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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Feb 25, 2016 22:00:09 GMT -5
I say the snow cones one.... Man loves him some snow cones
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Post by Chiral on Feb 25, 2016 22:10:07 GMT -5
Foley had one where he was burnt out and injured and desperately needed time off, he called Vince up and asked if there was a good stretch he could take off. He heard Vince ruffling papers and then he said "There's a weekend in April that might work." Foley was appalled until Vince started "uhuhuhuhu" laughing a few seconds later and said he could take as much time as he needed.
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Post by Tom Turkey on Feb 25, 2016 22:35:16 GMT -5
Snowcones and the Shelton story.
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Post by Starshine on Feb 25, 2016 22:37:57 GMT -5
Vince shitting himself, gleefully telling everyone around him about it. Then putting his soiled underwear on a stick and chasing Pat Patterson Gerald Brisco around the building with it.
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Post by warriorthug4edge on Feb 25, 2016 22:38:30 GMT -5
Steak wraps with ketchup
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Post by madness50 on Feb 25, 2016 22:47:09 GMT -5
Vince shitting himself, gleefully telling everyone around him about it. Then putting his soiled underwear on a stick and chasing Pat Patterson around the building with it. It was actually Gerald Brisco, Vince for some reason was hell bent on getting Gerald to throw up. That's a reason why he had Gerald in the room when Mae Young gave birth to a hand lol. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2016 22:52:43 GMT -5
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Post by Racksman on Feb 25, 2016 22:56:06 GMT -5
Vince doing, what I can only assume was his power strut, through Titan Towers in the late 80's, claiming he can do more coke than anybody.
Vince drunkenly agreeing to take the Doomsday Device off of a small stage in a Strip Club.
Vince clearly faking neck surgery around the time of his steroid trial in order to gain sympathy from a jury.
Oh, you said endearing. Uhh..
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 25, 2016 23:00:15 GMT -5
Easily, for me, it's the Dracula story with Shane.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Feb 25, 2016 23:02:30 GMT -5
This is my favorite Vince story of all time. |
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Post by The Tim Duncan Experience on Feb 25, 2016 23:04:54 GMT -5
I remember there's was a story with Jonathan coachman, Vince, Undertaker, police, and a fantasy football gambling pool lol
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Post by the2ndevil on Feb 25, 2016 23:06:08 GMT -5
Easily, for me, it's the Dracula story with Shane. I do not believe I know this one. Story time! Yay! \O/ |
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Post by tms on Feb 25, 2016 23:12:52 GMT -5
Sleeping in a bunk with CM Punk and some other wrestlers, and laughing at his own farts.
I always picture him using his lame "forced guffaw" from his face announcer days.
*bromp*
"HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 25, 2016 23:20:08 GMT -5
Easily, for me, it's the Dracula story with Shane. I do not believe I know this one. Story time! Yay! \O/ Young Shane was afraid of Dracula and thought he was in the closet. “I went in that closet and started growling and yelling, having a battle. I threw a little furniture. Now Shane’s really scared to death, until finally his dad walks out of the closet. I said, “Son, you never have to worry about Dracula again. Dracula’s dead.” |
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Post by Alexander The So-so on Feb 25, 2016 23:21:24 GMT -5
I love this one. A lot of Vince stories are really over-the-top and crazy, but this one is so mundanely random. It's like something the George Steinbrenner character from Seinfeld would do. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Feb 25, 2016 23:21:28 GMT -5
Silently getting up and leaving the room when the writer pitched the Nazi Heidenreich idea.
It is such a non-Vince reaction it's perfect.
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Post by the2ndevil on Feb 25, 2016 23:30:15 GMT -5
I do not believe I know this one. Story time! Yay! \O/ Young Shane was afraid of Dracula and thought he was in the closet. “I went in that closet and started growling and yelling, having a battle. I threw a little furniture. Now Shane’s really scared to death, until finally his dad walks out of the closet. I said, “Son, you never have to worry about Dracula again. Dracula’s dead.” They should film this story and air it every Christmas. |
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Post by Fade on Feb 26, 2016 0:01:27 GMT -5
This thread is making me love the crazy old stubborn bastard.
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Post by wisdomwizard on Feb 26, 2016 0:26:11 GMT -5
His sneeze phobia. My parents, and I say this 100% seriously you'd agree with me if you were around them long enough, are the WORST sneezers in the world. They both sneeze so loud the Giant from Jack and the Beanstalk would keel over. Vince would crap golden bricks if they sneezed next to him.
.....I sympathize a little bit with him is what I'm trying to say.
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Post by Malibu Albino on Feb 26, 2016 0:34:41 GMT -5
I do not believe I know this one. Story time! Yay! \O/ Young Shane was afraid of Dracula and thought he was in the closet. “I went in that closet and started growling and yelling, having a battle. I threw a little furniture. Now Shane’s really scared to death, until finally his dad walks out of the closet. I said, “Son, you never have to worry about Dracula again. Dracula’s dead.” This might be the most heartwarming story to ever involve Vince McMahon. |
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