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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2015 20:10:09 GMT -5
I've always wondered what the women's public restroom was like. I imagine it filled with sofas and waterfalls. And smells like Lilies.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 24, 2015 22:26:46 GMT -5
And while we're on it, what's that pink puck really for? It sure as Hell isnt making anything smell better! I think it's really for a game, like who can melt the most of it, or can you flip it over.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Dec 25, 2015 1:14:59 GMT -5
I'll be honest. I wouldn't have sex with a stranger, but I am a little sad that I've never gotten an offer from a slutty gay guy in a public restroom. A year or so ago, a young skater punk gave me an offer in the men's room, but I chickened out at the last second. Chickened out and then choked that chicken out of frustration? EWWWWW!
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Dec 25, 2015 9:23:20 GMT -5
The only good memory I have of a public bathroom is when I saw "For The Best BJ call ###-####" and I changed it to say "For the Best R & B Jams call ###-####". I'm sure the person on the other ends got a lot of Keith Sweat requests that day. Other than that, they are the absolute worst.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Dec 25, 2015 10:39:52 GMT -5
An old coworker shook Matt Damon's hand in the public restrooms at a Miami Dolphins game. He was vague on whether or not they had washed their hands.
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Dec 25, 2015 11:47:43 GMT -5
Speaking of public restrooms. Have You Guys notices all the women in the men's sections in every crowded évents, all because of the long lines in the women's section?
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Dec 29, 2015 20:18:38 GMT -5
Speaking of public restrooms. Have You Guys notices all the women in the men's sections in every crowded évents, all because of the long lines in the women's section? I have not. Tell me more...
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
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Post by agent817 on Dec 29, 2015 22:28:34 GMT -5
I stay away from public bathrooms in parks, mostly because they are dirty as hell.
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Post by xCompackx on Dec 29, 2015 23:25:58 GMT -5
I'll be honest. I wouldn't have sex with a stranger, but I am a little sad that I've never gotten an offer from a slutty gay guy in a public restroom. Out of curiosity, what could that slutty gay guy do to convince you to do it?
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Dec 30, 2015 16:44:13 GMT -5
I've always wondered what the women's public restroom was like. I imagine it filled with sofas and waterfalls. And smells like Lilies. Having worked in a job that involved cleaning restrooms, I can definitively state that this is not the case. The women's room was ALWAYS much worse than the men's room, with the exception of one particularly horrible explosive-diarrhea-missed-the-toilet-poop-footprints-up-the-wall incident. (also the let's-cover-the-walls-in-ketchup incident) Some women hover over the seat instead of sitting and make a mess. Then there is the menstruation related stuff which attracts bears. Lastly you get more dirty diapers in the women's room.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Dec 30, 2015 19:36:45 GMT -5
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Phil Parent
El Dandy
Your Favourite Teacher
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Post by Phil Parent on Dec 31, 2015 4:59:29 GMT -5
I love this place.
That will be all.
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