RAW Thread 11/16/15: The Elite Eight

[The Kevstaaa]

People like to say "Cena outsells everyone in merch because he has so many shirts", but he has so many shirts because he sells so much. The same could be said for Kevin Owens, who has had like, seven shirts already and has been with the company for less than a year.

[Injustice45]

KO: Where I come from, there is no honor in the ring. Ain't that right, Steen?

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Thanks for recapping that Facebook exclusive interview, Cole. Makes me want to get a Facebook page!

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

I bet Neville is going to look really really good here.

[Gawk Rivers]

Nov 16, 2015 20:22:13 GMT -5 Jeff Mangum PI said:

Battle of the former NXT champions.

It's good, but it's no Alex Riley vs. Mason Ryan. #BringBackFCW

[Shai]

Nov 16, 2015 20:20:43 GMT -5 Allie Kitsune said:

Nov 16, 2015 20:20:00 GMT -5 Shai said:

How did something that used to look like the coolest thing ever become so.....yawn inducing

He got old in front of a youth-oriented fandom?

I guess so....my nephew is 12 and he thinks the Undertaker is the most boring wrestler ever

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Nov 16, 2015 20:22:51 GMT -5 Oh Cry Me a Screwball said:

Nov 16, 2015 20:21:37 GMT -5 The Heartbreak TWERK said:

Great, now I can't unf***ing hear that.

FORTUNE FOUR! OOOOOH!

WHEN WE SAY USED, YA'LL SAY HO'S!

USED!

HOOOOOO'S!!

ACHOO!! *BOOM*

"I'm on Top! Retainin' my Teeth..."

[Demented]

Nov 16, 2015 20:23:45 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

Nov 16, 2015 20:22:13 GMT -5 Jeff Mangum PI said:

Battle of the former NXT champions.

It's good, but it's no Alex Riley vs. Mason Ryan. #BringBackFCW

Knockoff Batista vs. ... ... Knockoff Batista.

[Perd]

Neville hates anyone with a first name.

[Kevin Hamilton]

JBL: It took me fifteen years and Brock leaving for me to get that opportunity.

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

Nov 16, 2015 20:23:12 GMT -5 Confused Mark Wahlberg said:

"I got it, bro...dis Neville guy could be a wrestling Tattoo from dat Fantasy island show."

"And den, they get married by accident at the paper view. It'll be hilarious bro."

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Nov 16, 2015 20:24:28 GMT -5 Perd said:

Vince hates anyone with a first name.

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I hope Owens does the "rush towards the opponent" spot and follows it with something extra boring.

Suggestion: Run towards the opponent with a lead pipe, drop it, then just step on their foot.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

f*** OFF CHRISLEY

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

And Londoners thought Samantha Fox was bad, here come Chrisley

[Gawk Rivers]

Nov 16, 2015 20:22:33 GMT -5 Kevin Hamilton said:

Nov 16, 2015 20:21:47 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

I wish all the shouts in Skyrim were violent smoker coughs.

You discovered word of power MARLBORO

You have discovered the word of Dragonrend

NICORETTE

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Nov 16, 2015 20:23:45 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

Nov 16, 2015 20:22:13 GMT -5 Jeff Mangum PI said:

Battle of the former NXT champions.

It's good, but it's no Alex Riley vs. Mason Ryan. #BringBackFCW

Catch_UsTearEmoji.jpg

[Hit Girl]

Nov 16, 2015 20:25:54 GMT -5 Confused Mark Wahlberg said:

And Londoners thought Samantha Fox was bad, here come Chrisley

Sam Fox did at least have a tremendous set of tits.

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

Nov 16, 2015 20:25:17 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

Nov 16, 2015 20:24:28 GMT -5 Perd said:

Vince hates anyone not named Roman.

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[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

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