mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Dec 21, 2015 13:28:09 GMT -5
Have a wrestler idolise an old, retired heel. Have him talk to pictures of, say, Jake the Snake or whoever, and how he plans to start what they finished.
But don't have him get his ass kicked by two rookies, obviously.
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TWERKIN' MAGGLE
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 21, 2015 13:30:07 GMT -5
No.
You want Sheamus.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 21, 2015 13:30:38 GMT -5
Vince: "Who's Kylie Renner?"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2015 13:36:50 GMT -5
Only if the 2nd part of this spoilerific scenario happens: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}Aurora: Daddy, I liked that movie. Can I be a Kylo Ren in the wrestling ring someday? HHH: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  ;P |
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Burst
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Post by Burst on Dec 21, 2015 13:40:17 GMT -5
But don't have him get his ass kicked by two rookies, obviously. I think that was kind of the point, though, that he was talking the talk and putting up his wannabe Vader facade way more than he was walking the walk. Yeah, he was powerful enough to stop a blaster bolt mid-shot and hold it there, but that's also when he was super duper focused and not emotionally compromised. The gist I got throughout the movie was that his Force abilities tend to fall through the floor whenever he's angry or emotional. This could still work as a wrestling character in the sense of the heel being relatively oblivious to when he's in over his head and also having his power/technique deteriorate if he gets angry during a match. |
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Allie Kitsune
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 21, 2015 13:45:54 GMT -5
Only if the heel they're talking to a picture of is Mr. Fuji.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 21, 2015 13:53:20 GMT -5
Have Tyler Breeze talk to a picture of Rick Martel
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Dec 21, 2015 14:01:30 GMT -5
They should do it tonight with Roman Reigns and a picture of John Cena when the Authority inevitably puts him into a gauntlet match against every heel on the roster.
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Evil Homer
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Post by Evil Homer on Dec 21, 2015 14:06:59 GMT -5
that could only work if they could keep the superstars idenity hidden , which is now near impossible.
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Dec 21, 2015 14:18:02 GMT -5
Use Triple H. He has the nose for it
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Post by xCompackx on Dec 21, 2015 14:33:53 GMT -5
But don't have him get his ass kicked by two rookies, obviously. Kylo himself was a rookie too, though. Guy clearly had no idea on how to control his power and seemed to only know enough of the Force to get his job done. |
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Post by Stu on Dec 21, 2015 15:04:26 GMT -5
Vince: "Who's Kylie Renner?" Vince: Nevermind, I remember. He plays Hawkeye. From Mash |
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Post by Bo Rida on Dec 21, 2015 17:38:54 GMT -5
Get Jake Carter back, he could look at a picture of Vader, do promos with a smoking helmet. Perfect
Probably a bad idea though, imagine the London chants:
Kylo, Kylo Kylo, Kylo Kylo, Kylo, KYLO SOLO!
Damn smarks trying to get themselves over
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Post by ________ has left the building on Dec 21, 2015 17:46:11 GMT -5
Since Terry Funk is his illegitimate daddy and he patterns himself after him, Dean Ambrose can finally claim vengeance on Ric Flair and Jerry Lawler for his pappy.
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Soultastic
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Post by Soultastic on Dec 21, 2015 18:01:55 GMT -5
But don't have him get his ass kicked by two rookies, obviously. He got shot in the dick with a laser crossbow before that and still f***ed one of the rookies up, so I don't really see the issue. |
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Dec 21, 2015 18:02:06 GMT -5
Wasn't that basically Shane McMahon anytime he turned against Vince?
Ren, General Hux and Phasma should call themselves the Mean Street Posse.
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mizerable
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Post by mizerable on Dec 21, 2015 18:09:49 GMT -5
Kevin Owens can be that junk dealer.
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Post by Famous Rocking Chimes on Dec 21, 2015 18:49:33 GMT -5
But don't have him get his ass kicked by two rookies, obviously. He got shot in the dick with a laser crossbow before that and still f***ed one of the rookies up, so I don't really see the issue. Because you gotta make Rey look really really strong. I kid, I actually don't have a problem with the way Rey and Kylo Ren were portrayed. |
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Post by Neo: "The One" who CLAPS on Dec 21, 2015 19:58:50 GMT -5
But don't have him get his ass kicked by two rookies, obviously. Kylo himself was a rookie too, though. Guy clearly had no idea on how to control his power and seemed to only know enough of the Force to get his job done. And he was injured. And he was conflicted. And I watched the movie twice, he didn't get his ass handed to him by the first rookie either. |
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Jiren
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Post by Jiren on Dec 21, 2015 20:27:05 GMT -5
Also I think Rey has had training but had her memory wiped by Luke to protect her from Kylo Ren & first order after he went psycho.
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