wisdomwizard
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Post by wisdomwizard on Dec 26, 2015 22:17:08 GMT -5
AKA Bad Smelling Farts Depreciation Thread.
Is it me or do some of the outright worst smelling farts smell like broccoli, even when you haven't eaten them? Seriously, how is that possible? There are numerous times I pass gass not having a lick of broccoli and darn if that's not what smells like when I let out a thick cloud.
So can anyone explain this bizarre phenomenon?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2015 1:14:24 GMT -5
It's your ass. It's revolting.
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The Unconquered Sun
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 27, 2015 1:48:56 GMT -5
yeah, i've never really examined my flatulence that much.
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Post by Rocky Raccoon on Dec 27, 2015 2:29:31 GMT -5
I... once worked on a science-themed show that... actually covered things like this. So, heaven help me, here we go...  Long story short: Eggs, red meat and certain vegetables like broccoli and cabbage are very rich in sulfur. These vegetables release hydrogen sulfide when cooked, which just so happens to be the very same chemical compound responsible for giving flatulence its odor. Sulfur compounds are also added to commercially distributed natural gas/methane to give a detectable scent, as it's normally odorless. So, umm... yeah! That's why you have deadly broccoli toots without even eating actual broccoli. I'll see myself out. |
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 27, 2015 8:08:42 GMT -5
All I know is that peanuts give me really smelly gas.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2015 11:35:39 GMT -5
All I know when I'm sick, it smells extra sick
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Dec 27, 2015 11:40:43 GMT -5
I can't eat Taco Bell and sit in my friends car
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Professor Chaos
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Post by Professor Chaos on Dec 27, 2015 16:42:01 GMT -5
I love the smell of my own farts but other people's sicken me.
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 27, 2015 17:18:03 GMT -5
I had a friend in high school whose farts smells like rotten pumpkins. Like, spot on rotten pumpkins. Imagine a jack o latern that was full of maggots and Arby's.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 27, 2015 17:50:14 GMT -5
I'm quite surprised this wasn't a SuperSweet thread.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2015 17:59:47 GMT -5
My big problem with farts is that mine linger and seem to stick to my skin. If I fart, people will ask if I just farted for like an hour afterwards unless I shower. I know it sounds funny, but it's actually kind of horrible and gives me a complex socially. Like if I'm ever around people that notice a bad smell, I suspect it might be even if it's not.
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