the2ndevil
Grimlock
Super Seducer Survivor
Where Is Your Santa, Now?
Posts: 13,635
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Post by the2ndevil on Sept 8, 2016 23:57:00 GMT -5
"Seth Rollins forms a 'rape crew' with Finn Balor and wins the World Heavyweight Championship"
Is it wrong that I kinda want this to happen?
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the2ndevil
Grimlock
Super Seducer Survivor
Where Is Your Santa, Now?
Posts: 13,635
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Post by the2ndevil on Sept 8, 2016 23:57:58 GMT -5
Seth Rollins makes a porno with Bayley by accident #Topical
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Sept 9, 2016 0:01:14 GMT -5
AJ Styles trains with a jew by accident (THE JEWISH COMMUNITY?!)
Kofi Kingston gives a lap dance to Kofi Kingston until he passes out (I mean, yeah, probably that would cause him to pass out)
Big E slaps a jew and gets a racist gimmick (I mean...yeah)
Sami Zayn licks Mark Henry and earns his respect (The return of Sexual Chocolate)
Mick Foley gets a Network show with Tyler Breeze for no reason (I'd watch the f*** out of that)
Mark Henry goes for a business lunch with Sami Zayn naked (Holy shit, what are the odds? The Sexual Chocolate Redux continues)
more to come....
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
Posts: 33,594
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Post by jagilki on Sept 9, 2016 0:08:11 GMT -5
Ooooooo....kay.... ![](http://i65.tinypic.com/2irp0rc.jpg) Ok, this one made me chuckle slightly. ![](http://i65.tinypic.com/2i6ffcz.jpg)
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Sept 9, 2016 0:12:28 GMT -5
"Jinder Mahal is caught giving head to Vince McMahon and ruins her life."
EDIT: "Paul Heyman becomes a commentator with Lillian Garcia and gets a smark gimmick" ...this is something that could actually happen.
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tenshi
Patti Mayonnaise
Probably more memorable than a Charlotte title reign
Posts: 34,222
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Post by tenshi on Sept 9, 2016 0:16:46 GMT -5
Becky Lynch forms a "rape crew" with Brie Bella and becomes a top babyface.
Ric Flair preaches race hate to Rhyno and fades into obscurity.
Hideo Itami runs over Stephanie McMahon and JBL loves it.
Kalisto starts dressing up as Eddie Guerrero's zombified body and Reddit loves it.
Paige pours beer on Michael Cole and becomes his protegé.
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
Posts: 33,594
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Post by jagilki on Sept 9, 2016 0:19:38 GMT -5
STOP! I actually think this one is real. ![](http://i64.tinypic.com/34yvdpi.jpg)
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Post by ben:friendship frog on Sept 9, 2016 0:24:52 GMT -5
These are the first 6 I got... kinda want all these to happen now.
Dana Brooke catches Mick Foley groping one of Natalya's cats and jobs to John Cena
Bo Dallas buys a zoo with Kevin Owens and joins TNA
Corey Graves says 'what up n*****' to Byron Saxton but it was Vince all along
Broken Matt Hardy hits a stunner on The Rock and tweets about it
Jey Uso preaches white supremacy to Snoop Dogg backstage
Big Show masturbates to pictures of Byron Saxton on Total Divas
Bonus ones for accuracy:
Ryback botches in a match with Braun Strowman and you can see all the action on WWE.com
Cesaro saves Tyson Kidd and finally gets over
Daniel Bryan savagely mocks Stephanie McMahon for the fans
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Sept 9, 2016 0:25:13 GMT -5
"Ric Flair f***s Cameron and gets a racist gimmick"
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JoDaNa1281
Crow T. Robot
Jackie Daytona, Regular Human Bartender. #BLM
Posts: 40,937
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Sept 9, 2016 0:36:40 GMT -5
"Rusev molests Sunny and earns his respect"
...........whaaaaaa?
"Xavier Woods goes on the Today Show with Cameron under the ring"
"Chad Gable licks Finn Balor's penis and becomes John Cena's biggest fan"
.....I don't even...
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tenshi
Patti Mayonnaise
Probably more memorable than a Charlotte title reign
Posts: 34,222
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Post by tenshi on Sept 9, 2016 0:43:46 GMT -5
Bayley uses a sledgehammer to maim Stephanie McMahon and becomes a top babyface.
Zack Ryder starts managing Mojo Rawley and starts crying.
Emma turns gay for Stephanie McMahon to start Raw.
Sasha Banks twerks with New Day and Nikki Bella and Dave Meltzer rates it 5 stars.
Kevin Owens seeks revenge on Naomi's ass in the middle of the Royal Rumble.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Sept 9, 2016 0:43:57 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose has anal sex with Paul Heyman for love
Samoa Joe twerks with Dana Brook in the middle of the Royal Rumble
Big Cass farts on a black man and earns his respect
Titus O'Neill gets a boner during a match with Randy Orton and finally gets over
Kevin Owens gets a sex change to be with Shane McMahon and gets fired
Shinsuke Nakamura has the match of the year against Heath Slater and wins the Women's Championship
Big Cass deletes Asuka and ends her career
Rosa Mendes gets into a car accident which kills Rhyno but it's on Smackdown
Seth Rollins is scared of Paul Bearer's ghost but they're just having fun!
