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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 22, 2015 1:13:17 GMT -5
Now I'm glad the Vikings cut you
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Post by Big Bad Kahuna on Dec 22, 2015 1:18:50 GMT -5
he doesn't live in MN though
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Post by Mayonnaise on Dec 22, 2015 1:29:15 GMT -5
Dude is in the Yukon fist deep in various wild animals as Sable sits longingly by the fire waiting on her new fur coat. Priorities man.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Dec 22, 2015 1:59:02 GMT -5
He worked Saturday, he has a contract with God that says he doesn't have to work more than once a week.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2015 2:01:10 GMT -5
To be honest, Brock Lesnar pretty much has the perfect life. Works a few days a year, gets paid millions of dollars, millions love him, and he gets to bang Sable.
And he lives on a ranch in Canada.
It really doesn't get much better than that.
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Post by fw91 on Dec 22, 2015 2:43:48 GMT -5
To be honest, Brock Lesnar pretty much has the perfect life. Works a few days a year, gets paid millions of dollars, millions love him, and he gets to bang Sable. And he lives on a ranch in Canada.It really doesn't get much better than that.  |
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 22, 2015 7:41:41 GMT -5
He worked Saturday, he has a contract with God that says he doesn't have to work more than once a week. Not only does God fear Brock, Yujiro Hanma would shit his pants at the sight of Brock. |
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Post by Germansuplex on Dec 22, 2015 9:43:33 GMT -5
He worked Saturday, he has a contract with God that says he doesn't have to work more than once a week. I'll never understand why they didn't broadcast that contract signing. |
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Post by ________ has left the building on Dec 22, 2015 9:48:33 GMT -5
He worked Saturday, he has a contract with God that says he doesn't have to work more than once a week. I'll never understand why they didn't broadcast that contract signing. After his son got punked out by Cena and losing his match against the McMahons, J-Hovah doesn't want to take any more public L's in WWE. |
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Post by Germansuplex on Dec 22, 2015 9:50:58 GMT -5
I'll never understand why they didn't broadcast that contract signing. After his son got punked out by Cena and losing his match against the McMahons, J-Hovah doesn't want to take any more public L's in WWE. That would explain his no-show at Backlash 2006. But I think he was just scared of Bork. |
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Post by moondoggie on Dec 22, 2015 10:00:45 GMT -5
After his son got punked out by Cena and losing his match against the McMahons, J-Hovah doesn't want to take any more public L's in WWE. That would explain his no-show at Backlash 2006. But I think he was just scared of Bork. He tried to reconsil himself by having Shawn Michaels descending from the heavens to battle against The Undertaker at Mania 25 but since then God figured its best to stay clear from the world of WWE and be in charge of his HWF (Heavenly Wrestling Federation) |
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Post by thirteen3 on Dec 22, 2015 10:04:35 GMT -5
He lives in Canada now, Saskatchewan of all places. South Dakota wasn't isolating enough.
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Post by Heinz Doofenschmirtz on Dec 22, 2015 10:08:30 GMT -5
He lives in Canada now, Saskatchewan of all places. South Dakota wasn't isolating enough. I grew up in Northern Saskatchewan, he's gonna need to move to Nunavut if he wants more isolation than that. |
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Post by Muskrat on Dec 22, 2015 10:10:34 GMT -5
He lives in Canada now, Saskatchewan of all places. South Dakota wasn't isolating enough. That and I'm pretty sure it's still hunting season in the Gap right now, and Brock don't miss hunting season |
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Dec 22, 2015 11:04:50 GMT -5
He lives in Canada now, Saskatchewan of all places. South Dakota wasn't isolating enough. That and I'm pretty sure it's still hunting season in the Gap right now, and Brock don't miss hunting season Nope, he definitely doesn't. All those armed hunters wandering the wilds... How can a man like Brock resist such prey? |
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Post by lionheart21 on Dec 22, 2015 11:12:49 GMT -5
He lives in Canada now, Saskatchewan of all places. South Dakota wasn't isolating enough. That and I'm pretty sure it's still hunting season in the Gap right now, and Brock don't miss hunting season I don't even imagine Brock as a hunter that uses guns or a bow and arrow. He most likely just goes out into the woods, German Suplexing elks and F5ing bears. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2015 11:20:42 GMT -5
To be honest, Brock Lesnar pretty much has the perfect life. Works a few days a year, gets paid millions of dollars, millions love him, and he gets to bang Sable. And he lives on a ranch in Canada. It really doesn't get much better than that. I love Canada and everything. But he's living in Saskatchewan and I wouldn't wish my worst enemy to live in Saskatchewan! |
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Post by Muskrat on Dec 22, 2015 11:24:59 GMT -5
To be honest, Brock Lesnar pretty much has the perfect life. Works a few days a year, gets paid millions of dollars, millions love him, and he gets to bang Sable. And he lives on a ranch in Canada. It really doesn't get much better than that. I love Canada and everything. But he's living in Saskatchewan and I wouldn't wish my worst enemy to live in Saskatchewan! Clearly you haven't seen the mess that is Manitoba these days, I'm damn near jealous of those watermelon wearing motherf***ers in Saskatchewan |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2015 11:33:10 GMT -5
I love Canada and everything. But he's living in Saskatchewan and I wouldn't wish my worst enemy to live in Saskatchewan! Clearly you haven't seen the mess that is Manitoba these days, I'm damn near jealous of those watermelon wearing motherf***ers in Saskatchewan Maybe cut back on the drinking of slurpees you crazy Manitoba f***s. But are your mosquitos the size of softballs as the ones in Saskatchewan? It's just fun to make fun of Saskatchewan. Hell the only province made fun of more than Quebec in American pop culture is always Saskatchewan. |
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Post by metylerca on Dec 22, 2015 11:36:15 GMT -5
"I'm from Winnipeg, idiot."
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