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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Sept 11, 2016 18:19:50 GMT -5
Austin Aries injures Dolph Ziggler so hard he dies Rosa Mendes is hired to kill Mojo Rawley and gets inducted into the Hall of Fame (stabbed by the microphone he never saw coming!) AJ Styles drinks a beer with Big Show because he's an idiot (well, alcohol does that ) Bobby Roode hurls racial abuse at Becky Lynch for fun (coming up, a GLORIOUS lass kicking?) Austin Aries powerbombs Connor the Crusher's dad on top of Hell in a Cell (double A is on a ROLL!) Kane imprisons Paul Heyman and gets a closet gay muslim gimmick (i can see this working somehow ) Dolph Ziggler has a love triangle with Vince and Lita and becomes the first ever WWE Transexual Champion ( ) Alberto Del Rio breaks into the home of Alexa Bliss for the full 3 hours of Raw .....
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 11, 2016 18:48:30 GMT -5
Alberto Del Rio breaks into the home of Alexa Bliss for the full 3 hours of Raw ..... It takes him 3 hours to break into a house? Burglary is probably not for him.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2016 18:51:31 GMT -5
Vince McMahon screws JBL but they're just having fun!
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Post by billyvg on Sept 11, 2016 19:04:45 GMT -5
I'd be excited for this.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2016 23:20:25 GMT -5
Vince McMahon cashes in Money in the Bank on Linda McMahon and gets a rapist gimmick
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 12, 2016 10:55:14 GMT -5
-Curtis Axel turns gay for Dr. Phil and goes on a 8 month losing streak
So that's why he's been jobbing so much.
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Post by Long A, Short A on Sept 12, 2016 13:06:00 GMT -5
Tyler Breeze switches gimmick with Michael Cole for the WWE Universe Um...
Rusev enslaves a dog because she's a woman I think this already happened
Natalya gets caught making out with Byron Saxton and gets demoted to NXT OK Nattie gets some action and I get to see her
Jey Uso starts a Four Womenhorses stable with Charlotte and Sasha Banks and Charlotte and ruins his life
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Billie Kay licks Enzo & Cass by accident and you can't teach that?
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 12, 2016 16:16:26 GMT -5
Tyler Breeze switches gimmick with Michael Cole for the WWE Universe Um... Rusev enslaves a dog because she's a woman I think this already happened Natalya gets caught making out with Byron Saxton and gets demoted to NXT OK Nattie gets some action and I get to see her Jey Uso starts a Four Womenhorses stable with Charlotte and Sasha Banks and Charlotte and ruins his life ... Billie Kay licks Enzo & Cass by accident and you can't teach that? The idea of Michael Cole taking selfies and talking about how he's so pretty, is funny to me.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2016 16:28:05 GMT -5
Luke Harper takes the virginity of Frank the Clown on an episode of Holy Foley
Ryback gets drunk with the Vaudevillains then flees the country
Fandango has a love triangle with Vince and Tyler Breeze and wins the World Heavyweight Championship
Stephanie McMahon starts using the entrance music of Alexa Bliss and retires
No Way Jose beats the shit out of Lillian Garcia naked
Ric Flair gets caught making out with Naomi's ass and wins the Warrior Award
Shinsuke Nakamura is hired to kill Charlotte and kills himself
Natalya goes on the Today Show with one of Natalya's cats and ratings plummet
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Sept 12, 2016 16:50:41 GMT -5
"Mojo Rawley has a dance off with a negro until he passes out"
I... I don't think this was randomly generated...
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 12, 2016 17:54:26 GMT -5
-Alexa Bliss gets caught making out with Enzo & Cass and ratings skyrocket
Who would have guessed that this would have boosted ratings?
-Kalisto mutilates Kalisto and declares himself gay
I'm not sure how that will work.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2016 17:57:31 GMT -5
"Paul Heyman brings back from the dead Ryback and does a massive fart"
Okay.
"Samoa Joe cripples Cameron and joins TNA"
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"Samoa Joe rapes himself and gets a slut gimmick"
...yeah...
