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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2016 17:27:28 GMT -5
"Charlotte takes the virginity of Triple H & Steph's children, what a way to kick off Monday Night Raw"
Like father, like daughter I guess.
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Sept 9, 2016 17:27:41 GMT -5
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2016 17:32:22 GMT -5
"Ric Flair is caught giving head to Bret Hart's black wife and falls into a downward spiral of drugs and depression"
Scarily accurate.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Sept 9, 2016 17:36:48 GMT -5
Vince McMahon makes a sex doll of the WWE Universe and falls into a downward spiral of drugs and depression
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Post by VersionOne on Sept 9, 2016 17:36:49 GMT -5
Zack Ryder gets erect while wrestling JBL and falls into a downward spiral of drugs and depression
JBL gets drunk with The Dudley Boyz and becomes Raw General Manager
Vince McMahon gets a boner during a match with Stone Cold Steve Austin and has to fight Brock Lesnar as punishment
Heath Slater seeks revenge against Shane O Mac's children and retires
Mark Henry has the match of the year against Mark Henry and becomes his biggest fan
Renee Young bows down in worship to Hulk Hogan and gets a racist gimmick
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Post by brooklynmets on Sept 9, 2016 17:51:57 GMT -5
Finn Balor catches Triple H molesting Shane O Mac's children and joins the cast of Total Divas.
I don't know what to say.
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Sept 9, 2016 17:56:33 GMT -5
Brock Lesnar catches Mick Foley groping Becky Lynch and becomes President
Well then
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Sept 9, 2016 17:58:10 GMT -5
Shelton Benjamin kisses the feet of Naomi's ass and leaves the body in a ditch.
Um, what?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2016 17:59:50 GMT -5
"Shinsuke Nakamura masturbates to pictures of Renee Young and declares himself gay"
Well naturally.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2016 18:04:29 GMT -5
"Finn Balor buys a zoo with Samoa Joe for the full 3 hours of Raw"
This needs to happen.
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 9, 2016 18:07:27 GMT -5
"Ric Flair is caught posting on /asp/ by Trish Stratus and gets a huge pop" Pop, or "Whooo"?
"Chad Gable has a rap battle with William Regal on Total Divas" I WANT THIS ON RAW!
"Apollo Crews finds out his brother is Sheamus and they live happily ever after" Dudleyz 2.0?
"Baron Corbin takes the virginity of a dog to try and impress Roman Reigns" Why do I keep coming back to this site??
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 18:09:25 GMT -5
Apollo and Sheamus as brothers is way more interesting than what they're both doing now.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2016 18:11:15 GMT -5
"Fandango masturbates to pictures of Alica Fox and becomes her biggest fan"
That'd work if he still had his "Dirty Curty" gimmick.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 18:17:46 GMT -5
The Dudley Boyz commits a hate crime against R-Truth and gets a rapist gimmick Booker T suplexes a cancer kid and becomes a Muslim Alicia Fox threatens to kill Cameron and starts crying (this one sounds like it has happened before ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png) ) Eva Marie saves Chris Jericho and then f***s the corpse Vince McMahon screws Shane O Mac's children backstage (oh wow...) Kevin Owens sneaks into the locker room of Chris Jericho and reveals xhe is transgender
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Post by moondoggie on Sept 9, 2016 18:38:48 GMT -5
"Nia Jax twerks with Luke Harper until she passes out"
The thought of Luke Harper twerking while screaming "yeah" is very scary
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Post by freeze Austin on Sept 9, 2016 20:20:17 GMT -5
"Jerry Lawler impersonates Hideo Itami and Dave Meltzer rates it 5 stars" *****1/4 if this happened in the Tokyo Dome
"Mauro Ranallo makes a porno with Vicki Guerrero and wins the World Heavyweight Championship" A feat previously only achieved by the likes of Dolph Ziggler, Edge, and the late, great Eddie Guerrero of the legendary Guerrero wrestling family! Like Peter North I'm a Canadian that's dropping loads and earning golds, John!
"Enzo Amore is cucked by Apollo Crews and tweets about it" yo twitter cru my girl a hater, now i see she takin' on Creeds lightsaber. how u screwin'?
"Dolph Ziggler starts managing the cast of TV's Entourage but it was just a Swerved prank" One of the few ways left to make the Dolph Ziggler character even more unbearable.
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Post by moondoggie on Sept 9, 2016 20:24:59 GMT -5
{Spoiler}"Cesaro is caught giving head to Triple H and becomes the first ever gay World Champion" Why can't he ever just be a champion based off his own skills in the ring damn it?!?
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 9, 2016 20:38:38 GMT -5
Stephanie McMahon puts on a classic against all the women in the stadium and ends her career
Kinda shocked that hasn't actually happened yet...
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 9, 2016 20:43:54 GMT -5
"Jinder Mahal f***s Sable and has to fight Brock Lesnar as punishment" Whether he survived or not, was it worth it to him? "Kane defeats King Barrett and nobody cares" this has happened, so why is it in the generator? ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) "Luke Gallows finds out his brother is Sami Zayn and joins the New Day" one huge happy stable? Club? The Underground day? "Triple H spanks Mauro Ranallo with Vince" Vince: "SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT, DAMMIT!" "Rhyno marries Heath Slater but it was just a Swerved prank" well...............
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Post by Lazy peon on Sept 9, 2016 20:59:09 GMT -5
"Fandango turns gay for Charlotte's penis and gets a gay black guy gimmick" Oh yeah we're getting Raw kicked off of the USA network with these ideas. Well that's one way to add some LGBT+ characters.
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