Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
Is the #3 humanoid at best.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on May 25, 2016 0:51:54 GMT -5
What great and well-loved TV shows would come off sounding incredibly cheesy if you tried summing it up in one sentence?
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2016 1:01:06 GMT -5
Big Bang = "Dorksnap."
Two and a Half Men = "Alan is Neurotic, Charlie is a booty hound, the kid is meh. Get it?"
Everything in recent memory = "The husband is a dope. The family would be forfeit without Mom."
Not entirely within the lines, but I tried.
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Post by Stone Cold Eleanor Shellstrop on May 25, 2016 2:00:33 GMT -5
The Flash: "My name is Barry Allen and I'm the dumbest man alive."
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Post by Ash Kingston on May 25, 2016 4:52:22 GMT -5
Will & Grace.
"It's really, really gay."
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on May 25, 2016 5:04:58 GMT -5
boobs and dragons = Game Of Thrones
high school kids sing bad covers versions of songs you know = Glee
boobs and vampires = True Blood
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on May 25, 2016 5:24:22 GMT -5
Family Guy: remember when we were funny and innovating, we don't either.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on May 25, 2016 9:23:25 GMT -5
Family Guy: Random nonsensical cutaway scenes to offset awful plots.
The Simpsons: Classic TV show that got mediocre for a bit, but survived and is now funny again.
Seinfeld: Not one single serious or tender moment; they even find a way to make death funny.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Seinfeld, but with worse people.
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Post by FALLOUT Goldashausen #BLM on May 25, 2016 11:37:55 GMT -5
South Park: a fat guy, a Jew, a terminally ill child and a Stan walk into dystopia
Last Week Tonight: English nerd owns America
Seinfeld: Yada yada yada.
The Wire: Society desperately needs fixing
WWE Raw: Welcome to the show where every good guy's an idiot and wins and losses don't matter
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on May 25, 2016 11:52:53 GMT -5
The Raccoons: Run With Us.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on May 25, 2016 11:54:30 GMT -5
House: It's not Lupas.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on May 25, 2016 12:30:50 GMT -5
The Daily Show: It's like news except it's not
60 Minutes: An hour of your grandparents lectures
TNA Impact: A Money Mark bleeds her parents and puts other people's lives in danger to get a reality show.
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2016 12:38:38 GMT -5
Friends: Gentrification, the show.
Sons of Anarchy: The curious life of the indecisive biker.
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Post by WoodStoner1 on May 25, 2016 12:45:54 GMT -5
The Flash: "My name is Barry Allen and I'm the dumbest man alive. ...but at least I'm not Ezra Miller." Fixed. Family Feud from 2010 on: "Penis joke, Steve Harvey's eyes bug out, rinse and repeat." Cosby Show: "Buried forever and technically doesn't exist anymore." |
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on May 25, 2016 13:30:46 GMT -5
Make Roman look strong. - WWE
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Post by Zombie Mod on May 25, 2016 13:54:28 GMT -5
supernatural: witty bromance with angels, demons, and monsters... and fan girls.
arrow: he failed his city until he took up archery.
deadliest catch: boring sounding show you watch without fail.
river monsters: English biologist angler's holiday videos.
red dwarf: two blokes, a droid and a cat's drunken journey home to earth.
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Talent Name on May 25, 2016 15:42:55 GMT -5
Arrow- Gotta Make Felicity look Strong
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Phil Parent
El Dandy
Your Favourite Teacher
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Post by Phil Parent on May 25, 2016 15:48:49 GMT -5
V: (The Original) Follow a band of intrepid resistance fighters and drool at Robin Maxwell as they manage to evict evil reptilian alien invaders from Earth!
V: (The Remake) Follow a band of largely unlikeable resistance fighters (including blonde cop lady, conflicted priest, black good alien dude, and Wade Barrett in the role of Michael Ironside) until pretty much all of them get brainwashed by the aliens, which accomplish this under the leadership of the incredibly hot Morena Baccarin. That's it, the aliens won. But, that's what you wanted. And Donovan didn't have time to do SHIT about it this time.
Earth 2: JULIA HELLER, YOU JUDAS MOTHERf***ER!
Jesus Of Nazareth (1977): Robert Powell manages to not blink for like 6 hours. Seriously.
The Adventures Of Hutch The Honeybee: You little shit, stop f***ing crying about missing your mom, your best friend just died! AGAIN!
Nobody's Boy: Remi: ANOTHER LITTLE ORPHANED DIPSHIT! QUIT IT WITH YOUR MOM! YOUR DOGS JUST DIED! AGAIN! AGAIN! FOR f***'S SAKE DUDE!
True Blood: You'll fast-forward everything that doesn't involve Eric Northman, and you know it. VIKING VAMPIRE KING 4 LIFE!
South Park (Original Version): The product of an acid trip of two guys from Colorado, good stuff.
South Park (French From France Version): The f*** are they saying?!?!?
South Park (Quebec Version): Where did the jokes go?!?!
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on May 25, 2016 16:14:21 GMT -5
Baywatch: "Dem Titties Mang..."
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