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Post by edgestar on Oct 21, 2016 6:32:01 GMT -5
How come some of my family seem to have success, and they've done nasty things? I try to be nice and helpful, and I have am nervous now, for almost every doctors appointment.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2016 6:33:13 GMT -5
2006 Dark: So your not a chef? Then why did we bother with all the training, and why am I working for no money?
2016 Dark: Well I got sick of the lack of money and long hours, also I hate serving people.
2006: Ok then, how about my gf?
2016: That ends rather quickly, but don't worry she moved on and you bounced around with a few girls and get stalked online...twice.
2006: Anything good to tell me?
2016: ummmmm Mcdonalds shaker fries are good....for the 6 months they are out.
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Post by agent817 on Oct 21, 2016 7:01:07 GMT -5
My 2006 version would be all like, "So you got into photography and writing? I never thought I'd see myself get into that. Also, what happened? I am not married and not out of my folks' house? I thought you'd do better than that."
2016 version: "At least I am little more motivated now than then, when I had no clue what I wanted in life. As for women, I have to say that I am better with them now than back then, but not by a lot."
2006 version: "Okay, but what about wrestling? I think the Spirit Squad is a cheesy part of it, yet it's so damn infectious."
2016 version: "You should realize that one of those guys became champion later on and has a more successful gimmick than being a male cheerleader."
2006 version: "Oh, I have to see this."
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Oct 21, 2016 7:04:10 GMT -5
What IS this 2011 MLB postseason?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2016 9:03:25 GMT -5
Star Wars has a new trilogy?! And Episode VII was on par with the originals?!
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Post by sternrogers01 on Oct 21, 2016 9:25:43 GMT -5
2006: I'm mad as hell and I hate my dad 2016: I'm happy as hell and I love my dad
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Oct 21, 2016 9:28:20 GMT -5
"How much debt you say? I hadn't really thought that through. I'm definitely not going to go to law school now."
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He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Oct 21, 2016 10:14:32 GMT -5
there's this web site called Freakin' Awesome Network, its so much better than Facebook.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Oct 21, 2016 13:02:25 GMT -5
Leicester City will be Premier League champions. No seriously. Stop laughing, they will!
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Post by wildojinx on Oct 21, 2016 13:07:03 GMT -5
Black Sabbath put out new albums WITH Dio AND Ozzy? And Metallica did a collaboration with Lou Reed? Wonder what that sounds like.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Oct 21, 2016 16:44:22 GMT -5
2006 Bob: So, since I'm just starting out, how does this Postal job work out?
2016 Bob: It sucks, it pretty much ruins your life.
2006 Bob: Well, what does (name withheld) think? She's still around right?
2016 Bob: Nope, you marry her in a few years and then she leaves you in 2016.
2006 Bob: Well, f***. I want to stay in this year, then.
2016 Bob: Good move, young me. Can I come too?
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Oct 21, 2016 17:08:15 GMT -5
Holy shit, I'm a girl
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Post by BarmPot on Oct 21, 2016 18:55:19 GMT -5
So I get a job, move up the ladder, then after a few years get treated like crap so I start a new job in a different field? Ok!
So I do find the love of my life? Awesome!
The band we just started, played their 10th anniversary gig this year? Bah gawd!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 22, 2016 3:32:39 GMT -5
I would probably quit watching hockey. Well it sucks that Edmonton lost Game Seven in the Stanley Cup finals but it was a unexpected run and with Chris Pronger we're going to have many good years of hockey. Oh wait you mean they miss the playoffs 10 seasons in a row tying the longest post season drought in hockey history while having the biggest losing percentage of all North American sports teams?
And Jagr is still playing in the NHL?
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Oct 22, 2016 15:26:28 GMT -5
Dear 2006 me, remember how when your best friend got married and your relationship ended a week before it happened? It happens again just before another friend's wedding. And your sister's. For your own sake, sabotage those relationships so those weddings never happen.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Oct 22, 2016 15:35:31 GMT -5
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Post by No Name is needed Bro Beans on Oct 22, 2016 18:14:32 GMT -5
so you never made it to the practice squad of an NFL team no big deal pal have a frosty beverage and relax with he knowledge that your past self still thinks youre doing good
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Oct 22, 2016 19:14:42 GMT -5
Robin Williams, George Carlin and Richard Jeni are all dead, and don't get to attached to Lance Armstrong, that's not going to end well either. It is indeed the darkest timeline. you'll understand what that means someday.
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Post by Vampiro138 on Oct 22, 2016 19:39:44 GMT -5
Axl Rose reunited with Slash and Duff? ? and then Steven Adler played a few times with them too!!! WHATTTT!!!!! Danzig and Doyle played a few shows with Jerry Only??? WHAT IS GOING ON THIS YEAR??!!! James Iha came back to Smashing Pumpkins?? what is this a reunion year?? THE CUBS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES? ?!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
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Post by Zone Was Wrong on Oct 22, 2016 19:46:05 GMT -5
2006 self: So this girl we're with is going to cheat on us with a guy she meets on Star Wars Galaxies, we're only now getting our lives together education wise, and we're still working at the same POS job?
2016: yup! Though to make you feel better we're getting like 5 to 6 more Star Wars movies
2006: Worth it
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