaro Swing would be a weekly highlight every show He'd make some hilarious country analogy about it. I can't even try to come up with the right one myself, but it'd be great. |
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Nov 13, 2015 13:24:16 GMT -5
Neverending Roman Reigns football stats.
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Post by Main Eventer on Nov 13, 2015 14:25:22 GMT -5
BAW GAWD The Wyatt Family are goofier than a pet coon.
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Post by ThankGodForSidJustice on Nov 13, 2015 14:26:06 GMT -5
I really wish he were around to comment on the New Day's antics. They're goofier then a damn pet coon! |
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Post by One of the Cooler, Candid TOKs on Nov 13, 2015 14:36:44 GMT -5
JR would have some great adjectives for Kevin Owens. He'd call him "raw-boned" and shit like that. He'd call Bray Wyatt "sudden", for his bursts of quickness. Probably talk about his great first step he developed playing high skewl football for the Leopards in Brooksville, Florida. Also won the state wrestling championship at 275. He wouldn't kill Wyatt's gimmick like that. I'd say he'd be comparing him to a bayou gator or something along those lines. And he'd gush over Cesaro, probably comparing him to Arn Anderson. |
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Nov 13, 2015 14:42:55 GMT -5
I really wish he were around to comment on the New Day's antics. They're goofier then a damn pet coon! Hogan approves. |
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Post by JCBaggee on Nov 13, 2015 15:27:08 GMT -5
"Adam Rose parties and wears bright colors. He looks like a pack of Skittles! Fruity, delicious, delicious, delicious, fruity, fruity delicious Skittles!"
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Post by Mrs. Potato Dick on Nov 13, 2015 15:38:40 GMT -5
"Roman Reigns is the kind of guy that doesn't give a damn if you hate him or not. Say you get done punching out of the timeclock and head over to the ol' watering hole to get a drink, you walk in and see this man there. You then look into his eyes and can immediately see what he's faced. Some might hate what they see. Some might love what they see but what they'll have to respect is that he's out to get his and he'll be damned if he doesn't. Thoroughbred or not, he works his ass off and best believe he'll take 1 beer before heading out to get ready for the next workday because that's all he needs. He's a genuine tough son of a bitch. That's Roman Reigns." That's so f***ing poetic. |
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Post by jwarr on Nov 13, 2015 16:35:33 GMT -5
I really wish he were around to comment on the New Day's antics. During New Day's tag and stomp spot, I would love to hear him say they're stomping a mudhole and walking it dry. |
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 13, 2015 18:48:01 GMT -5
JR: "Sasha Banks dominating her opponent here"
King: "JR, I'd love to get caught inside THAT bank vault, haahahaha!"
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2015 18:52:37 GMT -5
"bah gawd, Ryback is more machine than man. A sack of muscles with no conscience hellbent on destruction!"
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 14, 2015 17:55:20 GMT -5
I think that he wouldn't hide the fact that Roman divides the audience. You sure? Because I'm pretty sure it was JR who started calling John Cena "controversial". |
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