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Post by Starshine on Oct 13, 2016 20:36:52 GMT -5
*Setting regulatory dinner time as per Clause 8.3 under Section 5 re: 'Eating/Dining Arrangements' at John Cena's mansion settlement* ![](http://www.wrestlezone.com/assets/uploads/2016/01/nikki-bella-GettyImages-4807319861.jpg) Hi honey, I know how hard you've been working. So I made dinner tonight. ![](http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/slides/photos/002/911/159/20120819_SS_cena_exclusive_crop_north.jpg?w=630&h=420&q=75) Oh wow, Nikki, you really shouldn't have. But thank you. You're amazing. *Nikki places down the plates* ![](http://www.palmettoclub.org/Resources/Pictures/lobster_dinner_bar_harbor.jpg) ![](http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxxnwlYLRV1rny1z3o1_500.jpg) ... ![](http://www.wrestlezone.com/assets/uploads/2016/01/nikki-bella-GettyImages-4807319861.jpg) ? ![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5AV_zhB0TRY/hqdefault.jpg) *Throws meal on ground* ![](http://www.ooyuz.com/images/2015/7/11/1439320914917.jpg) ! ![](http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/001/533/190/john-cena-intense1_original_crop_340x234_original_crop_exact.jpg?w=340&h=234&q=75) DAMMIT, NIKKI! IT'S FIVE SUNDAYS AFTER LENT! DIDN'T YOU READ THE 2016 AMENDMENT A TO SUB-SECTION 4, PART 5B, OF THE TECHICAL MEAL CONSOLIDATION ARRAGNEMENT PLAN ON PAGE 58? IT'S RED MEAT TODAY! RED! MEAT! YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING! *Cue music*![](http://www.eonline.com/resize/450/350/eol_images/Entire_Site/2016125/rs_600x600-160225113501-600-Nikki-Bella-Total-Divas-507.jpg) Well... good thing he didn't notice the dirty fork.
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cosmo
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Post by cosmo on Oct 13, 2016 20:48:03 GMT -5
Wait, she had to sign a 75-page contract just to move into his house?! If that's the case, their prenup is gonna make the complete edition of Stephen King's The Stand look like nothing.
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 13, 2016 21:50:59 GMT -5
She had to sign a 80 page document before she cooked him dinner for the first time.
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Rican
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Post by Rican on Oct 13, 2016 22:01:06 GMT -5
That's uh...intense.
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Rican
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Post by Rican on Oct 13, 2016 22:01:36 GMT -5
That's uh...intense.
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wisdomwizard
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Post by wisdomwizard on Oct 13, 2016 22:39:07 GMT -5
OCD Cena may very well top Crazy Vince. ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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Post by lionheart21 on Oct 13, 2016 22:40:08 GMT -5
*Setting regulatory dinner time as per Clause 8.3 under Section 5 re: 'Eating/Dining Arrangements' at John Cena's mansion settlement* ![](http://www.wrestlezone.com/assets/uploads/2016/01/nikki-bella-GettyImages-4807319861.jpg) Hi honey, I know how hard you've been working. So I made dinner tonight. ![](http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/slides/photos/002/911/159/20120819_SS_cena_exclusive_crop_north.jpg?w=630&h=420&q=75) Oh wow, Nikki, you really shouldn't have. But thank you. You're amazing. *Nikki places down the plates* ![](http://www.palmettoclub.org/Resources/Pictures/lobster_dinner_bar_harbor.jpg) ![](http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxxnwlYLRV1rny1z3o1_500.jpg) ... ![](http://www.wrestlezone.com/assets/uploads/2016/01/nikki-bella-GettyImages-4807319861.jpg) ? ![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5AV_zhB0TRY/hqdefault.jpg) *Throws meal on ground* ![](http://www.ooyuz.com/images/2015/7/11/1439320914917.jpg) ! ![](http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/001/533/190/john-cena-intense1_original_crop_340x234_original_crop_exact.jpg?w=340&h=234&q=75) DAMMIT, NIKKI! IT'S FIVE SUNDAYS AFTER LENT! DIDN'T YOU READ THE 2016 AMENDMENT A TO SUB-SECTION 4, PART 5B, OF THE TECHICAL MEAL CONSOLIDATION ARRAGNEMENT PLAN ON PAGE 58? IT'S RED MEAT TODAY! RED! MEAT! YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING! *Cue music* Well... good thing he didn't notice the dirty fork.![](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-O0Dj2zjDOlw/UGNcYRUNeuI/AAAAAAAADQY/ZXiQmfGqUvo/s1600/angry-john-cena.gif)
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2016 0:09:13 GMT -5
OCD Cena may very well top Crazy Vince. ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) This explains why Cena and Vince are very close. I really wonder what a non wrestling conversation between the two would be like.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Oct 14, 2016 0:42:12 GMT -5
It seems extreme but I have no problem with this. He's entitled to want to protect his money.
