Impact Thread 6/14/16: Impact's Not Here Man.

[Ringmaster]

I'm watching it now via a pirated stream, Matt came out and gave a twist of fate to his baby because it reminded him too much of brother nero.

Afterwards Dixie introduced 5 new titles: Knockout Tag, X Division Tag, KOTM Tag, 6 Man Tag, Hardcore and Hardcore Tag .

Shera is out now cutting a very long and heart felt promo the like of which rival nay surpass Foley's cane Dewey promo

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

& I thought the Spoilers Impact thread was going to be the best thread of the week

[Injustice45]

The Decay retained the tag team titles again.

[Deleted]

Wow, now we have two crawls!

[Welfare Willis]

Man, I want to go brush my teeth, but I'm afraid if I leave that's going to ruin our amazing streak here.

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

Jun 14, 2016 21:14:51 GMT -5 Injustice45 said:

The Decay retained the tag team titles again.

Was vomiting involved?

[Hypnosis]

Laura Prepon, Ashton Kutcher, Mila Kunis, and The Fez are going to be trending this week.

[Injustice45]

Mike Bennett is wearing a pineapple shirt, and even that won't make him less bland.

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Jun 14, 2016 21:14:55 GMT -5 @jinxed said:

Wow, now we have two crawls!

Except if your Pop is still the TV Guide Channel.

[MolotovMocktail]

Jun 14, 2016 21:13:23 GMT -5 Ringmaster said:

I'm watching it now via a pirated stream, Matt came out and gave a twist of fate to his baby because it reminded him too much of brother nero.

Afterwards Dixie introduced 5 new titles: Knockout Tag, X Division Tag, KOTM Tag, 6 Man Tag, Hardcore and Hardcore Tag .

Shera is out now cutting a very long and heart felt promo the like of which rival nay surpass Foley's cane Dewey promo

After reading the second sentence, I couldn't think TNA could get any dumber. Then I re-read the first sentence.

[Starshine]

The live show may not be airing, but you just know morale backstage has never been higher.

[Doctor Of Style]

Jun 14, 2016 21:11:12 GMT -5 hashtagdaley/JudasDay said:

In a:... Hilarious twist of fate, I have lost my remote, so I can't even escape the loop if I tried!!!

There's the Peel smart remote app if you have an android smartphone.

[Indiana Miz]

Jun 14, 2016 21:13:23 GMT -5 Ringmaster said:

I'm watching it now via a pirated stream, Matt came out and gave a twist of fate to his baby because it reminded him too much of brother nero.

Afterwards Dixie introduced 5 new titles: Knockout Tag, X Division Tag, KOTM Tag, 6 Man Tag, Hardcore and Hardcore Tag .

Shera is out now cutting a very long and heart felt promo the like of which rival nay surpass Foley's cane Dewey promo

It says a lot about current TNA that this is all believable.

[prettynami]

I love the combination of play by play by people who can't see and people who just BSing! I'm making up my own impact in my head as this goes on... As all knowledge is drained out... By the loop..... THe LOop......

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

Jun 14, 2016 21:16:16 GMT -5 Doctor Of Style said:

Jun 14, 2016 21:11:12 GMT -5 hashtagdaley/JudasDay said:

In a:... Hilarious twist of fate, I have lost my remote, so I can't even escape the loop if I tried!!!

There's the Peel smart remote app if you have an android smartphone.

I'm an iPhone guy.

[tenshi]

The Tribunal are masters of the scoop slam, mostly because that's the only move they know.

[Talent Name]

I'm Dead laughing

[Deleted]

I just realized I haven't. stopped the DVR.

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

It only took them an hour and 15 mins to finally put a ticker taper to tell us they are having problems

[Welfare Willis]

Jun 14, 2016 21:14:55 GMT -5 @jinxed said:

Wow, now we have two crawls!

I finally see a crawl.