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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 7:16:22 GMT -5
Vince McMahon puts on a classic against Bo Dallas and joins the cast of Total Divas
Dean Ambrose does a dark ritual to resurrect his own son and joins the New Day
Nia Jax has a love triangle with Vince and Charles Robinson backstage
Mauro Ranallo enslaves a fan and falls into a downward spiral of drugs and depression
Cesaro is hired to kill Hulk Hogan and becomes Vince's personal assistant
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Sept 9, 2016 7:35:42 GMT -5
Dana Brooke says 'what up n***a' to Rosa Mendes to try and impress Triple H
Stephanie Mc Mahon licks the Miz and becomes Raw General Manager.
ok...
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
GIFs | Shitposts | Fun
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Sept 9, 2016 7:44:25 GMT -5
....... Me: ![](http://i.imgur.com/mfl3uQZ.gif) Vince (probably): ![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sk17P20VLvo/UCGGGPtZR3I/AAAAAAAACFY/EXmi2vYqADE/s1600/VinceMoney.jpg)
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 9, 2016 8:03:04 GMT -5
![](http://i.imgur.com/jr69eRP.png) Way too real to be a simple generator. Somebody's been going to the future with a Delorean.
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JCBaggee
Hank Scorpio
Writer, streamer. I used to write for CBR but then they fired everyone who cared about their writers
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Post by JCBaggee on Sept 9, 2016 8:22:15 GMT -5
"Jerry Lawler buries alive the corpse of Dusty Rhodes and gets demoted to NXT."
"Kevin Owens stalks Jerry Lawler because he's black."
What a weird period of Raw mine have created.
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Post by EP 54 is banned from Collision on Sept 9, 2016 8:42:22 GMT -5
"Shelton Benjamin switches gimmick with Corey Graves and gets a token black guy gimmick"
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Sept 9, 2016 8:43:22 GMT -5
Emma masturbates to pictures of Lana and becomes a Muslim
I...umm...I was with it halfway.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Sept 9, 2016 8:48:49 GMT -5
Big Cass slaps Zack Ryder for the full three hours of Raw.
Ratings!
Broken Matt Hardy starts a stable with William Regal and becomes COO.
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Post by The Kevstaaa on Sept 9, 2016 8:50:42 GMT -5
Mauro Ranallo stalks Paul Heyman and releases a rap album
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Sept 9, 2016 9:30:32 GMT -5
Braun Strowman takes the virginity of Natalya's sister and becomes COO
BEST FOR BRAAAAAAAAAAUN-ness
edit: Eva Marie turns heel against a dog and earns his respect
Baron Corbin hurls racial abuse at all the women in the stadium to set up a match at Wrestlemania
and...
Alexa Bliss catches Vince McMahon f***ing Roman Reigns...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 10:07:23 GMT -5
"Mauro Ranallo sucks up to JR because he's black."
Yes, that would be a swerve alright.
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Sept 9, 2016 10:30:52 GMT -5
![](https://s9.postimg.org/akjmhouz3/image.png) This could be the very thing that gets us 6.5 ratings
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Sept 9, 2016 10:50:32 GMT -5
Carmella threatens to rape and kill Jey Uso by accident
That just raises further questions.
Bayley drinks a beer with Bret Hart's black wife until he dies
Chad Gable preaches race hate to Tamina but it was on Main Event so nobody saw it
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Gecko
Grimlock
FAN Pyrite Member. Muahahaha
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Post by Gecko on Sept 9, 2016 11:15:56 GMT -5
Charlotte runs over Bret Hart's black wife and JBL loves it
Rosa Mendes jobs to Rosa Mendes live on Raw
Sami Zayn has a rap battle with Corey Graves for the full 3 hours of Raw
Cesaro creates a robot Cesaro to become Vince McMahon's assistant
Eva Marie buys a boat with Samoa Joe and ruins his life
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Sept 9, 2016 11:23:40 GMT -5
Goldust imprisons Jack Swagger but it's just a Snickers ad Cesaro kills and eats Bray Wyatt and becomes a comedy jobber Charlotte runs over Bret Hart's black wife and JBL loves it, Maggle! Fixed that one... the rest of yours were great as well.
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The Yes Man
Unicron
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Post by The Yes Man on Sept 9, 2016 11:31:57 GMT -5
Alicia Fox threatens to rape Roman Reigns' daughter and starts crying
Jesus Christ...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 11:49:18 GMT -5
Sami Zayn threatens to kill Enzo & Cass and marries Stephanie McMahon
Sheamus creates a robot Michael Cole and finally gets over
Enzo Amore has a steamy romance with Naomi's ass live on Raw
Triple H runs over Braun Strowman and Meltzer rates it 5 stars
Alberto Del Rio hits a stunner on the cast of TV's Entourage and wins a Slammy for Superstar of the Year
Sami Zayn gives a lap dance to Naomi's ass in the last ever WWE match
Natalya tortures Vince McMahon and you can see all the action on WWE.com
Kevin Owens cashes in Money in the Bank on the side of JR's face that still works and gains control of the rights to the Hardy brand
Sasha Banks preaches white supremacy to Booker T and joins the Wyatts
Paul Heyman ends the career of Puff Daddy on Total Divas
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Dub H
Crow T. Robot
Captain Pixel: the Game Master
I ❤ Aniki
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Post by Dub H on Sept 9, 2016 11:51:56 GMT -5
Paige steals the girlfriend of Baron Corbin and gets demoted to NXT
Heath Slater professes admiration for Bret Hart and wins the World Heavyweight Championship
10 out of 10.Got boner.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Sept 9, 2016 11:57:02 GMT -5
Dana Brooke falls in love with a cow and gets a time traveler gimmick
Eva Marie reforms the Shield win Roman Reigns and a gay man to try and impress Triple H
Shane McMahon lies to Vince McMahon for the love of his wife's son..
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rrh
Bubba Ho-Tep
BEST IN THE WORLD
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Post by rrh on Sept 9, 2016 11:58:56 GMT -5
Jojo masturbates to pictures of Sable and wins the Women's Championship
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