Impact Thread 6/14/16: Impact's Not Here Man.

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

Jun 14, 2016 21:38:22 GMT -5 jagilki said:

Take a shot (of juice) every time Donna has the biggest hands in the World.

No wonder she doesn't wear a bra. Can't work those clasps.

[Injustice45]

Jun 14, 2016 21:38:22 GMT -5 jagilki said:

Take a shot (of juice) every time Donna isn't wearing a bra.

Fixed.

[Demented]

[Hypnosis]

Jun 14, 2016 21:38:38 GMT -5 @vyse said:

YES CRAIG FERGUSON! I LIKE CELEBRITIES! STOP f***ING ASKING ME!!!!!!!!!

This is the most fun you're ever going to have--

AAAAH-AAAAH-AAAHHH

TARZAN!

[Deleted]

So... Was WWE's documentary on their production crew last night foreshadowing?

[Shark]

1 hour and 40 minutes. We're almost there!!!

[jagilki]

At least they aren't airing Schitt's Creek commercials.

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I've seen more of That 70's show tonight than I did when it was on the air originally.

[Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story]

Fun fact - at this rate Laura Prepon will have more TV time tonight than anyone on the roster. She's not wearing a bra right now.

[Welfare Willis]

Jun 14, 2016 21:39:28 GMT -5 Demented said:

This... this is the greatest night in the history of sport.

Demented, we've all been here for nearly 45 minutes with this endless damn commercial loop and we're all going Demented ourselves.

[Talent Name]

This f***ing company got a 30 page thread but f***ing up its "live" show

[Ringmaster]

Anyone know what show I can watch that has Drive Ins, Discos and Doobies? Preferably set somewhere between 1969 and 1980 ?

[Deleted]

Someone with this on DVR needs to take up the heroes task of counting how many times these commercials have been repeated.

[Doctor Of Style]

Jun 14, 2016 21:35:53 GMT -5 Welfare Willis said:

Jun 14, 2016 21:33:46 GMT -5 Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story said:

I wonder what actually caused this -- power failure? Something worse? It takes a lot to take down a whole cable network.

It's amazing that nothing short of a damn hurricane can stop a WWE show. TNA can''t even figure out how to get the damn master control to work.

Pretty sure this is on POP, not TNA as shocking as it may seem. The Fight Network feed works.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Jun 14, 2016 21:40:27 GMT -5 Demented said:

Like a poster before said, "he chewed the cables"

Bucky Beaver motherf***er

[Welfare Willis]

Jun 14, 2016 21:41:47 GMT -5 jagilki said:

At least they aren't airing Schitt's Creek commercials.

Yeah, where's my commercials for Young and the Restless and Gotham Steel?

[Talent Name]

At this point I feel like I have been in an Iron Man match with Davey Richards

[Deleted]

Kurt Angle, EY, Bobby Roode and Mickie James have gotten more airtime this Impact than the actual roster. There is zero way for them to overcome that as well.

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

"Live impact tonight, guys!"

Huh, wonder what wacky thing they'll do now. I'll watch when I get back from the gym.

*Tune into watch show*

[jagilki]

I think the Pop building burnt down and these are the only tapes they could save.