Loser's Anonymous

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

Guys, I think certain superstars on Raw need help.

Jack Swagger.

The ECW guys.

They are addicted to catching L's. It's really kinda sad to see. They just keep fighting the same dudes and keep getting their asses handed to them. At what point does somebody step in and say enough is enough? Do you know how bad staring at the lights is for your eyesight!? These guys are ruining their lives because they can't accept defeat. We really need a program to help people like this out.

"Hi, I'm Jack Swagger and I'm a jobber."
"Hi Jack!"

[Burst]

Dec 22, 2015 10:36:57 GMT -5 Magic knows Black Lives Matter said:

"Hi, I'm Jack Swagger and I'm a jobber."
"Hi Jack!"

Is it bad I imagined this impromptu meeting taking place as the talent are waiting for their flight at an airport?

[Dean-o]

As much as I hate to see Swagger reduced to being a jobber to the heatless Del Rio, at least we're not getting more of 50/50 booking that helps nobody get over.

[Deleted]

Whatever, Magic.

(walks off with head down)

[Mayonnaise]

TD: Hi, my name is Tommy Dreamer and...*sigh*...I'm addicted to food.
Bubba: Wrong one fatass
TD: Thank God. My name is Tommy Dreamer and I am addicted to tears.
Devon: Swing and a miss Dreamer.
TD: Shit what else is there? And I use too much spray tan?
Bubba: Dammit Dreamer, come here *whispers in Dreamer's ear*
TD: WHAT! YOU MEAN YOU CAN ACTUALLY WIN MATCHES? PAUL E. LIED TO ME AGAIN.
Bubba: Yeah, that is the support group in 2 hours, right now get on with the loser talk before the tears make your fake bake run, fatty.