Impact Thread 6/14/16: Impact's Not Here Man.

[Ringmaster]

Jun 14, 2016 21:16:18 GMT -5 Indiana Miz said:

Jun 14, 2016 21:13:23 GMT -5 Ringmaster said:

I'm watching it now via a pirated stream, Matt came out and gave a twist of fate to his baby because it reminded him too much of brother nero.

Afterwards Dixie introduced 5 new titles: Knockout Tag, X Division Tag, KOTM Tag, 6 Man Tag, Hardcore and Hardcore Tag .

Shera is out now cutting a very long and heart felt promo the like of which rival nay surpass Foley's cane Dewey promo

It says a lot about current TNA that this is all believable.

I call it Dixie's law, In the spirit of poes law. Any satire about stupid TNA matches without a winking smiley can and will be mistaken for the genuine article.

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

Jun 14, 2016 21:15:39 GMT -5 Hypnosis said:

Laura Prepon, Ashton Kutcher, Mila Kunis, and wilmer valderrama are going to be trending this week.

Fixed

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

Jun 14, 2016 21:17:25 GMT -5 Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) said:

It only took them an hour and 15 mins to finally put a ticker taper to tell us they are having problems

I'm glad they did. I wouldn't have ever realized something was off!

[Injustice45]

I just want you guys to know that I am not wearing a bra.

[Professor Chaos]

Maria up next but is not scantily clad this evening. We want the chick on TNA's Facebook!

[Deleted]

What TNA didn't tell us is Billy Corgan isn't the only new investor.

[Deleted]

The 70s show cast has no idea they're a part of history tonight.

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

Jun 14, 2016 21:18:15 GMT -5 hashtagdaley/JudasDay said:

Jun 14, 2016 21:17:25 GMT -5 Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) said:

It only took them an hour and 15 mins to finally put a ticker taper to tell us they are having problems

I'm glad they did. I wouldn't have ever realized something was off!

Imagine the poor soul just turning in at 9:45 thinking this is an extended commercial

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

I hope tickers just keep piling up, and at the end of this hour the whole screen is scrolling Technical Difficulty notes.

[Talent Name]

Ground Control to Major Dixie your circuits dead, can you hear me Major Dixie

[Injustice45]

"My brother lost his damn mind!" And you didn't at Victory Road 2011, Jeff?

[Ringmaster]

In all honesty Jeff is cutting a horrible promo on matt with the same goofy tone they used in THAT SEGMENT

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

ec3 (brother ethan) ‏@ethancartertna · 1 minhace 1 minuto

Oh Caddyshack reference got cut so I'll give another follow op at later date.

[CeilingFan]

Jun 14, 2016 21:18:27 GMT -5 Injustice45 said:

I just want you guys to know that I am not wearing a bra.

You should be ashamed!

[tigermaskxxxvii]

What makes this even better is the post by people who are able to see the show (I assume Canadian posters watching on Fight Network) which makes it look like to this American watching on Pop that you guys have a secret closed circuit feed before I realized what the deal is. Plus the random posts pertaining to the actual show breaks up the monotony of Commerciversary.

[Hypnosis]

Jun 14, 2016 21:19:07 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

What TNA didn't tell us is Billy Corgan isn't the only new investor.

Speaking of which, they reformed....in ROH!

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

Jun 14, 2016 21:19:46 GMT -5 Injustice45 said:

"My brother lost his damn mind!" And you didn't at Victory Road 2011, Jeff?

Shhh that's been retconned.

[Ringmaster]

Now Bennett is out with more talking. This loop is way better

[Injustice45]

"Mike Bennett's wearing pineapples - what's going on?!" - The Pope

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

Jun 14, 2016 21:20:09 GMT -5 CeilingFan said:

Jun 14, 2016 21:18:27 GMT -5 Injustice45 said:

I just want you guys to know that I am not wearing a bra.

You should be ashamed!

I am also ashamed of my huge hands.