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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 19, 2015 8:35:35 GMT -5
This is not a thread about what we want or to argue that TNA shouldn't be fixated on surprises for one time ratings boost. We already know they're going to have some surprises. So what will they be?
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baracklesnar
Team Rocket
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Post by baracklesnar on Dec 19, 2015 8:46:54 GMT -5
New heel stable that tries to take over the company.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Dec 19, 2015 8:53:03 GMT -5
Existence
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 19, 2015 8:57:37 GMT -5
New heel stable that tries to take over the company. Looking forward to Planet Aces of Immortal! |
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Post by ________ has left the building on Dec 19, 2015 9:02:38 GMT -5
Kurt Angle wrestles and does not do any German suplexes nor moonsaults.
Eric Young wears non dayglo trunks.
To one up WWE, TNA hires David Flair and Manu.
Awesome Kong changes her name to Alright Kong.
Shera forms a tag team with Jinder Mahal. They are called The New Delhi.
Madison Rayne cuckold Josh Mathews with the Pope.
Bobby Roode does a promo without talking about respecting the business or yelling.
Abyss does a hardcore match without taking a thumbtack bump.
No Dixie Carter asskissing.
Another invasion angle but this time with former ROH people. TNA acts like it is an official attack by ROH but no one buys that guys like Sonjay Dutt, Trevor Lee, Eddie Kingston, Brian Myers, and Crimson are working with Ring of Honor.
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Reflecto
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Post by Reflecto on Dec 19, 2015 9:42:56 GMT -5
Getting back to the new era of wrestling- NXT* Invasion!
*NXT may just be Sami Callihan leading a couple people who once went to a tryout WWE made and were rejected.**
**Sami Callihan may also just be Lucky Cannon and Jacob Novak.
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Post by walterharrow on Dec 19, 2015 14:12:34 GMT -5
There is no way they will get through this show without a heel turn or two. This is TNA so I wouldn't be surprised if they had Matt Hardy turn heel by helping EC3 win the world title in the main event
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 19, 2015 14:18:36 GMT -5
I think the biggest surprise would be putting on a show that's not some bullshit.
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Dec 19, 2015 14:35:33 GMT -5
a caption at the end of the show
*all performers and crew were paid two days early*
vince russo sat in the crowd holding up a sign "who booked this crap? not me for once"
live twitter updates from Dixie's account where she insults everyone watching, performing, backstage, in the production team, and connected to pop.
bigfoot to be wandering around the locker room until he gets beaten up by a face.
at least 5 missed cues each by both wrestlers and commentary.
a twenty minute opening promo by Dixie.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Dec 19, 2015 14:37:27 GMT -5
Viewers
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Dec 19, 2015 15:11:26 GMT -5
Show opens with Dixie Carter pregnant.
But who is the Father?
Commercial
Vince Russo is the Father.
Proposal, Dixie Accepts
Commercial
Russo/Carter Wedding
Commercial
Dixie Gives Birth to AJ Lee in a turkey suit
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2015 15:18:31 GMT -5
Show opens with Dixie Carter pregnant. But who is the Father? Commercial Vince Russo is the Father. Proposal, Dixie Accepts Commercial Russo/Carter Wedding Commercial Dixie Gives Birth to AJ Lee in a turkey suit This would be phenomenal. |
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Post by Gremlin on Dec 19, 2015 15:30:05 GMT -5
An interview not conducted via Skype.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Dec 19, 2015 15:52:09 GMT -5
Show opens with Dixie Carter pregnant. But who is the Father? Commercial Vince Russo is the Father. Proposal, Dixie Accepts Commercial Russo/Carter Wedding Commercial Dixie Gives Birth to AJ Lee in a turkey suit This would be epic....it NEEDS to happen. But in all seriousness, I see a return of Cute Kip to TNA. |
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Dec 19, 2015 15:54:56 GMT -5
The wrestlers actually turn up
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BlackoutCreature
Grimlock
The Ultimate Popcorntunist!
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Dec 19, 2015 18:02:53 GMT -5
The show will hype so many surprises that people will be surprised when no surprises actually happen.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Dec 19, 2015 18:11:45 GMT -5
The years start comin' and they don't stop coming.
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Dec 19, 2015 18:35:43 GMT -5
Mad Braddox shooting on WWE, a new champion, Manu returns.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Dec 19, 2015 20:39:11 GMT -5
I imagine it'll be the same 'surprises' as their Destination America debut but with even less star power.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2015 21:14:34 GMT -5
Everyone wil brawl for no real reason.
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