Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on May 12, 2016 1:56:50 GMT -5
So Finn Balor returns. From what, I'm not sure.
F***, it's the Drifter. F*** my life. WHY IS HE SINGING? WHY THE F*** is the DRIFTER STILL HERE! THEY'RE TELLING HIM TO DRIFT AWAY! NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE!!! Finn is now less of a quote unquote "f***ing lame" now that he kicked Samson's face off.
American Alpha are great, but I kinda zoned out during their match. Are NXT going to sign Corey Hollis and John Skyler or what? If they aren't then stop using them and let some of the guys in the PC fill the role of enhancement talent instead. It's one thing to have to compete with the big name signings like Joe, Nakamura, and Aries, but it isn't fair that these people have to compete with guys who aren't even employed. Oh great, and the Revival are here too. Dash and Dawson aren't all that interesting without the tag titles, so I really don't want to see more of them.
An interview with Nakamura. He's shaking with rage.
Not only is this Alex Riley's last WWE match but it is also Nakamura's first match in Full Sail, and they totally blow the roof off for his entrance. This match was all about Nakamura, but Riley did his best to heel it up. The sad thing is that this match was arguably Riley's best performance since returning as his heel character and the even sadder thing is that when this match was taped Riley tweeted out that he enjoyed this match and wanted to wrestle Shinsuke again. It's a shame how Riley's WWE run turned out. Regardless of what you think about his Twitter meltdowns or whatever (I don't believe he really resented the new talents because if that were the case he would've been fired sooner than he was), dude really was "held back" in the sense that he never utilized as much as he could've been, even in just a jobber capacity.
Austin Aries wants to do more because he's tired of simply being the Aightest Man That Ever Lived. F*** MY LIFE, It's BLAKE AND MURPHY. And tag team match playa for next week.
Mmmmmm, Alexa Bliss.
And her opponent is Rachel Ellering. Okay, so she's...someone's daughter. That's all I got from this match. She's still pretty green though. Can Alexa have a feud or something already? She deserves to be the next NXT Women's Champion.
Nia Jax and Bayley's promo was pretty good as well.
F*** my life, the Drifter is about to have a match. And Finn is here to flash us, but he just remembered that he no longer has the NXT Championship, so he feels naked...er. Oh my god, does the Drifter suck tremendous ass. Every second that he's on my TV screen, I just want to punch a wall. F*** is this match really getting a "commercial break"? Sigh... After some more moves, thankfully its over. Hey Samson, there's a nice little restaurant a few blocks from Full Sail. They serve dicks there, maybe you should go down there and eat one.
F*** another Joe/Balor match. I thought the reason they gave Joe the title at the house show was so that Finn could move on to the main roster already. STOP RUNNING MATCHES INTO THE GROUND.
Finn is not a straight line, he's not a crooked line. He's THE LINE.
F***, it's the Drifter. F*** my life. WHY IS HE SINGING? WHY THE F*** is the DRIFTER STILL HERE! THEY'RE TELLING HIM TO DRIFT AWAY! NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE!!! Finn is now less of a quote unquote "f***ing lame" now that he kicked Samson's face off.
American Alpha are great, but I kinda zoned out during their match. Are NXT going to sign Corey Hollis and John Skyler or what? If they aren't then stop using them and let some of the guys in the PC fill the role of enhancement talent instead. It's one thing to have to compete with the big name signings like Joe, Nakamura, and Aries, but it isn't fair that these people have to compete with guys who aren't even employed. Oh great, and the Revival are here too. Dash and Dawson aren't all that interesting without the tag titles, so I really don't want to see more of them.
An interview with Nakamura. He's shaking with rage.
Not only is this Alex Riley's last WWE match but it is also Nakamura's first match in Full Sail, and they totally blow the roof off for his entrance. This match was all about Nakamura, but Riley did his best to heel it up. The sad thing is that this match was arguably Riley's best performance since returning as his heel character and the even sadder thing is that when this match was taped Riley tweeted out that he enjoyed this match and wanted to wrestle Shinsuke again. It's a shame how Riley's WWE run turned out. Regardless of what you think about his Twitter meltdowns or whatever (I don't believe he really resented the new talents because if that were the case he would've been fired sooner than he was), dude really was "held back" in the sense that he never utilized as much as he could've been, even in just a jobber capacity.
Austin Aries wants to do more because he's tired of simply being the Aightest Man That Ever Lived. F*** MY LIFE, It's BLAKE AND MURPHY. And tag team match playa for next week.
Mmmmmm, Alexa Bliss.
And her opponent is Rachel Ellering. Okay, so she's...someone's daughter. That's all I got from this match. She's still pretty green though. Can Alexa have a feud or something already? She deserves to be the next NXT Women's Champion.
Nia Jax and Bayley's promo was pretty good as well.
F*** my life, the Drifter is about to have a match. And Finn is here to flash us, but he just remembered that he no longer has the NXT Championship, so he feels naked...er. Oh my god, does the Drifter suck tremendous ass. Every second that he's on my TV screen, I just want to punch a wall. F*** is this match really getting a "commercial break"? Sigh... After some more moves, thankfully its over. Hey Samson, there's a nice little restaurant a few blocks from Full Sail. They serve dicks there, maybe you should go down there and eat one.
F*** another Joe/Balor match. I thought the reason they gave Joe the title at the house show was so that Finn could move on to the main roster already. STOP RUNNING MATCHES INTO THE GROUND.
Finn is not a straight line, he's not a crooked line. He's THE LINE.