Are you FAT? At the zoo, do the elephants throw YOU peanuts?

[Nr1Humanoid]

"I think I'm attracted to teachers. Yeah, I took out an English teacher. That didn't work out at all. I sent her a love letter... She corrected it!"

"I don't know. I can't figure women out. Today, they're... independent. They only think about themselves. Why, during sex, Vanessa - she used to scream out her own name!"

"No kids? Well, get yourself some kids. Take it all. And just remember, the best thing about kids... is making them!"

"Yeah, well you were the inspiration for twin beds."

"Look at him, he's such a beautiful boy! He's got my eyes!"
"And he's got my nose!"
"Yeah, and my sympathy."

"I hear in Canada you only have sex doggy style; that way you can both see the hockey game."

"Siskel and Ebert caught my show. They gave me one finger up."

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Zoloft!!!

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

"The next question for us is where do we build our factory?"
"How about fantasyland?"



Fantastic movie.

[fw91]

[tigermaskxxxvii]

"Lay off Vanessa. She gives great headache."

"It seems like only yesterday we were married. And you know what a lousy day yesterday was!"

"You ain't so tough. The football team at my high school, they were tough. After they sacked the quarterback, they went after his family!"

[DiBiase is Good]

Girls, this is Lou.
Lou, these are girls.

[The Unconquered Sun]

When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.

[Capt Lunatic]

When you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup.....Oh, it looks good on you though.

[Deleted]

"When you make love, do you have to give directions?
Do you look at a menu and say, 'Okay'?"

My friend would laugh his ass off at this line. I bet if I saw him and that would be the first thing I'd say, he's still laugh.

(This movie is 30 years old this year. Wow.)