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Post by Lance Uppercut on Jan 19, 2016 14:06:49 GMT -5
So much more fascinating than Sheamus' Irish folklore.
So in Bulgaria, people throw steaks in the streets so he can fight for his food.
He throws children off school buses.
His plans for his Bulgarian wedding, damn you for not putting this on the WWE network.
Damn, This even this league of nations bs can't make Rusev less entertaining.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2016 15:01:33 GMT -5
In Bulgaria Rusev wore an onion as a belt for that was the style at the time
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 19, 2016 15:03:28 GMT -5
In Bulgaria Rusev wore an onion as a belt for that was the style at the time They have bees on their money. 5 bees for a beer you'd say |
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Jan 19, 2016 15:45:06 GMT -5
EVERY DAY IS RUMBLE!
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 19, 2016 15:46:56 GMT -5
They should give him the old Ludvig Borga role, of expressing shock and outrage over environmental problems in American cities.
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Post by 魔界5号 on Jan 19, 2016 15:48:34 GMT -5
Even if they were just short 5 minute skits on Raw, I would love nothing more than coverage of Rusev and Lana planning their wedding.
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Jan 19, 2016 17:31:08 GMT -5
I sympathize. I commute by train in Tokyo. |
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 19, 2016 21:30:23 GMT -5
I imagine he's doing all this whilst his music plays. Throwing kids from moving buses whilst Lana sits on one of the seats with a boombox playing his "BOM BOMBOMBOM BOMBOMBOMBOM BOMBOM BOMBOMBOM"
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Post by Captain & Diet on Jan 20, 2016 2:28:14 GMT -5
His sister, number three prostitute in Bulgaria.
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Post by sonofblaine on Jan 20, 2016 3:31:42 GMT -5
Here, you pay money to see The Rock. In Bulgaria, we put rock in soup.
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Jan 20, 2016 3:42:16 GMT -5
They should give him the old Ludvig Borga role, of expressing shock and outrage over environmental problems in American cities. Does the land of milk and honey still stink funny? |
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jan 20, 2016 8:39:05 GMT -5
Rusev saved that whole terrible segment.
Well, he didn't save it, but him and Barrert cracking up were the only two good things about it.
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Post by JTG Fan on Jan 20, 2016 8:51:45 GMT -5
At least they don't beat you with shovels like in Lithuania.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2016 10:18:20 GMT -5
In America, you watch television. In Rusev's Bulgaria, television watches you!
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jan 20, 2016 10:42:53 GMT -5
At least they don't beat you with shovels like in Lithuania. They beat you with wrecking balls. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2016 10:43:26 GMT -5
Tales of Bulgaria would be a pretty sweet addition to the Tales RPG series.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Jan 20, 2016 10:55:19 GMT -5
In 2002 Second generation superstar Simeon Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, son of Tsar Boris III of Bulgaria returned to the scene and formed the NDSV, sweeping away the previous major political parties and changing the landscape of the nation. On his first speech to parliament, Simeon made a shocking reveal, peeling off a latex mask to reveal he was in fact former communist leader Todor Zhivkov all along and called everyone who voted for him a bunch of marks then decreed there should be more pyro and ballyhoo in Bulgaria.
Oh wait, it's Rusev's tales of Bulgaria, not Russo's.
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Post by Fauxnaki on Jan 20, 2016 14:15:04 GMT -5
Rusev saved that whole terrible segment. Well, he didn't save it, but him and Barrert cracking up were the only two good things about it. Rusev had the best promo of the night and had some pretty good insults towards reigns and jericho. |
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Post by MrElijah on Jan 20, 2016 15:13:35 GMT -5
Tales of Bulgaria would be a pretty sweet addition to the Tales RPG series. Rusev brings the worlds of NJPW & WWE together. |
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