The Rock slaps Charlotte's penis to try and impress Roman Reigns
Dana Brooke plays Pokemon Go with one of Natalya's cats And Meltzer rates it 5 stars
Dolph Ziggler breaks the ankle of Nikki Bella for no reason
Shane McMahon catches Mick Foley groping a cow live on Raw
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Post by Nickybojelais on Sept 9, 2016 0:48:42 GMT -5
Cesaro impersonates Kurt Angle and becomes the first ever gay World Champion
Bo Dallas is caught giving head to the Ghost of the Ultimate Warrior for no reason
Vince McMahon has the match of the year against Hideo Itami under the ring
The Dudley Boyz hurl racial abuse at Hulk Hogan and leaves the body in a ditch
Shinsuke Nakamura makes a sex doll of Flo Rida and wins the Royal Rumble
Well these all seem reasonable
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ayumidah
Wade Wilson
DOOM TIME!!!!!
Posts: 28,725
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Post by ayumidah on Sept 9, 2016 1:30:00 GMT -5
Mojo Rawley turns face against Zack Ryder's dad and becomes President Enzo Amore kills herself because of Snoop Dogg to close Raw Shane McMahon starts a stable with Sami Zayn and becomes a luchador Kalisto botches in a match with Naomi's ass and earns his respect Daniel Bryan starts dressing like Bayley and joins the cast of Total Divas Mauro Ranallo gets a sex change to be with Michael Cole and gets a gay black guy gimmick Bayley f***s an animal that looks just like grumpy cat and tweets about it Mojo Rawley impersonates Shinsuke Nakamura and they both die Mark Henry has a love triangle with Dolph Ziggler and Sable but it's on Smackdown John Cena teaches english to a dog and ruins his life R-Truth has a one night stand with Dolph Ziggler for the full 3 hours of Raw Broken Matt Hardy hits a stunner on Linda McMahon and they live happily ever after
My head hurts now.
More:
Maryse is distracted by the beauty of Tyson Kidd and releases a rock album Fandango sucks up to himself and wins the Warrior Award Ryback kidnaps Karl Anderson through a table Booker T slaps the ass of Susan G. Komen's rotten cancerous corpse live on Raw
What... I think I'm gonna just stop there.
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FAR5222
El Dandy
Counted 237 Bros. SWERVE Got no cookie for it.
Posts: 7,889
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Post by FAR5222 on Sept 9, 2016 2:36:28 GMT -5
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
EXTREEEEEME Pony Manager
✬ Believe In The Fight ✬
Posts: 24,018
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 9, 2016 3:00:57 GMT -5
Ryback has a rap battle with Bret Hart and becomes COO
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魔界5号
Hank Scorpio
No. 1 FAN Poster You Want To Hug
Posts: 6,331
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Post by 魔界5号 on Sept 9, 2016 4:06:55 GMT -5
Alicia Fox threatens to kill Shane O Mac's children and goes on a 8 month losing streak
R-Truth catches Triple H molesting Stephanie McMahon and gets a Zookeeper gimmick
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Sept 9, 2016 4:59:58 GMT -5
I know Summer has gotten around quite a bit in her run, but that's quite the scandal.
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Gecko
Grimlock
FAN Pyrite Member. Muahahaha
Posts: 13,361
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Post by Gecko on Sept 9, 2016 6:39:09 GMT -5
Broken Matt Hardy kills Sami Zayn but it was on Main Event so nobody saw it
Alexa Bliss kills and eats Dana Brooke and has to fight Brock Lesnar as punishment
Charles Robinson creates a robot Lana and tweets about it
Kalisto is disgusted by Katie Vick to try and impress Roman Reigns "Kalisto, what did you think of the whole Katie Vick angle?" "It was a... a bad.... angle thing?"
Chris Jericho tries to impress himself and joins TNA
Byron Saxton botches his promo on JBL and falls into a downward spiral of drugs and depression
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Post by sonofblaine on Sept 9, 2016 6:43:35 GMT -5
Neville imprisons Dana Brooke and Meltzer rates it 5 stars
Broken Matt Hardy rapes Roman Reigns and they both die
Kevin Owens gently kisses the nearest fan until he blacks out.
Randy Orton goes for a business lunch with Rhyno only on the WWE app
Big E has a love triangle with Dolph Ziggler and John Cena but they're just having fun!
Jason Jordan turns gay for the President of the United States but it was on Main Event so nobody saw it
Paige gets a boner during a match with the Ghost of the Ultimate Warrior and reddit loves it
Natalya is caught sucking off Sasha Banks and then ****s the corpse.
Ooooook thats enough of that...
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