Impact Thread 6/14/16: Impact's Not Here Man.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Jun 14, 2016 20:58:13 GMT -5 Doctor Of Style said:

Jun 14, 2016 20:55:21 GMT -5 OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 said:

Hope she enjoys that fake rolex watch and a cheap dinner.

Cheap...how about free? They'll probably dine & dash from Denny's trash tonight.

Fixed

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

Jun 14, 2016 20:58:32 GMT -5 hashtagdaley/JudasDay said:

IF the real show decides to air, what are the chances that part of the thread is shorter than CommercialGeddon 2016?

72%. We'll all blow our load after the first 5 mins and take a nap

[tenshi]

Gail Kim has a 84% winning percentage in TNA. That means that she only loses once every 16 matches, give or take.

[Deleted]

We made an hour!

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Jun 14, 2016 20:58:25 GMT -5 @nichotine said:

Jun 14, 2016 20:55:42 GMT -5 Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story said:

I honestly feel bad for the workers on the show. They wake up and have to hear all the stuff about the company being out of money and then this happens. Demoralizing doesn't even begin to explain it.

Honestly as long as I'm getting the money I would be thrilled to be living through this madness.

haha getting money, the check bounced

[Welfare Willis]

You see Bro, no one actually watches wrestling. So we actually give them commericals to appreciate wrestling more bro.

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Jun 14, 2016 20:58:34 GMT -5 Welfare Willis said:

Jun 14, 2016 20:57:14 GMT -5 ERON said:

It could be worse. It could be the Sonic guys, the Little Caesar's choir, and Pop-Tart homicide over and over.

Man, three hours of a commercial loop... Although it'd be worth it to hear Vince curse loud as f*** at the production crew.

Loud as f***? They'd be able to hear him on Mars.

[Hypnosis]

Jun 14, 2016 20:59:48 GMT -5 Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) said:

Jun 14, 2016 20:58:32 GMT -5 hashtagdaley/JudasDay said:

IF the real show decides to air, what are the chances that part of the thread is shorter than CommercialGeddon 2016?

72%. We'll all blow our load after the first 5 mins and take a nap

This looks like a job for Professor Steiner.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

WE HAVE REACHED AN HOUR!!!! CELEBRATE!!!

[Injustice45]

Rosemary is, in fact, wearing a rose on her choker.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

found this gem on twitter

"Hey vincemcmahon can @tnadixie borrow like $30 bucks for some wiring to get #IMPACTonPOP on air?"

[Talent Name]

There is only 59 minutes left of this trash

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

An hour in of commercials. Time to celebrate

[Welfare Willis]

ALRIGHT, WHO'S IN?

[Doctor Of Style]

Jun 14, 2016 20:59:40 GMT -5 OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 said:

Jun 14, 2016 20:58:13 GMT -5 Doctor Of Style said:

Cheap...how about free? They'll probably dine & dash from Denny's trash tonight.

Fixed

Ambrose might fight them off.

[tenshi]

I wonder if Gail's gift for getting into the Hall of Fame is that she'll finally have an ass of her own.

[Ringmaster]

New Card for tonight:

1:Will Sasso vs Fez Ultimate X

2: Suggestions

3: Jesse Ventura vs Lashley in a violent Ballet match

4: Suggestions

5: Craig Ferguson vs Shera in a Furniture Match

[Deleted]

Jun 14, 2016 21:00:52 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

WE HAVE REACHED AN HOUR!!!! CELEBRATE!!!

[Shark]

AND WE'RE PASSED AN HOUR!!!!!!!!!

[Welfare Willis]

This is what happens when you hire day laborers from the home depot to run your production truck.