Nikki Heyman
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 14, 2016 21:03:17 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan starts a tag team with Daniel Bryan but it was on Main Event so nobody saw it he figures he'd get away with it there
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 15, 2016 12:49:55 GMT -5
-Karl Anderson impersonates Sable and Meltzer rates it 5 stars
That must have been one heck of an impersonation.
-Maryse switches gimmick with Goldust so....
You can fill in the blank for that one.
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Nikki Heyman
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 15, 2016 13:09:15 GMT -5
"Shelton Benjamin starts a gay pride faction with Finn Balor and Tyler Breeze but is caught by the cops" real ones, or kayfabe ones?
"John Cena is inducted into the Hall of Fame by Shane O Mac's children but it just wasn't enough" Cena got booed anyway
"Rhyno plays Pokemon Go with Kofi Kingston through a table" ECDUB ECDUB ECDUB
"Charles Robinson kidnaps Luke Harper for the full 3 hours of Raw" other way around, maybe
"Big Show starts a band with Kalisto and you can see all the action on WWE.com" that music thing!
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 16, 2016 12:13:39 GMT -5
"Shelton Benjamin starts a gay pride faction with Finn Balor and Tyler Breeze but is caught by the cops" real ones, or kayfabe ones? "John Cena is inducted into the Hall of Fame by Shane O Mac's children but it just wasn't enough" Cena got booed anyway "Rhyno plays Pokemon Go with Kofi Kingston through a table" ECDUB ECDUB ECDUB "Charles Robinson kidnaps Luke Harper for the full 3 hours of Raw" other way around, maybe "Big Show starts a band with Kalisto and you can see all the action on WWE.com" that music thing! The Big Show and Kalisto band should be a part of the local music scene.
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 16, 2016 12:19:38 GMT -5
-Byron Saxton has a street fight with Senor Benjamin and becomes Chairman of the WWE
This is how they chose Vince's eventual replacement?
-Braun Strowman starts managing Brock Lesnar but it just wasn't enough
He's no Paul Heyman, that's for sure.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Sept 16, 2016 12:29:56 GMT -5
-Byron Saxton has a street fight with Senor Benjamin and becomes Chairman of the WWE This is how they chose Vince's eventual replacement? Would that truly surprise you? Asuka saves JR so they form a tag team Brock Lesnar kisses all the women in the stadium until she passes out
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Nikki Heyman
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 16, 2016 12:30:56 GMT -5
"Bobby Roode has a love triangle with Dolph Ziggler and Vince McMahon and has to fight Brock Lesnar as punishment" not sure if GLORIOUS...
"Xavier Woods professes admiration for the WWE Universe but it's just a Snickers ad" double swerve - New Day gets a Snickers endorsement!
"Roman Reigns suplexes Snoop Dogg but it was all a ruse" but he might FINALLY get cheered!
"Cesaro steals the girlfriend of Neville because of pride" Cesaro wants a new storyline, and it worked for Matt/Edge....
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Post by saitamasuplex on Sept 16, 2016 13:46:32 GMT -5
"The Miz has anal sex with Paul Heyman and turns face" -...Maryse and Miz Get Weird with the swingers gimmick...aka..The Miz becomes a Paul Heyman guy...
"Bayley strips Vince McMahon and gets murdered the following night on Raw" - Vince Buries Bayley
"Kofi Kingston calls out Puff Daddy and Meltzer rates it 5 stars" - "It'z what the universe wanted." - Meltzer
"Jason Jordan is caught holding hands with Roman Reigns and finally gets over" - Jordan Reigns Reveal their love.
"Sasha Banks starts a stable with Snoop Dogg and calls the police" - Sasha Rats on Snoop
"Bray Wyatt tweets nude pics of Braun Strowman to death" - Spamming Nudes
"Paige uses a sledgehammer to maim Jey Uso for fun" - Paige becomes Tonya Harding. '
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A damn road sign
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Post by A damn road sign on Sept 16, 2016 14:07:47 GMT -5
"Apollo Crews gets erect while wrestling Natalya for the WWE Universe."
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 16, 2016 16:56:37 GMT -5
-Eva Marie gets drunk with Michael Cole but it's on Smackdown
Were they drinking Vintage Red Wine?
-Rhyno beats the shit out of Kane for the full 3 hours of Raw
Rhyno has gotten sick and tired of one of the local men.
-Michael Cole plays Pokémon Go with Brother Nero for the full 3 hours of Raw
This sounds like an amazing episode of Raw.
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bob
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Post by bob on Sept 16, 2016 19:39:01 GMT -5
Broken Matt Hardy gets caught making out with his wife's son through a table.
