Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Dec 25, 2015 9:23:20 GMT -5
The only good memory I have of a public bathroom is when I saw "For The Best BJ call ###-####" and I changed it to say "For the Best R & B Jams call ###-####". I'm sure the person on the other ends got a lot of Keith Sweat requests that day. Other than that, they are the absolute worst.
I've always wondered what the women's public restroom was like. I imagine it filled with sofas and waterfalls.
And smells like Lilies.
Having worked in a job that involved cleaning restrooms, I can definitively state that this is not the case. The women's room was ALWAYS much worse than the men's room, with the exception of one particularly horrible explosive-diarrhea-missed-the-toilet-poop-footprints-up-the-wall incident. (also the let's-cover-the-walls-in-ketchup incident)
Some women hover over the seat instead of sitting and make a mess. Then there is the menstruation related stuff which attracts bears. Lastly you get more dirty diapers in the women's room.