Miz: "You could fail a wellness test for a Sudafed"

[héad.casé]

The Miz claimed that WWE's drug testing is more stringent than in professional sports.

"We are tested more than an NFL [player], Major League Baseball player, or in the NBA. I mean, we are tested nonstop, all day, every day. We're not allowed to have Sudafed. [If] you have a Sudafed, you're out 30 days, so it's legit. The stuff you maybe got away with back in the day, you don't get away with now. And kudos to WWE because they took an interest in our health. We get tested. Our hearts get tested. We get tested every six months. We get blood tested, we get our heart monitored, and it's great."

Source: Allegedly with Theo Von & Matthew Cole Weiss

[Joe Neglia]

I mean, we are tested nonstop, all day, every day.

We get tested every six months.

[chazraps]

Jan 5, 2016 17:44:18 GMT -5 Joe Neglia said:

I mean, we are tested nonstop, all day, every day.

We get tested every six months.

I think he mentioned hearts gets checked every 6 months for abnormalities/general health, and drug testing is more regular.

[dreidemy]

Six months = Every day he's on tv I guess

[2coldMack is even more baffled]

Am I nuts, or does it feel like guys have REALLY been talking about the Wellness Policy and how "totally super strict and for real it is, guys" lately? Did something go down? I mean, I'm vaguely aware of some sort of lawsuit?

[Catchphrase!]

Jan 5, 2016 17:55:49 GMT -5 2coldMack is even more baffled said:

Am I nuts, or does it feel like guys have REALLY been talking about the Wellness Policy and how "totally super strict and for real it is, guys" lately? Did something go down? I mean, I'm vaguely aware of some sort of lawsuit?

The most recent incident I can recall is the whole Billy Gunn deal.

[Deleted]

The Miz is the WWE's A-1 dick rider.

[2coldMack is even more baffled]

Jan 5, 2016 18:45:38 GMT -5 @akeem said:

The Miz is the WWE's A-1 dick rider.

To be fair, isn't that specifically why they keep him around and in a semi-prominent spot, because he's such a good guy to have for publicity interviews and the like?

[Long A, Short A]

I'm missing something somewhere because getting popped for sudafed doesn't sound like a sign of a stringent drug test to me. Kids use to get busted all the time because they took something to cure their cold and it showed up on a drug test. Plus Sudafed ain't no joke. They put it in meth for f*** sake.

[DrBackflipsHoffman]

Guess ADR's just been hitting the Quorn and orange juice

[Deleted]

So wrestlers will start dying of the sniffles now? Hrm.

[Chuckie Finster]

Jan 5, 2016 17:55:49 GMT -5 2coldMack is even more baffled said:

Am I nuts, or does it feel like guys have REALLY been talking about the Wellness Policy and how "totally super strict and for real it is, guys" lately? Did something go down? I mean, I'm vaguely aware of some sort of lawsuit?

Coachman said on ESPN Radio last week that almost the entire roster was doing HGH when he was there.

[2coldMack is even more baffled]

Jan 5, 2016 22:26:26 GMT -5 Chuckie Finster said:

Jan 5, 2016 17:55:49 GMT -5 2coldMack is even more baffled said:

Am I nuts, or does it feel like guys have REALLY been talking about the Wellness Policy and how "totally super strict and for real it is, guys" lately? Did something go down? I mean, I'm vaguely aware of some sort of lawsuit?

Coachman said on ESPN Radio last week that almost the entire roster was doing HGH when he was there.

Yikes. Weird for Coach to talk out of school like that, but I guess he doesn't need WWE anymore anyways, so why not spit some truth.

[Lancers]

I don't understand. Why Sudafed? That's the one drug you need the most. Especially knowing how much Vince hates sneezing.

[Chuckie Finster]

Jan 5, 2016 22:29:03 GMT -5 2coldMack is even more baffled said:

Jan 5, 2016 22:26:26 GMT -5 Chuckie Finster said:

Coachman said on ESPN Radio last week that almost the entire roster was doing HGH when he was there.

Yikes. Weird for Coach to talk out of school like that, but I guess he doesn't need WWE anymore anyways, so why not spit some truth.

Coach even admitted doing HGH himself. Said that he made sure to get his personally because the ones getting packages would get into trouble, and they did. Said 85-90% of the roster was using HGH.

[r.]

There should be a a guy with a gimmick where Vince keeps catching him supposedly doing drugs but it's always a misunderstanding;

Vince walks in on guy (Babyface he hates) injecting himself with needle*

Vince: "AHA! I KNEW YOU WERE A DIRTY JUNKIE, YOU'RE FIIII.."

Bbayface: Vince this is my insulin, I'm diabetic

Vince: oh...Oh i'm so sorry *gulp...right..*walks away



Another scenario: Vince walks in on the same babyface now with a razor blade cutting white powder into lines*

Vince: OH I GOT YOUR ASS NOW BUDDY, YOU CAN SNIFF THAT STUFF ON THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE, YOU'RE FIIII.."

Babyface: "Vince calm down, I'm measuring out flour for this birthday cake I'm making for Stephanie, Don't you remember?

Vince: "That's today?!....I gotta..I gotta go! *runs off Camera to presumably get a last minute gift.

[CMPunkyBrewster]

Jan 5, 2016 23:34:43 GMT -5 r. said:

There should be a a guy with a gimmick where Vince keeps catching him supposedly doing drugs but it's always a misunderstanding;

Vince walks in on guy (Babyface he hates) injecting himself with needle*

Vince: "AHA! I KNEW YOU WERE A DIRTY JUNKIE, YOU'RE FIIII.."

Bbayface: Vince this is my insulin, I'm diabetic

Vince: oh...Oh i'm so sorry *gulp...right..*walks away



Another scenario: Vince walks in on the same babyface now with a razor blade cutting white powder into lines*

Vince: OH I GOT YOUR ASS NOW BUDDY, YOU CAN SNIFF THAT STUFF ON THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE, YOU'RE FIIII.."

Babyface: "Vince calm down, I'm meausre out flour for this birthday cake I'm making for Stephanie, Don't you remember?

Vince: "That's today?!....I gotta///I gotta go! *runs off Camera to presumably get a last minute gift.

I might be high...but I enjoy this idea much more than I should.

[thelonewolf527]

I mean, I doubt that WWE REALLY feels the need for The Miz to defend the wellness policy on Theo Von's podcast

[Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV]

If dudes were tested this much, the majority of the roster would be walking around looking more fat and exhausted than a TNA match.

[Clawley Race]

Jan 5, 2016 23:34:43 GMT -5 r. said:

There should be a a guy with a gimmick where Vince keeps catching him supposedly doing drugs but it's always a misunderstanding;

Vince walks in on guy (Babyface he hates) injecting himself with needle*

Vince: "AHA! I KNEW YOU WERE A DIRTY JUNKIE, YOU'RE FIIII.."

Bbayface: Vince this is my insulin, I'm diabetic

Vince: oh...Oh i'm so sorry *gulp...right..*walks away



Another scenario: Vince walks in on the same babyface now with a razor blade cutting white powder into lines*

Vince: OH I GOT YOUR ASS NOW BUDDY, YOU CAN SNIFF THAT STUFF ON THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE, YOU'RE FIIII.."

Babyface: "Vince calm down, I'm meausre out flour for this birthday cake I'm making for Stephanie, Don't you remember?

Vince: "That's today?!....I gotta///I gotta go! *runs off Camera to presumably get a last minute gift.

Oh this heel turn would be great!