"Jimmy Uso pisses on Flo Rida naked"
That'll make them babyfaces again.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 12, 2016 18:01:02 GMT -5
"Bobby Roode marries a breast cancer survivor but did he have sex with the body before or after she died?"
Well, that's...dark.
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Post by Gecko on Sept 12, 2016 18:30:38 GMT -5
"Big E betrays Shelton Benjamin and gets a slave owner gimmick"
"Alberto Del Rio gets caught making out with Heath Slater's wife and finally gets over"
"Bobby Roode switches gimmick with a cow by accident"
Bobby Mooooooo!
"Natalya turns heel against Natalya and joins TNA"
The ultimate betrayal?
"Corey Graves strangles Stephanie McMahon but it doesn't get the job done"
Steph still manages to get the final word in.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 12, 2016 21:52:29 GMT -5
-Tyler Breeze twerks with a dog because he's an idiot
I don't think the dog is twerking.
-Eva Marie marries Adam Rose on the toilet
This ranks right up there with the Randy Savage/Liz wedding in terms of romance.
-Shelton Benjamin goes on the Today Show with Senor Benjamin and gains magical powers
Not sure if it takes any magical powers to prepare a battlefield for massacre.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Sept 13, 2016 10:06:35 GMT -5
Finn Balor threatens to rape the Bella twins' mother and ratings plummet.
R-Truth marries Heath Slater's wife and retires.
Kane commits a hate crime against Luke Harper and ratings skyrocket!
Bo Dallas beats the shit out of Jey Uso and gets a huge pop.
The Rock seduces one of Natalya's cats and gets a gay black guy gimmick.
The Rock pisses on CM Punk in front of his wife and kids.
Kevin Owens seduces Sable and is sad about it.
Sheamus catches Ric Flair screwing Brother Nero while leaving the arena.
Brock Lesnar powerbombs Erick Rowan and they fall in love.
Bray Wyatt is caught planning the gang rape of Susan G. Komen's rotten cancerous corpse to open Raw.
Samoa Joe has anal sex with Brie Bella and gets a boner.
Dana Brooke has a one night stand with Senor Benjamin and bleeds to death.
Kevin Owens is cucked by Curtis Axel and ratings skyrocket!
Paige pours a beer on a negro and gains magical powers.
Jason Jordan is caught giving head to Cesaro and finally gets over.
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Post by CH Punk on Sept 13, 2016 10:21:05 GMT -5
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Sept 13, 2016 10:26:46 GMT -5
"Xavier Woods is cucked by Hulk Hogan and releases a rap album" MACHO CREED.
"Apollo Crews slaps Hulk Hogan and reddit loves it" Sounds legit.
"Mark Henry creates a robot Farooq and ends his career" Seems like a waste of effort, Mark.
"JBL starts a gay pride faction with Finn Balor and Mark Henry and goes on a 8 month losing streak" "Curtis Axel starts a gay pride faction with Finn Balor and Summer Rae and has to fight Brock Lesnar as punishment" this really likes putting Finn Balor in gay pride factions.
"The Miz breaks into the home of a terrorist and leaves the body in a ditch." Isn't this The Marine 3?
"Peyton Royce strips naked for Peyton Royce and marries Triple H" I so wish that she'd married Peyton Royce.
"Curtis Axel gets erect while wrestling Natalya and earns her respect." If it was the Attitude Era this would probably have happened by now.
"Big Cass is caught holding hands with Connor The Crusher and wins the Warrior Award." This is so close to being sincerely cute.
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Sept 13, 2016 10:35:56 GMT -5
STILL not as bad as the one BK from WV sent me yesterday that caused him to "take a break" from the site (and because HE was disturbed by it that meant SOMEBODY else needed to be too so he wouldn't be alone. Perks of being friends for 39 years I guess....) And...no I will not post it here. It involves Conner. That's all I'll say.
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 13, 2016 11:45:01 GMT -5
...and Vince gets mad because it was Shelton's idea
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