TNA Deathwatch: Die Another Day

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Someone described TNA perfectly in this forum

"It was a company started by forever midcarder Jeff Jarrett and Vince Russo, it never stood a chance"

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Nov 1, 2016 11:36:26 GMT -5 ayumidah said:

That's so sad. Heh.

[Doctor Of Style]

So, did they pay Billy back for the loan? Did they default? Did the Candy Van get repoed? Inquiring minds want to know!

[saintpat]

Nov 1, 2016 18:57:22 GMT -5 Doctor Of Style said:

So, did they pay Billy back for the loan? Did they default? Did the Candy Van get repoed? Inquiring minds want to know!

It's very possible that there's a lag between due date and when it's past due, like your average bill. Or that there are clauses spelling out late fees.

Or not.

[wwotbh]

Nov 1, 2016 18:47:02 GMT -5 CeilingFan said:

if TNA is like the Walking Dead, does that make Dixie their Negan?

Nah, Dixie's a natural Mary. Negan in this case is maybe the state of Tennessee or, when this ends the way it is inevitably going to end, Vince McMahon.

[Mozenrath]

In a stunning twist, TNA will get Wyclef Jean on board, a musician with values closer to their own.

[Mister Pigwell]

Alright that's a wrap on thread 5 or 8 or 22 or whichever "Dixie is a bumblef***" thread we're on.
If more news breaks, someone make a thread. If it gets rowdy we'll rename it something silly and update the title with page numbers again.

*bangs gavel*