cliche'd phrases that may or may not be real

[willywonka666]

I hate the these types of phrases sometimes.

like, "mouth watering" I'm not sure about everyone else, but the most delicious thing I have ever had NEVER made my mouth water.


What are some other semi realistic ones that may or not be real.

I know no one is really "chomping at the bit" God, that one is stupid.

[Deleted]

"Today is the first day of the rest of your life."

It's true, it's damn true.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

I thought 'mouth watering' came from Pavlov's dog

[Push R Truth]

Has anybody ever actually "ROFL"ed without the aid of drugs or somebody giving them tickle-torture?

[魔界5号]

"Mouth watering" is actually very real. I find myself drooling at the sight of Alexa Bliss quite often.

[Deleted]

Not once my ass fell off by laughing

[Futureraven: Beelzebruv]

Jan 15, 2016 11:36:31 GMT -5 @supersweetbotch said:

Not once my ass fell off by laughing

Mine has, but it's detatchable, comes in handy when you need an extra pillow in the night.

[SmashTV]

Is this a thread about Monsoonisms? ;-)

'You could have knocked me down with a feather'.

I know it means you're in a state of shock, but the feather wouldn't knock you down - it'd just irritate you!

You could also apply the use of the word 'literally' here. It's used inappropriately so often that I sometimes think that people forget it means 'literally'!

'It was so hot I was literally sweating buckets...'

No you weren't, that's not possible!

[jagilki]

www.wisegeek.org/what-does-chomping-at-the-bit-mean.htm

[Father Dougal McGuire]

I forgot where I read it, but "mouth watering" is a real thing. Your body produces more saliva when you see food you want to eat. It's not like you are going to be mistaken for Hooch from Turner and Hooch, but you do produce more saliva that contains the enzymes that breaks down the food to unleash its tastefulness.

[Evil Homer]

Im starving , I dont think most people actually understand what this word means . If person has not eaten for a few hours , they are not starving . They may be hungry , but not starved .

I gotta piss like a race horse - uhh I dont think its possible for human to produce so much horse

Im sick as a horse - seriously wtf does this mean

Im so hungry I can eat a horse - now I know horses are eaten in some parts of the world , but I dont think most Americans have ever eaten horse

What is this fetish people have with horses ?

[Gremlin]

"Anything goes" is not true, people! There are basic laws of physics that must be adhered to.