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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Sept 10, 2016 12:09:18 GMT -5
Austin Aries farts on Vince McMahon and gets massive heat. I can see this happening and we get a Vince hates farts story out of it.
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Post by HMARK Center on Sept 10, 2016 12:18:43 GMT -5
Shinsuke Nakamura follows Lillian Garcia for no reason.
Baron Corbin kisses the feet of John Cena and joins TNA.
John Cena mutilates Sheamus and wins the Warrior Award (I KNEW this one was only for PR purposes!).
Tyler Breeze challenges himself and ends his career. Challenge...accepted?
Jerry Lawler hurls racial abuse at Becky Lynch by accident. Stupid senile racist ass Lawler.
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Post by captainhindsite on Sept 10, 2016 12:21:25 GMT -5
Jey uso kidnaps a terrorist and marries triple h
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Post by captainhindsite on Sept 10, 2016 12:24:12 GMT -5
Ric flair sneaks into edges dressing room until he dies.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 10, 2016 12:47:22 GMT -5
Here are some that I got.
-Mauro Ranallo has a threesome with a black guy and Mark Henry and then f**** the corpse
So Mauro has sex with 2 black guys and one might be dead?
-Jason Jordan declares undying devotion to all the women in the stadium to death
How romantic.
-Natalya strips The Dudley Boyz by accident
I'd rather not see that.
-Goldust gently kisses grumpy cat with Vince
OK, that's just bizarre.
-Chad Gable marries Reby Sky and joins The Authority
First he loses Lita to Edge and now Reby to Chad Gable, Matt Hardy has bad luck with women.
-Peyton Royce farts on JR and they both die
Bah Gawd!
-David Otunga takes the virginity of Enzo & Cass and you can see all the action on WWE.com
Bad-a-boom!
-Bray Wyatt twerks with New Day and a dog and gets a boner
That is a very amusing mental image
-Shinsuke Nakamura buys a boat with Farooq with Big E's tits
Damn!
-Karl Anderson runs over himself and jobs to John Cena
Karl Anderson's driving skills must be really bad.
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Post by DragonMasterP on Sept 10, 2016 15:06:04 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan is hired to kill CM Punk and leaves the body in a ditch
Enzo Amore tweets nude pics of Lana on an episode of Holy Foley
The Undertaker deletes Brock Lesnar so hard he dies
Kevin Owens is the daughter of Hornswoggle for no reason
And best of all:
Stephanie McMahon gives a lap dance to Vince McMahon to close Raw
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Sept 10, 2016 16:08:48 GMT -5
Austin Aries farts on Vince McMahon and gets massive heat. I can see this happening and we get a Vince hates farts story out of it. Isn't it fairly well documented in some story that Vince finds "fart humor" to be the apex of human achievement in comedy?
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 10, 2016 16:12:20 GMT -5
Here is another one I got.
-JBL kidnaps Dixie Carter then flees the country
Also known as JBL does his part to save TNA.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2016 19:07:04 GMT -5
Austin Aries farts on Vince McMahon and gets massive heat. Did somebody use their lighter?
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Sept 10, 2016 19:41:52 GMT -5
![](http://i.imgur.com/i34poUu.jpg) Matt Hardy did it better.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2016 20:25:27 GMT -5
"JBL starts dressing like the WWE Universe while leaving the arena."
"AHM A LASS KICKER, MAURO! WE KICK LASS ON TUESDAY NAHT, DAVID!"
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Post by MrElijah on Sept 10, 2016 20:53:33 GMT -5
Shinsuke Nakamura follows Lillian Garcia for no reason. Baron Corbin kisses the feet of John Cena and joins TNA. John Cena mutilates Sheamus and wins the Warrior Award (I KNEW this one was only for PR purposes!). Tyler Breeze challenges himself and ends his career. Challenge...accepted? Jerry Lawler hurls racial abuse at Becky Lynch by accident. Stupid senile racist ass Lawler. If it was the 90s Lawler would totally make Irish jokes.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2016 22:47:49 GMT -5
Shinsuke Nakamura follows Lillian Garcia for no reason. Baron Corbin kisses the feet of John Cena and joins TNA. John Cena mutilates Sheamus and wins the Warrior Award (I KNEW this one was only for PR purposes!). Tyler Breeze challenges himself and ends his career. Challenge...accepted? Jerry Lawler hurls racial abuse at Becky Lynch by accident. Stupid senile racist ass Lawler. If it was the 90s Lawler would totally make Irish jokes. "I'd like to say I've never seen Becky Lynch drunk, but maybe it's more like I've never seen her sober!"
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 10, 2016 23:11:24 GMT -5
Here's a couple more:
-Eva Marie reforms the nWo with Hall and Nash and Hornswoggle but it was on Main Event so nobody saw it
Hornswoggle isn't exactly Hulk Hogan.
-Rusev has a dance off with Vanguard 1 in the locker room
I wouldn't put it past Broken Matt Hardy to have a drone that dances.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 11, 2016 3:05:34 GMT -5
I must say, this Storyline Generator is addicting.
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Sept 11, 2016 3:16:23 GMT -5
![](http://i.imgur.com/X5lC9F0.jpg) The Abyss angle redux. Not sure if this one is better or worse.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2016 7:14:01 GMT -5
"Sami Zayn defeats Mark Henry and starts crying." Maybe he hears Kevin Owens' theme like the opening bars of "Jaws". "Ember Moon gets a sex change to be with Jey Uso to impress Roman Reigns." That might work. TO THE WAR ROOM, CREATIVE! MAKE IT HAPPEN! ![](http://i.imgur.com/X5lC9F0.jpg) The Abyss angle redux. Not sure if this one is better or worse. I thought of Dave "Evad" Sullivan, myself. Both are boring as hell, and couldn't draw heat if you set them on fire.
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Post by DragonMasterP on Sept 11, 2016 13:00:50 GMT -5
Byron Saxton does a pedigree through the announce table to Corey Graves and gets a huge pop
New boom period!..... Maybe.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 11, 2016 13:09:33 GMT -5
Some more
-Kevin Owens becomes a fan of Michael Cole and joins the New Day
That would be quite the turn of events.
-Luke Gallows botches his promo on Kalisto on Total Divas
Did he tell Kalisto that he as going to do "a good...Lucha thing?"
-Erick Rowan uses a sledgehammer to maim Puff Daddy and JBL loves it
I never took JBL as being a rap fan.
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Post by percymania on Sept 11, 2016 13:17:09 GMT -5
This is the first one I got: Baron Corbin botches his promo on a lesbian under the ring. Then I clicked a few more times and this is my favorite: Ember Moon gets into a car accident which kills Vince Russo and becomes an obsolete muleEDIT: ok one more ![](http://i.imgur.com/D0ghdBl.png)
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