Impact Thread 6/14/16: Impact's Not Here Man.

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

Both tickers are GONE.

The show is surely starting ASAP.

[Talent Name]

Jun 14, 2016 21:21:35 GMT -5 hashtagdaley/JudasDay said:

Both tickers are GONE.

The show is surely starting ASAP.

Much like TNA they have no heart

[prettynami]

Now I lost the ticker. Oh ticker, we hardly knew thee.

[Deleted]

You know what's going to be the best f***ing part of this? The absolute greatest thing? When the show actually does start and is working perfectly... and they cut to these commercials again for a normal commercial break.

And we sit for 3 agonizing minutes wondering if the show will ever actually come back this time. Like a dog when his owner leaves for the day.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Jun 14, 2016 21:21:35 GMT -5 hashtagdaley/JudasDay said:

Both tickers are GONE.

The show is surely starting ASAP.

An hour later...tna just hit that level beyond shit, where is just sad to mock them.

[Injustice45]

Maria is wearing a shirt that says "SQUAD." But, her hair is covering the "Q," so instead of "SQUAD," you only see "QUAD." I guess Maria is stealthily making fun of Kevin Nash.

[Welfare Willis]

Do you all realize no impact has a longer thread now than the usually impact thread?

[Deleted]

Man this is the best Impact ever, lads

10/10 would watch to the end of my days

[Talent Name]

Jun 14, 2016 21:22:54 GMT -5 @notoriousnd22 said:

You know what's going to be the best f***ing part of this? The absolute greatest thing? When the show actually does start and is working perfectly... and they cut to these commercials again for a normal commercial break.

And we sit for 3 agonizing minutes wondering if the show will ever actually come back this time. Like a dog when his owner leaves for the day.

The moment we here Doobies its too late

[Professor Chaos]

Bah Gawd Billy Corgan is in the ring! He's going off script like 2000 WCW Russo

[CeilingFan]

Greatest. Thread. Ever.

[Ringmaster]

Billy's head looks like a potato

[Welfare Willis]

I really wish some the old Impact regulars (Magic, Hito, Demented, and Madlibs) were here to comment on this thread as well. You guys are great, but man I wonder about their take on this shit.

[Talent Name]

To f*** with us they will mix in these looped commercials with actual commercials so we aren't sure

[Doctor Of Style]

Damn, Billy Corgan is brutal on the mic.

[Deleted]

I hope the biggest hands in the world are used for this.

[Ringmaster]

Now Ditzy, OH MY DIXIE JUST HIT MARIA WITH A TOP ROPE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK CANADIAN DESTORYER, BAH GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Welfare Willis]

Jun 14, 2016 21:25:49 GMT -5 Doctor Of Style said:

Damn, Billy Corgan is brutal on the mic.

Billy is right about having the BIGGEST HANDS IN THE WORLD!

[tenshi]

More Dixie Carter... Because this is what TNA needs right now: A deluded old woman watching her company fall apart while her husband is constipated in a microphone.

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Jun 14, 2016 21:25:26 GMT -5 Welfare Willis said:

I really wish some the old Impact regulars (Magic, Hito, Demented, and Madlibs) were here to comment on this thread as well. You guys are great, but man I wonder about their take on this shit.

Demented would be pissed that this loop caused him to miss Rosemary.