Roman Reigns tweets nude pics of Rosa Mendes under the ring. -- this is the only way to get the crowd to cheer Roman
Seth Rollins knocks out Jim Ross and gets inducted into the Hall of Fame.
Karl Anderson buys a boat with Katie Vick but did he have sex with the body before or after she died?
Dana Brooke cashes in Money in the Bank on Finn Balor and wins Money in the Bank........ wut?
Charles Robinson is caught planning a gang rape with Senor Benjamin and quits.
Nia Jax gives a lap dance to Alicia Fox and becomes a monster heel.
Bo Dallas is distracted by the beauty of Mark Henry and gets a boner.
The Undertaker mutilates Bo Dallas and becomes COO.
Fandango twerks with Shelton Benjamin but it was on Main Event so nobody saw it.
Eva Marie creates a robot Vicki Guerrero and bleeds to death.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2016 21:28:54 GMT -5
"Mick Foley strangles Seth Rollins so hard she dies."
Mick saw Rollins' text photos and got jealous of what kinda gun he's packin'.
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 16, 2016 21:30:17 GMT -5
Dana Brooke cashes in Money in the Bank on Finn Balor and wins Money in the Bank........ wut? That looks like something Vince Russo would write.
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 16, 2016 21:45:52 GMT -5
-Kalisto botches his promo on Kurt Angle to try and impress Roman Reigns
Did he threaten to do "a uh, good Lucha thing" to Angle? Not sure if that would impress Roman though.
-Roman Reigns starts a band with Alicia Fox and gets a dancing gimmick
Maybe that will get the fans behind him.
-Austin Aries plays Pokémon Go with Brie Bella to close Raw
That is one heck of an ending.
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bob
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Post by bob on Sept 17, 2016 19:27:59 GMT -5
Rosa Mendes accidentally brushes penis during a belly to belly suplex with Asuka and becomes Chairman of the WWE ---- wut?
Asuka gets a boner during a match with the cast of TV's Entourage live on Raw ----..........
Charlotte enslaves Bob Backlund and then f***s the corpse ................
Liv Morgan kisses the feet of Finn Balor on an episode of Holy Foley
Michael Cole starts a gay pride faction with Finn Balor and Erick Rowan and gets demoted to NXT
Charlotte crawls into the vagina of Bo Dallas only on the WWE app ------- uuuh.....
Brock Lesnar has a street fight with Susan G. Komen's rotten cancerous corpse and they become WWE's new power couple
Enzo Amore strips Booker T and joins The Authority
Kevin Owens plays Pokemon Go with Jojo and gets a zookeeper gimmick
Big E reforms the Shield with Roman Reigns and Dana Brooke because he's an idiot
Erick Rowan catches Ric Flair screwing Alberto Del Rio then flees the country
Rosa Mendes strips Kofi Kingston and reddit loves it
Kane strips naked for Lillian Garcia because she's a woman
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Sept 17, 2016 19:34:32 GMT -5
Michael Cole pimps out Peyton Royce to try and impress Roman Reigns
Fandango is obsessed with Randy Orton and JBL loves it
MAGGLE
Alexa Bliss writes a book about Titus O'Neill and ruins her life
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2016 20:05:09 GMT -5
Enzo Amore pours beer on Heath Slater's kids and becomes top babyface. Kane steals the boyfriend of the fattest fan in the audience and goes on an undefeated streak until he finally loses to John Cena at WrestleMania Kofi Kingston turns heel against Bayley and joins the New Day Sheamus gets a sex change to be with a cow and gets a rapist gimmick Roman Reigns is caught holding hands with Braun Strowman to open Raw Sami Zayn lies to Heath Slater's tongueless daughter and joins TNA
Ratings!
Rosa Mendes rapes Michael Cole and JBL loves it. Ok this one I could believe happens.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Sept 17, 2016 20:05:34 GMT -5
Poor Noam Dar.
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 18, 2016 2:20:10 GMT -5
-Kevin Owens impersonates Jim Cornette and quits
This is pretty ironic considering they didn't get along all that well when they both worked for ROH.
-Brock Lesnar punches Flo Rida and becomes a monster heel
Actually, this is more likely to get him super over as a babyface.
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bob
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Post by bob on Sept 18, 2016 7:31:11 GMT -5
Erick Rowan puts on a classic against Kane by accident
Bray Wyatt disrespects Edge and releases a rock album
Jimmy Uso screws Hulk Hogan and becomes an obsolete mule
John Cena pours beer on Katie Vick and gets a zookeeper gimmick
Chad Gable punches Apollo Crews and wins a Slammy for Superstar of the Year
Sheamus injures the Bellas twins' mother but it just wasn't enough
Mick Foley lures into his locker room Bobby Roode and gets murdered the following night on Raw
Kofi Kingston kills and eats Roman Reigns' daughter in the locker room
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