willyjakes
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Post by willyjakes on Feb 29, 2016 23:30:02 GMT -5
Hey if he got paid for those two weeks...not a bad deal. Yeah and what makes it funnier in a sad way is the fact that Vince only remembered after Boris went to his office and asked him why he wasn't working at the behest of Bret Hart after Boris had voiced his concern to him. Who knows how long he would've stayed on the road if he had never said anything. If he was still getting paid I would be pissed at Bret if I was him. Boris Zhukov still could've been on the payroll to this day lol. I think that's pretty much what Harvey Wippleman has been doing for the past 20 years |
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Post by Hawk Hart on Mar 1, 2016 3:02:06 GMT -5
I love the one about him challenging creative team members to drag racing on the mean streets of Stamford Also Hobo Army even though I need to refresh myself on that one as I don't remember it all The gist of if is that when Vince was blown up, it'd lead to an angle with his illegitimate son and the rest of the McMahon family including Rod and Triple H. During the power struggle, Vince would show up as a homeless version of himself with a hobo army to retake the WWE. ...if you'll excuse me, I have an EWR scenario to book... |
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Post by Rave on Mar 1, 2016 7:28:47 GMT -5
The mid-flight takedown contest is still one of my favorites.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Mar 1, 2016 18:12:43 GMT -5
One thing that McMahon doesn’t have a problem with is farting… far from it, in fact. CM Punk’s told the story of having to share a room with Undertaker, JBL, Edge and Vince when the company was performing at a Tribute To The Troops special in Iraq. Insomniac at the best of times, crammed onto a bunkbed above a snoring JBL in the spectacular bedroom of one of Saddam’s old palaces, Punk was reflecting on his strange life choices when he heard someone let one rip… followed by a distinctive, deep hurr hurr hurr laugh as the boss giggled at his own emissions. That kind of explains poor Natalya’s horrendous farting gimmick. And of course, Jim Ross tells the story of McMahon trying to upset Gerald Brisco’s notoriously tender stomach by letting off toxic farts in the Gorilla position… and ending up accidentally following through mere seconds before he was due to walk out in front of thousands of fans. There’s no word on whether that’s the origin of Vince’s famous power walk to the ring, sadly. Vince's walk is Buddy Rogers walk. Someone, I forget who, called him out on it and he simply said, "I didn't think anyone would notice". This is my favourite story in the thread. Vince is just a f***ing mark like the rest of us. |
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Post by PTBartman on Mar 1, 2016 19:25:02 GMT -5
Hey if he got paid for those two weeks...not a bad deal. Yeah and what makes it funnier in a sad way is the fact that Vince only remembered after Boris went to his office and asked him why he wasn't working at the behest of Bret Hart after Boris had voiced his concern to him. Who knows how long he would've stayed on the road if he had never said anything. If he was still getting paid I would be pissed at Bret if I was him. Boris Zhukov still could've been on the payroll to this day lol. The Russian Funaki, The white JTG |
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 7, 2016 1:22:28 GMT -5
Gathering all the Harts together in one room, the first time they were all together in one room since Stu's funeral, knowing it would degenerate into a petty bickering screaming match between them for his own amusement.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Mar 7, 2016 1:49:09 GMT -5
Mark Henry telling the story of how the hall of pain stuff got started because Vince and some of the guys were ribbing him after a dark match I believe.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Mar 7, 2016 4:28:42 GMT -5
I like how anyone could type the most outrageous story ever and people would likely believe it because it's Vince. Like, "well, I wouldn't put it past him." Ha! That's known as being in the Tyson Zone |
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Mar 7, 2016 5:15:51 GMT -5
Gathering all the Harts together in one room, the first time they were all together in one room since Stu's funeral, knowing it would degenerate into a petty bickering screaming match between them for his own amusement. Bret Hart tells a story of how Bruce Hart was trying to lay out the match, and suggests that Batista do a run in. McMahon was reported to just have dryly retorted "Batista's pretty busy tonight." |
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Post by superchamp on Sept 11, 2016 22:32:01 GMT -5
Wanted to bump this because I just heard this story on Talk is Jericho, didn't think it was worth making a thread but it made me laugh out loud:
On Kevin Owens debut night on Raw when he was to interrupt John Cena, Vince apparently didn't want anyone in the back knowing what was going to happen. So Owens went to ask him about this, and said "but you still want me in my gear? So, what do you want me to say to the guys in the locker room when they see me in my gear?"
Vince thinks about this momentarily, then replies with:
"Oh, well you can just tell them to go f*** themselves."
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Post by CertifiedBA on Sept 12, 2016 1:58:19 GMT -5
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Post by Captain & Diet on Sept 12, 2016 2:38:48 GMT -5
This thread always reminds me of the AC/DC story in one of Foley's books. AC/DC was going to perform on SNL and Vince, Hunter and Foley were checking out rehearsal. While Vince was center stage, obliviously rocking out to his favorite band, Foley and Hunter were checking out Brian Johnson's alleged enormous package.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Sept 12, 2016 5:12:52 GMT -5
I love the story about Vince getting really quiet and silently walking out of the room when some idiot proposed bringing Heidenreich in as an unfrozen nazi. turns out even Vince has standards.
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