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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2015 0:28:39 GMT -5
I mean prime JR hypothetically calling matches involving today's WWE wrestlers, this isn't a "bring back JR" thread.
In general, it'd be awesome to have JR around to put guys over as being tough and loving to beat people up and get paid. He was always great at emphasizing the business aspect in a way that enhanced matches and characters. I think Roman Reigns could benefit greatly from that kind of commentary.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Nov 13, 2015 0:43:08 GMT -5
I think that he wouldn't hide the fact that Roman divides the audience.
I would pop if he called an Adam Rose match.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Nov 13, 2015 0:44:08 GMT -5
Michael Cole never tells us wrestlers' hat sizes...
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Post by Clawley Race on Nov 13, 2015 0:45:17 GMT -5
Anyone in a PPV Main Event/Title Match that didn't involve Brock Lesnar. He could create that 'big fight feel.'
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Post by Clawley Race on Nov 13, 2015 0:46:01 GMT -5
Michael Cole never tells us wrestlers' hat sizes... He never compares their hands to kitchen items. Heck, he never compares their body parts to any household items!!! |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2015 0:56:13 GMT -5
JR would have some great adjectives for Kevin Owens. He'd call him "raw-boned" and shit like that.
He'd call Bray Wyatt "sudden", for his bursts of quickness. Probably talk about his great first step he developed playing high skewl football for the Leopards in Brooksville, Florida. Also won the state wrestling championship at 275.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2015 1:03:09 GMT -5
"Roman Reigns is the kind of guy that doesn't give a damn if you hate him or not. Say you get done punching out of the timeclock and head over to the ol' watering hole to get a drink, you walk in and see this man there. You then look into his eyes and can immediately see what he's faced. Some might hate what they see. Some might love what they see but what they'll have to respect is that he's out to get his and he'll be damned if he doesn't. Thoroughbred or not, he works his ass off and best believe he'll take 1 beer before heading out to get ready for the next workday because that's all he needs. He's a genuine tough son of a bitch. That's Roman Reigns."
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Nov 13, 2015 1:03:32 GMT -5
Michael Cole never tells us wrestlers' hat sizes... He never compares their hands to kitchen items. Heck, he never compares their body parts to any household items!!! He tried once... and we the best he could come up with was "limb like arms" which I suppose is technically correct... |
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Nov 13, 2015 1:24:08 GMT -5
*After Alexa Bliss stole Bayley's title*
"That Alexa Bliss is a no good Jezebel."
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2015 1:45:07 GMT -5
I wouldn't want JR back, because everybody forgets how, some occasional shows aside, he was mostly pretty terrible for his last ten years or so.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2015 1:47:17 GMT -5
I really wish he were around to comment on the New Day's antics.
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Post by thegame415 on Nov 13, 2015 1:52:48 GMT -5
X played football at Y.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Nov 13, 2015 2:30:13 GMT -5
Nah, he was dreadful in his last run. I can do without him calling the superman punch the Green Lantern Slap or whatever.
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 13, 2015 2:45:00 GMT -5
JR: "Here comes Tyler Breeze, with his selfie stick"
King: "He's facing Jack Swagger, who was beaten with the UGLY stick, hahahahaahha!!"
JR: "Summer Rae at ringside watching this match"
King: "Oh JR. Summer is my favourite season of the year"
JR: "Why's that Keeeng?"
King: "Because school is out, and I get hot and sweaty, hahahahah!"
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Nov 13, 2015 7:27:28 GMT -5
I miss when he'd say bizarre things like talking about Big Show's "Frying Pan Hands" and "Ham-Like Fists".
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Post by sonofblaine on Nov 13, 2015 7:33:35 GMT -5
A 5 star match on RAW is going on between Cesaro and Owens.
JR: Bah gawd, Kang! The Dubbya Dubbya E Network is a steal at Nan nanndy nan!
King halfheartedly agrees while playing on his phone.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2015 8:43:44 GMT -5
I wouldn't want JR back, because everybody forgets how, some occasional shows aside, he was mostly pretty terrible for his last ten years or so. This is true for the most part, but even at his worst JR actually sounded like a human being, rather than a buzzword-spouting drone like Michael Cole. |
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 13, 2015 8:58:18 GMT -5
"You know something King, El Torito is neato!"
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Post by Dub H on Nov 13, 2015 9:06:49 GMT -5
Meh,i don't think commentary will ever improve,because the problem is more backstage than anything
But King and Cole are still awful
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Nov 13, 2015 9:08:42 GMT -5
I wouldn't want JR back, because everybody forgets how, some occasional shows aside, he was mostly pretty terrible for his last ten years or so. Nah, he was dreadful in his last run. I can do without him calling the superman punch the Green Lantern Slap or whatever. First line of the thread. I mean prime JR hypothetically calling matches involving today's WWE wrestlers, this isn't a "bring back JR" thread. |
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