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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Oct 14, 2016 9:35:23 GMT -5
Cena realizing he didn't put in a clause about the toilet paper being put in the dispenser overhand vs underhand: ![](https://m.popkey.co/f90f98/erRD6.gif) Some things should just be common knowledge.
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pegasuswarrior
El Dandy
Three Time FAN Idol Champion
@PulpPictionary
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Post by pegasuswarrior on Oct 14, 2016 9:37:20 GMT -5
75 page agreement.
Never drew a dime.
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Perfect Timing
Dennis Stamp
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
Posts: 4,869
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Post by Perfect Timing on Oct 14, 2016 9:39:07 GMT -5
"If I scream at you and lock you in a closet, it doesn't count as a heel turn"
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Oct 14, 2016 10:29:37 GMT -5
Page 47, Section 3, Article 5b: "You shall use coasters under every glass of liquid."
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Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
Is the #3 humanoid at best.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Oct 14, 2016 11:00:39 GMT -5
Why any red-blooded American with much money would marry without a prenup is beyond me.
No one hates each other more passionately than two people who used to be in love.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Oct 14, 2016 11:03:02 GMT -5
Article 3, section 2b:
Occupant shall never wear the next man's sweater.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Oct 14, 2016 11:05:24 GMT -5
Why would Superman need a gun? *Shrugs* In case he lost his powers ![](http://orig07.deviantart.net/4870/f/2015/199/1/9/the_stupidity_of_superman_by_maltian-d91v32q.jpg)
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Oct 14, 2016 11:29:02 GMT -5
I think I'm one of the few people who didn't hate the Supermullet. In fact, I enjoyed most of the Dan Jurgens run of Superman back then as a kid.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Oct 14, 2016 11:56:42 GMT -5
So that's what's being said at the start of his theme!
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
FANatic
Writer, Lover of all things Wrestling. Analytical, Critical, Lovable (hopefully). Lets all have fun!
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Oct 14, 2016 12:53:17 GMT -5
*Shrugs* In case he lost his powers ![](http://orig07.deviantart.net/4870/f/2015/199/1/9/the_stupidity_of_superman_by_maltian-d91v32q.jpg) Nice to see JJ Bella tagging along in the back there...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2016 13:51:36 GMT -5
He forgot page 76: Clothes go IN the hamper.
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domrep
Hank Scorpio
Posts: 7,461
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Post by domrep on Oct 14, 2016 14:10:31 GMT -5
Nothing against Nikki, I'm sure she's a nice person but if there's one diva that I can think of on that entire roster who I'd get a prenup for, it's her. She's got expensive taste.
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Post by alred1982 on Oct 14, 2016 14:48:21 GMT -5
I just see it as cena don't want to be stung again
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 14, 2016 15:21:00 GMT -5
I just see it as cena don't want to be stung again CENA FEARS STING!
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Oct 14, 2016 15:54:19 GMT -5
Please. She could always dump John and go back to Dolph Ziggler... ![](http://www.diva-dirt.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tdnikkicena.png)
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Oct 14, 2016 18:16:23 GMT -5
Red flag.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2016 19:52:08 GMT -5
Nothing against Nikki, I'm sure she's a nice person but if there's one diva that I can think of on that entire roster who I'd get a prenup for, it's her. She's got expensive taste. I doubt she's working for free.
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Mackenzie Gorn
Don Corleone
I want my personal title back, but I don't know how!
AND THE WAVE OF POSSESIONS DEVOLVE INTO A CHEVY!
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Post by Mackenzie Gorn on Oct 14, 2016 20:12:02 GMT -5
No one should get married without a pre-nup in this day and age.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Oct 14, 2016 20:43:32 GMT -5
Article 45 subsection B12
Tanning bed is to be used in three second intervals only.
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nisidhe
Hank Scorpio
O Superman....O judge....O Mom and Dad....
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Post by nisidhe on Oct 14, 2016 20:48:01 GMT -5
I think I'd be about three pages in before I'd say, "You know what, John? My dignity is worth infinitely more than your house. How about we just start seeing other people?"
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