Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
EXTREEEEEME Pony Manager
✬ Believe In The Fight ✬
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 9, 2016 21:00:03 GMT -5
"Mike Chioda slaps the sharpshooter on AJ Styles for the fans"
Someone please call up Drake Younger to be the tough ref.... I miss the occasional referee fights back stuff
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 21:06:20 GMT -5
"Jimmy Uso makes fun of Tamina and gets buried."
I wonder who told on him? Hmmmm?
"Michael Cole haunts Xavier Woods to become Raw General Manager."
I bet Xavier take this more seriously than the swampland brawl with the Wyatts.
"Kalisto lies to Byron Saxton and leaves the body in a ditch."
Sounds like something Magic would say.
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Post by TOK Is the Target Demo on Sept 9, 2016 21:06:36 GMT -5
"Ric Flair becomes a commentator with Bayley and then f***s the corpse"
And I'm done here
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
EXTREEEEEME Pony Manager
✬ Believe In The Fight ✬
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 9, 2016 21:15:18 GMT -5
"Fandango has a steamy romance with Bret Hart and becomes John Cena's biggest fan" That's TOO Creepy, Curtis....
"Mick Foley jobs to a fan and becomes a luchador" or Mankind, take your pick
"The Undertaker enslaves Eva Marie and wins a Slammy for Superstar of the Year" And Taker does the voiceover for her now
"Charlotte breaks into the home of Paige and twerks with New Day" "you're not leaving, Darlin! WHOOOO~!" *trombone plays*
"Mark Henry starts a relationship with Noelle Foley and gains magical powers" And he turns into a skinny clown
"Jey Uso farts on American Alpha to try and impress Roman Reigns" didn't that kinda happen on SD this week?
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Sept 9, 2016 21:30:11 GMT -5
First click: I kind of want this to be real.
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Post by freeze Austin on Sept 9, 2016 22:41:38 GMT -5
"Alexa Bliss reforms the nWo with Hall and Nash and Farooq for the fans" Yes, the nWo. Hall and Nash and... Farooq.
"The Undertaker threatens to rape Kalisto only on the WWE app" So that wasn't Baron Corbin, it was Biker Taker.
"Curtis Axel ends the career of a jew and gets fired" I realize that the Heyman run ruined his push but blaming that on the Jews is not cool.
"Emma gets drunk with David Otunga and then f*** the corpse" No, Otunga is not lifeless, only his commentary.
"Big Cass switches gimmick with Fandango because he's an idiot" He's not an idiot, he just wants that FIRE IN HIS BELLY and for his hips to tell the truth.
"Nikki Bella kidnaps John Cena's whole family and becomes Chariman of the WWE" Pretty sure this has been the endgame that the Bella's were planning from the start.
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Post by Crow Dust on Sept 10, 2016 0:05:18 GMT -5
Holy shit
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Sept 10, 2016 1:13:49 GMT -5
This one made me laugh for a good 10 minutes.
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Sept 10, 2016 1:33:29 GMT -5
I can't stop laughing at this one and I don't know why.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Sept 10, 2016 1:53:35 GMT -5
Tyler Breeze has a dance off with Katie Vick but did he have sex with the body before or after she died?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 10, 2016 2:05:27 GMT -5
I can't stop laughing at this one and I don't know why.
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Sept 10, 2016 2:10:50 GMT -5
License to print money right here.
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Gecko
Grimlock
FAN Pyrite Member. Muahahaha
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Post by Gecko on Sept 10, 2016 2:35:01 GMT -5
"Jey Uso uses a sledgehammer to maim Charles Robinson and leaves the body in a ditch" They're really going all out with this heel turn.
"The Undertaker gets a Network show with Linda McMahon for fun"
"Big E gives a lap dance to himself and gets a gay black guy gimmick" It kind of makes sense?
"Chris Jericho kisses the feet of a cow while leaving the arena"
"Braun Strowman locks in the crippler crossface on himself only on the WWE app"
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Sept 10, 2016 4:33:25 GMT -5
"Kofi Kingston pretends to rape Mojo Rawley to try and impress Triple H"
"Daniel Bryan starts a tag team with Farooq on 9/11"
"Dean Ambrose endangers the life of a fan and calls the police"
"Zack Ryder hides from Isis naked"
"Paige says 'what up n***a' to Sheamus and gets a boner"
"Renee Young gently kisses Dean Ambrose and JBL loves it"
"Bray Wyatt has a steamy romance with Finn Balor's penis and gets a slave owner gimmick."
"Austin Aries gets erect while wrestling the fattest fan in the audience for love"
"No Way Jose catches Ric Flair screwing Roman Reigns and gets fired"
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Post by CM Parish on Sept 10, 2016 5:12:33 GMT -5
Luke Harper does a swanton bomb off a 20 foot ladder onto a lesbian and becomes the first ever gay World Champion
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Sept 10, 2016 5:57:11 GMT -5
Ringout makes a post of Ringout and is making a post.
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Sept 10, 2016 6:39:45 GMT -5
Austin Aries calls out Kevin Dunn and starts crying. Chad Gable screws Seth Rollins to celebrate the anniversary of 9/11. Renee Young hides from her biggest fan and gets a time traveler gimmick. Vince McMahon defeats a cow then flees the country. Seth Rollins threatens to kill Kane on the toilet. And this.. Kane screws Lita and gets arrested. Shouldn't he have been arrested before?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2016 7:18:09 GMT -5
Heath Slater finds out his brother is Naomi's ass and you can see all the action on WWE.com
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2016 8:00:13 GMT -5
"Goldust does a pedigree through the announce table to Vince Russo for no reason." Pretty much 1999 in a nutshell. This one made me laugh for a good 10 minutes. I want this book. Hell, I'd buy a Bray Wyatt book about anything.
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Sept 10, 2016 11:30:55 GMT -5
Austin Aries farts on Vince McMahon and gets massive heat.
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