percymania
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Post by percymania on Jun 17, 2016 18:57:50 GMT -5
Jerry - stay away from the young girls already sheesh.
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Post by No One on Jun 17, 2016 19:34:24 GMT -5
Predictable thread is predictable. Reserve judgement until you can hopefully confirm what actually happened? No way right? A bunch of people speculating on a message board isn't doing any harm.
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Post by Talent Name on Jun 17, 2016 19:40:22 GMT -5
King's guilt will be confirmed after the prosecution brings in a surprise character witness:
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Post by sdoyle7798 on Jun 17, 2016 20:34:09 GMT -5
Hope she took a dump in his crown. Funnily enough, that's the exact face Orton makes when he poops. Don't ask me how I know...
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jun 17, 2016 21:36:57 GMT -5
He mentioned how she had all those curves and him with no brakes one too many times, and she just f***in snapped.
Can any of us really blame her?
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jun 17, 2016 21:39:30 GMT -5
He mentioned how she had all those curves and him with no brakes one too many times, and she just f***in snapped. Can any of us really blame her? Jerry said she had a red head. No hair, just a red head.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jun 17, 2016 21:46:01 GMT -5
He mentioned how she had all those curves and him with no brakes one too many times, and she just f***in snapped. Can any of us really blame her? Jerry said she had a red head. No hair, just a red head. When reached for comment, Taz merely said: "It ain't ballet ya know!"
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Post by edgestar on Jun 17, 2016 21:49:19 GMT -5
Jerry's mugshot is hilarious.
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Post by thetower52 on Jun 17, 2016 21:50:41 GMT -5
He mentioned how she had all those curves and him with no brakes one too many times, and she just f***in snapped. Can any of us really blame her? Jerry said she had a red head. No hair, just a red head. I still don't understand this one
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Post by sfvega on Jun 17, 2016 22:21:06 GMT -5
In light of this new, completely unacceptable news, the lunch special at WWE Headquarters next Friday is hereby changed to Chicken a la Hardcore Holly.
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Jun 17, 2016 22:29:59 GMT -5
Jerry said she had a red head. No hair, just a red head. I still don't understand this one Neither does anyone else.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Jun 17, 2016 23:02:32 GMT -5
I still don't understand this one Neither does anyone else. What's to get? she doesn't have red hair as the general term redhead means. She literal had a red head. That's the joke.
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Jun 17, 2016 23:14:17 GMT -5
Neither does anyone else. What's to get? she doesn't have red hair as the general term redhead means. She literal had a red head. That's the joke. The conundrum is why that's a joke, I suppose? It's not really clever, or funny.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Jun 17, 2016 23:18:16 GMT -5
What's to get? she doesn't have red hair as the general term redhead means. She literal had a red head. That's the joke. The conundrum is why that's a joke, I suppose? It's not really clever, or funny. I'm relatively certain that's the intention with the joke.
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Post by pegasuswarrior on Jun 18, 2016 0:09:53 GMT -5
The conundrum is why that's a joke, I suppose? It's not really clever, or funny. I'm relatively certain that's the intention with the joke.
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Jun 18, 2016 1:41:04 GMT -5
The conundrum is why that's a joke, I suppose? It's not really clever, or funny. I'm relatively certain that's the intention with the joke.
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Post by Lancers on Jun 18, 2016 1:46:34 GMT -5
Jerry - stay away from the young girls already sheesh. He didn't choose the young wife. The young wife chose him.
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Jun 18, 2016 1:51:41 GMT -5
Jason Isbell; writer & singer of songs, player of guitar, dropper of knowledge....
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Jun 18, 2016 2:27:17 GMT -5
It sounds like they had an argument, Lawler tried to stop her from leaving (because driving while you're hammered isn't a great idea), and she reacted aggressively. We've all seen it happen. "You're not driving in your condition. Give me the keys. **** you, man! I'll **** you up!"
The presence of a gun would be unthinkable here, but apparently that's just something that a lot of folks in America have laying around the house.
After sobering up and setting the record straight, the two of them will likely patch things up, no charges will be filed, and this will just be an embarrassing little thing that both of them bring up in future arguments.
I may have been sick of Lawler's commentary for longer than I enjoyed it, but by most accounts, he's not the kind of person who'd lash out at *anyone* in anger, let alone somebody much smaller than him.
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Post by BigWill on Jun 18, 2016 2:43:02 GMT -5
The conundrum is why that's a joke, I suppose? It's not really clever, or funny. I'm relatively certain that's the intention with the joke. But then can it really be considered a joke?
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