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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2016 11:07:58 GMT -5
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Mackenzie Gorn
Don Corleone
I want my personal title back, but I don't know how!
AND THE WAVE OF POSSESIONS DEVOLVE INTO A CHEVY!
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Post by Mackenzie Gorn on Jan 7, 2016 11:15:56 GMT -5
Proceeds to crap out the Situation.
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jan 7, 2016 11:30:21 GMT -5
He's gonna need an enema at the very least. That is so stupid.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 7, 2016 11:34:11 GMT -5
188k views in a day. I don't get it but I don't watch the hot dog eating contest on the 4th of July either.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 7, 2016 11:34:30 GMT -5
If the idiot ate a piece of charcoal mixed in with the protein he could shit out a diamond and make some money by utilizing the metamorphic pressure in his colon.
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Burst
El Dandy
*inarticulate squawking*
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Post by Burst on Jan 7, 2016 11:36:47 GMT -5
This gets the same "Um... WHY?" reaction as the dude that ate the cactus.
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Jan 7, 2016 11:37:00 GMT -5
Here's my reaction:
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
Posts: 11,987
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Post by DragonMasterP on Jan 7, 2016 11:43:11 GMT -5
Yep, nice knowing you, buddy. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
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cool
Samurai Cop
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Post by cool on Jan 7, 2016 11:48:25 GMT -5
i feel sorry for the toilet he's going to destroy
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2016 12:08:23 GMT -5
i feel sorry for the toilet he's going to destroy Screw that; I feel sorry for the colon he's going to destroy. Damn, you're supposed to dilute a portion of that, not eat the whole damn jar!
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Post by Hakumental on Jan 7, 2016 12:21:55 GMT -5
I got a tub of the Arnold Mass Gainer series for Christmas last year. Two scoops with almond milk alone had my colon looking like this: Poor bastard.
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Burst
El Dandy
*inarticulate squawking*
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Post by Burst on Jan 7, 2016 12:31:48 GMT -5
Also, that much protein plus all the other supplements that tend to come in protein powder are going to absolutely murder that guy's kidneys. Colon nothing, his piss is probably going to be bright orange too. And if the mass gainer has a crapload of B vitamins in it like seemingly everything does nowadays, even more fun.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 7, 2016 12:44:12 GMT -5
188k views in a day. I don't get it but I don't watch the hot dog eating contest on the 4th of July either. And probably making money off the advertising
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 7, 2016 12:58:17 GMT -5
188k views in a day. I don't get it but I don't watch the hot dog eating contest on the 4th of July either. And probably making money off the advertising Well yeah. I wonder if the money this makes is worth the indigestion and organ failure
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 7, 2016 13:01:42 GMT -5
I risk indigestion and organ failure every time I go to Arby's. And I'm not even getting paid to do that.
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Post by eDemento2099 on Jan 7, 2016 13:17:40 GMT -5
Give these people air!!!
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer 555-BONE FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 7, 2016 13:32:37 GMT -5
An after photo:
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2016 13:52:15 GMT -5
Sooooooooooo
Was it a nice funeral?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 7, 2016 14:18:19 GMT -5
I think Red says it best:
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jan 7, 2016 15:31:34 GMT -5
He'll be pissing for an hour straight.
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