crabbymelt
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Post by crabbymelt on Dec 10, 2015 21:43:52 GMT -5
I am done with school. DONE. It's time to have a big kid job now and I can't wait! I'm now open for questions- even the perverted ones. I'm just SO happy it is all over.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2015 21:47:14 GMT -5
How much for the happy ending?
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 10, 2015 21:53:00 GMT -5
Congrats! Do you have any idea how poor an idea it is to allow pervy questions here?  |
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Professor Chaos
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Post by Professor Chaos on Dec 10, 2015 21:53:20 GMT -5
Good luck. I have a Bachelor of Science Degree with 15 years management experience and submit 50 resumes a week lucky to get 1 interview a week which I get rejected. The big kid job world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. Best of luck to ya.
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bob
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Post by bob on Dec 10, 2015 22:26:39 GMT -5
You got your muffler in?
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crabbymelt
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Post by crabbymelt on Dec 10, 2015 22:35:41 GMT -5
How much for the happy ending? Happy endings are for fairy tales. You're not into kids, are you? Congrats! Do you have any idea how poor an idea it is to allow pervy questions here? I'm a member of this board. It's par for the course, isn't it? Good luck. I have a Bachelor of Science Degree with 15 years management experience and submit 50 resumes a week lucky to get 1 interview a week which I get rejected. The big kid job world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. Best of luck to ya. I've been there for a while too. I consider anything paying above minimum wage a big kid job, and I've long since been an adult. One of the big motivations for being an MT is self-employment. I've already got work knocking on the door. |
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Demented
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Post by Demented on Dec 10, 2015 22:51:43 GMT -5
Congrats!
Question... what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen massage therapist?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2015 22:57:23 GMT -5
I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT BOOKED WITH A MASSAGE THERAPIST ON MONDAY FOR MY PHYSIO FROM MY CAR CRASH THREE MONTHS AGO! SHE IS AVERAGE BUT HEY FREE MASSAGE COVERED BY INSURANCE!
ALSO IS IT POSSIBLE TO MAKE SOMEONE FART BY MASSAGING THE LOWER BACK AND HIP AREA? LIKE WHEN EVER I GET MASSAGED HARD THERE I HAVE THE SUDDEN URGE TO FART AND I'M AFRAID TO FART SO I HOLD IN MY FART AND I THINK SHE KNOWS!
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jagilki
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Post by jagilki on Dec 10, 2015 23:19:41 GMT -5
What soap do you use to get rid of the smell of old man ass off your hands?
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The Unconquered Sun
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 11, 2015 0:51:19 GMT -5
congratulations!
not really a question, but still break out the victory dance gifs!
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Dec 11, 2015 1:38:50 GMT -5
Who would win in a fight between Adolf Hitler and the Incredible Hulk?
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mcd
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Post by mcd on Dec 11, 2015 1:39:12 GMT -5
I am done with school. DONE. It's time to have a big kid job now and I can't wait! I'm now open for questions- even the perverted ones. I'm just SO happy it is all over. Oh man! Congratulations!! I just finished up too!! Let me know when you get picked up by a company or strike out on your own! I've been blasting resumes for two weeks! |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2015 12:42:49 GMT -5
CONGRATULATIONS!
You know I mean it, because I bothered to spell the whole word.
Now.
Watch 2 and a half men and don't end up like Alan Harper, in fact avoid John Cryer too.
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Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 11, 2015 12:49:22 GMT -5
I actually did think of studying to be a massage therapist myself. But I have this thing about having to put my hands on other people...
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crabbymelt
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Post by crabbymelt on Dec 11, 2015 22:02:46 GMT -5
Congrats! Question... what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen massage therapist? African or European? What soap do you use to get rid of the smell of old man ass off your hands? The sick thing? Old ladies smell FAR WORSE. I think it's the combo of perfume and stale vaseline or something. The answer is always peppermint. Who would win in a fight between Adolf Hitler and the Incredible Hulk? Hulk, duh. I actually did think of studying to be a massage therapist myself. But I have this thing about having to put my hands on other people... You get used to it. I haven't really touched anybody skeezy or dirty. And if there's a question of whether or not the person is clean, you can discreetly slather on some hand sanitizer or do the "hot towel" treatment to wipe off any dirt. |
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crabbymelt
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Post by crabbymelt on Dec 11, 2015 22:04:30 GMT -5
I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT BOOKED WITH A MASSAGE THERAPIST ON MONDAY FOR MY PHYSIO FROM MY CAR CRASH THREE MONTHS AGO! SHE IS AVERAGE BUT HEY FREE MASSAGE COVERED BY INSURANCE! ALSO IS IT POSSIBLE TO MAKE SOMEONE FART BY MASSAGING THE LOWER BACK AND HIP AREA? LIKE WHEN EVER I GET MASSAGED HARD THERE I HAVE THE SUDDEN URGE TO FART AND I'M AFRAID TO FART SO I HOLD IN MY FART AND I THINK SHE KNOWS! She knows. ...seriously, just let it rip. I had an old lady pee on me once. We don't care. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2015 23:42:50 GMT -5
I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT BOOKED WITH A MASSAGE THERAPIST ON MONDAY FOR MY PHYSIO FROM MY CAR CRASH THREE MONTHS AGO! SHE IS AVERAGE BUT HEY FREE MASSAGE COVERED BY INSURANCE! ALSO IS IT POSSIBLE TO MAKE SOMEONE FART BY MASSAGING THE LOWER BACK AND HIP AREA? LIKE WHEN EVER I GET MASSAGED HARD THERE I HAVE THE SUDDEN URGE TO FART AND I'M AFRAID TO FART SO I HOLD IN MY FART AND I THINK SHE KNOWS! She knows. ...seriously, just let it rip. I had an old lady pee on me once. We don't care. I need to know the story now |
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nm
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Post by nm on Dec 12, 2015 0:21:48 GMT -5
how much do you get paid
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