Do you ever wonder if your genitals will physically attack u

[Deleted]

Like they turn heel on you and start physically attacking your body? Or your butt? Or any other body part? I'm talking about other body parts attacking you?

[The Unconquered Sun]

i have a defense system if that ever happens. my hand is ready to grab a hold of my genitals at a moments notice and beat them into submission if ever necessary, sometime 19 to 20 times a day if need be.

[sonofblaine]

[WoodStoner1]

They aren't big enough....um....man enough to.....no that doesn't sound right either....

[SmashTV]

God help you if you're ridiculously well endowed - it'd be like a boa constrictor squeezing you to death.

[SmashTV]

Apr 22, 2016 17:21:39 GMT -5 sonofblaine said:

'I thought that me and my genitals were tight. I thought we were partners, I thought we were BROTHERS!'

[sonofblaine]

Apr 23, 2016 2:41:39 GMT -5 SmashTV said:

God help you if you're ridiculously well endowed - it'd be like a boa constrictor squeezing you to death.

[Stu]

Seriously, do you go out of your way to come up with ridiculous thread topics? Or do you just start threads whenever an idea pops in your head?

[unc40]

My genitals have already attacked me on several different occasions and I'm tired of it. I am pressing charges tomorrow.

[Deleted]

I mean...it would give "Come at me, bro" a whole new meaning.

[The Unconquered Sun]

Apr 23, 2016 2:47:50 GMT -5 Stu said:

Seriously, do you go out of your way to come up with ridiculous thread topics? Or do you just start threads whenever an idea pops in your head?

[Blindkarevik]

I have a lot of experience, and done my own research on the matter. I'm confident I can thoroughly manhandle my genitals should they get out of line, I have learned their defense mechanisms and have learned to deftly dodge of they should attempt a counter. In the end, I shall remain victorious and watch it crumple back into its coiled, withering mass.

*** Sasha Banks on TV ***

A-ha! I see the serpent has awoken for round two, no matter! I shall be once again victorious!!!

[Andy Martin]

I had three cysts wrapped around a tube of sorts in there so it felt like they have already.

[Deleted]

I had a vasectomy.





So no.





No I do not.

[Deleted]

Apr 25, 2016 13:30:35 GMT -5 Andy Martin said:

I had three cysts wrapped around a tube of sorts in there so it felt like they have already.

I had a cyst on my penis last new years eve. I thought it was herpes. I couldn't go to the STD clinic for a week due to my schedule. I did get dry ice on it and it was the worst pain ever until I had to pee which was the new worst pain of all time.

[Sephiroth]

Why would they do that to me? It's not like I ever do anything to antagonize them.

[Evil Homer]

Apr 25, 2016 15:55:53 GMT -5 @supersweetbotch said:

Apr 25, 2016 13:30:35 GMT -5 Andy Martin said:

I had three cysts wrapped around a tube of sorts in there so it felt like they have already.

I had a cyst on my penis last new years eve. I thought it was herpes. I couldn't go to the STD clinic for a week due to my schedule. I did get dry ice on it and it was the worst pain ever until I had to pee which was the new worst pain of all time.

you put dry ice on your penis??


m.youtube.com/watch?v=yblUDD2INjQ

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Apr 25, 2016 20:57:34 GMT -5 Evil Homer said:

Apr 25, 2016 15:55:53 GMT -5 @supersweetbotch said:

I had a cyst on my penis last new years eve. I thought it was herpes. I couldn't go to the STD clinic for a week due to my schedule. I did get dry ice on it and it was the worst pain ever until I had to pee which was the new worst pain of all time.

you put dry ice on your penis??


m.youtube.com/watch?v=yblUDD2INjQ

Well a medical professional did it but yes.