Impact Thread 6/14/16: Impact's Not Here Man.

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IMPACT WRESTLING IS NOT EVEN ON POP!!!

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Wow, the TNA board is presently beating the WWE one in viewers.

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

OH MY GOD, YOU MEAN, THIS ISN'T A COMMERCIAL BREAK!? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[prettynami]

Jun 14, 2016 21:36:04 GMT -5 @notoriousnd22 said:

Dixie starts intentionally having technical difficulties for ratings. The main event of Victory Road is just a snowy screen.

Or it would be the weird rainbow scramble like watching 80s/90s porn on cable.  Oh the nostalgia that would bring in.

[jagilki]

Jun 14, 2016 21:36:12 GMT -5 Magic knows Black Lives Matter said:

Brah, I've seen the exact same ads like 3 times during this one commercial break.

This "one" commercial break has been six hours long apparently.

[Welfare Willis]

Jun 14, 2016 21:36:12 GMT -5 Magic knows Black Lives Matter said:

Brah, I've seen the exact same ads like 3 times during this one commercial break.

This whole thread should be nothing but Magic's avatar.

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

Wrestling is violence with ballet, tho. So there's that.

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Jun 14, 2016 21:35:53 GMT -5 Welfare Willis said:

Jun 14, 2016 21:33:46 GMT -5 Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story said:

I wonder what actually caused this -- power failure? Something worse? It takes a lot to take down a whole cable network.

It's amazing that nothing short of a damn hurricane can stop a WWE show. TNA can''t even figure out how to get the damn master control to work.

I'm going with the theory that TNA pissed off somebody at Pop.

[jagilki]

Take a shot (of juice) every time Donna has the biggest hands in the World.

[Welfare Willis]

WELCOME MY FRIENDS TO THE COMMERCIALS THAT NEVER END! COME INSIDE COME INSIDE COME INSIDE!

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YES CRAIG FERGUSON! I LIKE CELEBRITIES! STOP f***ING ASKING ME!!!!!!!!!

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

Jun 14, 2016 21:37:49 GMT -5 Jedi-El of Tomorrow said:

Jun 14, 2016 21:35:53 GMT -5 Welfare Willis said:

It's amazing that nothing short of a damn hurricane can stop a WWE show. TNA can''t even figure out how to get the damn master control to work.

I'm going with the theory that TNA pissed off somebody at Pop.

Dixie Cc'd President Pop...

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

TNA, you've earned this. This is the stuff of legend, my friend.

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It sure has been fascinating to see Commercials: The Movie.

[Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story]

BITCHIN B-B-B-BITCHIN

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

From EC3's twitter

"The show will air in its entirety in 5 minutes. I think."

ec3 (brother ethan)

This was me lying. #IMPACTonPOP"

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Jun 14, 2016 21:37:49 GMT -5 Jedi-El of Tomorrow said:

Jun 14, 2016 21:35:53 GMT -5 Welfare Willis said:

It's amazing that nothing short of a damn hurricane can stop a WWE show. TNA can''t even figure out how to get the damn master control to work.

I'm going with the theory that TNA pissed off somebody at Pop.

Someone overheard Dixie talking about Impact being on a channel called Soda.

[Demented]

This... this is the greatest night in the history of sport.

[jagilki]

Master Control: "I'm not even supposed to be here today."

[Welfare Willis]

Jun 14, 2016 21:37:49 GMT -5 Jedi-El of Tomorrow said:

Jun 14, 2016 21:35:53 GMT -5 Welfare Willis said:

It's amazing that nothing short of a damn hurricane can stop a WWE show. TNA can''t even figure out how to get the damn master control to work.

I'm going with the theory that TNA pissed off somebody at Pop.

You know if I was a person behind on pay in the production truck this would be a great time to go on strike and hold tna up for money.