brody
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Post by brody on Mar 19, 2016 4:11:16 GMT -5
Indiana Jones 5: Oh So Tired
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2017 14:25:35 GMT -5
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Post by "Trickster Dogg" James Jesse on Mar 6, 2017 14:51:30 GMT -5
Crystal Skull wasn't bad. Agreed. Sort off. It's a good fun movie but when compared to the other Indy films it's a bad Indy film in comparison. I also didn't mind the Aliens or Nuking the Fridge. I still don't understand the outrage over The Aliens outside of the bad CGI. But I hated the CGI in Crystal Skull The complaint abut the existence of aliens has never made sense to me in a universe where the Judeo-Christian god melts the faces off of Nazis. |
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Mar 6, 2017 15:03:18 GMT -5
My biggest issue with Crystal Skull was all the digital effects and backgrounds. I wanted it to look like a throwback film, and instead it has that awful cartoon look of Sky Captain and the Star Wars prequels.
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Post by Hit Girl on Mar 6, 2017 15:15:38 GMT -5
Have Harrison Ford as an elderly Indy telling someone a story about how he once went on an expedition to find a mythical object. In the flashback scenes, he's played by Ryan Gosling and goes searching for a legendary weapon with immense power. He finds it but realises it's too dangerous so he buried it in New Mexico in the hope it would never be found. It turns out to be Thor's hammer, and elderly Indy is telling the story to Nick Fury and the events are taking place before the first Thor movie.
Yes, I am saying it. They should incorporate Indiana Jones into the Marvel Cinematic Universe!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2017 20:25:33 GMT -5
Pass, and I enjoy Indiana Jones movies.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 6, 2017 20:29:17 GMT -5
They should have him hunt for the Fountain of Youth.
Then when he bathes in its waters, there's a blinding light, and when he steps out, he's a different actor.
I'm mostly kidding. But it would be a way to extend the series.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Mar 7, 2017 0:08:41 GMT -5
They should have him hunt for the Fountain of Youth. Then when he bathes in its waters, there's a blinding light, and when he steps out, he's a different actor. I'm mostly kidding. But it would be a way to extend the series. Bonus points if it's the guy playing young Han Solo. |
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Mar 7, 2017 0:39:59 GMT -5
So Indy will crash a plane and Mutt will stare at a wall muttering the same phase?
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Post by Hit Girl on Mar 7, 2017 8:41:46 GMT -5
"Indiana Jones and The Lost Falcon"
Indy basically finds the wrecked hull of the Millennium Falcon. That's all I've got, but that may be all it needs.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Mar 7, 2017 17:58:16 GMT -5
"Indiana Jones and The Lost Falcon" Indy basically finds the wrecked hull of the Millennium Falcon. That's all I've got, but that may be all it needs.   Dark Horse Comics, Star Wars Tales #19, "Into The Great Unknown" |
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Urethra Franklin
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Mar 7, 2017 18:13:15 GMT -5
Not to be morbid, but maybe film this soon lest something happen to its star.
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Post by Hit Girl on Mar 8, 2017 14:04:04 GMT -5
Harrison Ford needs to quit his flying career, before he either gets killed, or kills others.
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Capt Lunatic
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Post by Capt Lunatic on Mar 9, 2017 1:41:04 GMT -5
I can't watch Ford anymore. He's palpably miserable in every role now, like he's angry he has to pretend for a living and that people keep paying him millions of dollars to do it.
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