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BigWill
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Post by BigWill on Oct 14, 2016 1:02:51 GMT -5
I don't understand. What money would Nikki be legally entitled to just from moving in with him, even without a contract?
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Post by Joe Neglia on Oct 14, 2016 2:14:33 GMT -5
because it just makes him sound like a douche, to be honest. Not in this day and age. I don't understand. What money would Nikki be legally entitled to just from moving in with him, even without a contract? Depends on what the laws are where the residence is. Some areas still have "common marriage" laws, which entitles a partner to certain things just for living with you long enough, even without getting officially married. Some places have residents' rights that can keep any person living there for a certain time to not be thrown out or evicted without a LOT of court time and paper work involved to actually get them kicked out. Stuff like that.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 14, 2016 2:25:18 GMT -5
I don't understand. What money would Nikki be legally entitled to just from moving in with him, even without a contract? Live-in partners have successfully sued for palimony in the past, though it is not always granted, in cases where people aren't legally married but cohabit, usually for an extended period of time. A number of states do not recognize palimony, but I can't imagine Cena wants to risk it.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2016 2:38:08 GMT -5
He's buddies with Flair, of course he got a pre nup.
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Oct 14, 2016 2:42:51 GMT -5
He's buddies with Flair, of course he got a pretty nup. Now I'm just intrigued.
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Post by dreidemy on Oct 14, 2016 5:18:48 GMT -5
I guess its really true love by Nikki to sign a f***** 75 page agreement
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Oct 14, 2016 6:11:05 GMT -5
Was she at least able to just skip to the end like I do with every terms and conditions ever?
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Oct 14, 2016 6:48:24 GMT -5
![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/AlrAOKuPA0Y/maxresdefault.jpg) "Nikki, we need to talk." "What's wrong?" "Well.. I don't really know how to put this, but.. you're in my spot. That spot on this couch is held by me in a state of eternal dibs. It's not too drafty in the winter, and not too hot in the summer. It's at the perfect angle so that I can watch television and converse with anyone else who may be in the room. It is the single point of consistency in an ever changing world. Nikki, my feelings for this spot are much greater than those for my own mother." ![](https://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/521b4152454b5eab36c6aa2719046cb8/17306%20-%20Raw%20autoplay_gif%20daniel_bryan%20gif%20neck_brace%20wwe.gif)
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Post by Talent Name on Oct 14, 2016 7:44:36 GMT -5
because it just makes him sound like a douche, to be honest. Not in this day and age. I don't understand. What money would Nikki be legally entitled to just from moving in with him, even without a contract? Depends on what the laws are where the residence is. Some areas still have "common marriage" laws, which entitles a partner to certain things just for living with you long enough, even without getting officially married. Some places have residents' rights that can keep any person living there for a certain time to not be thrown out or evicted without a LOT of court time and paper work involved to actually get them kicked out. Stuff like that. Cena's house where Nikki and he lives is in Florida which doesn't have common law marriages, they only recognize it if it occurred in another state.
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Post by lemonyellowson on Oct 14, 2016 8:21:31 GMT -5
God damn. Well played mr cena, well played.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Oct 14, 2016 8:34:03 GMT -5
Cena realizing he didn't put in a clause about the toilet paper being put in the dispenser overhand vs underhand: ![](https://m.popkey.co/f90f98/erRD6.gif)
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