Impact Thread 6/14/16: Impact's Not Here Man.

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Jun 14, 2016 20:59:05 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

Jun 14, 2016 20:58:10 GMT -5 @jinxed said:

I figured they had Dunn for that purpose.

Nah, that's why Konnor's around.

And that takes the cheese, see?

[Talent Name]

After getting the news I got today this train wreck is making me happy

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

Jun 14, 2016 21:00:11 GMT -5 tenshi said:

Gail Kim has a 84% winning percentage in TNA. That means that she only loses once every 16 matches, give or take.

84%. Are you f*** serious. I'm pretty sure people have had higher over a year or 2 span but she's been in TNA how long?

[prettynami]

I feel like more of a man for having made it this far. If I make it to two hours I'll be Paul Bunyan.

[ltcproductions]

Jun 14, 2016 20:57:14 GMT -5 ERON said:

It could be worse. It could be the Sonic guys, the Little Caesar's choir, and Pop-Tart homicide over and over.

But where does Little Caesars put the extra cheese in its stuffed crust deep deep dish pizza?

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Only took an hour and 4 minutes to get a crawl on the screen.

[tenshi]

NO HUGS FOR BRAM

[Shark]

Jun 14, 2016 20:59:28 GMT -5 @nichotine said:

Jun 14, 2016 20:55:21 GMT -5 OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 said:

Hope she enjoys that fake rolex watch and a cheap dinner.

You know they're getting her Chinese food.

Actually she's Korean haha

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Dixie Carter

@tnadixie



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Couldn't happen to a nicer person.

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

Oh, audio difficulties.

I'm glad it took an hour to let us know!

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Jun 14, 2016 21:04:05 GMT -5 prettynami said:

I feel like more of a man for having made it this far. If I make it to two hours I'll be Paul Bunyan.

I feel like I can put this on job applications and my resume.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

I've given up

[tenshi]

Oh... The Decay has a higher power now?

[Talent Name]

So who has bigger hands Stoned Donna or Stoned Jeff Hardy

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Jun 14, 2016 21:04:53 GMT -5 Shark said:

Jun 14, 2016 20:59:28 GMT -5 @nichotine said:

You know they're getting her Chinese food.

Actually she's Korean haha

You're giving TNA a lot of credit to think that changes anything.

[Welfare Willis]

Jun 14, 2016 21:04:23 GMT -5 @jinxed said:

Only took an hour and 4 minutes to get a crawl on the screen.

I still don't see a crawl on the HD feed.

[Injustice45]

The Dollhouse wasn't just you and Jade, Marti. You're forgetting about Taryn.

[Hypnosis]

Jun 14, 2016 21:05:29 GMT -5 tenshi said:

Oh... The Decay has a higher power now?

Awwww son of a bitch!

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Jun 14, 2016 21:04:53 GMT -5 Shark said:

Jun 14, 2016 20:59:28 GMT -5 @nichotine said:

You know they're getting her Chinese food.

Actually she's Korean haha

[Welfare Willis]

Jun 14, 2016 21:05:49 GMT -5 @nichotine said:

Jun 14, 2016 21:04:53 GMT -5 Shark said:

Actually she's Korean haha

You're giving TNA a lot of credit to think that changes anything.

They all come out wearing Kimonos.