Mochi Lone Wolf
Fry's dog Seymour
Development through Destruction.
Posts: 24,057
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Oct 22, 2016 21:58:13 GMT -5
Hang in there, Kid. You're going to be fine.
And if you're not satisfied, there are enough good books, TV shows, and movies to get you through. Do you know that awesome series with the Direwolves, Dragons, Ice Zombies, and Red Priestesses? Yeah, that'll be on TV. Enjoy.
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
Posts: 15,727
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Oct 23, 2016 11:55:41 GMT -5
You're 30 and living with your parents? Never had a girlfriend. I'm a loser. Well at least you had slept with more girls.
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Post by Cyno on Oct 23, 2016 12:11:25 GMT -5
So my girlfriend and I broke up? No way! You're crazy!
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Oct 25, 2016 14:20:57 GMT -5
I'm a mod in what now? Is there porn in that place? What, a pro-wrestling message board? Well, damn.
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
Posts: 15,296
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Post by Hawk Hart on Oct 25, 2016 18:49:14 GMT -5
2006 Me: Dude, you're tall, good looking, you've got a great girlfriend, and you pull over a grand per paycheck! Is there any advice you can give me?
2016 Me: Take this list.
06: What is this?
16: It's a list of things to avoid.
06: Most of this list is girls names...
16: Yeah, we made a bunch of mistake like that. Not quick learners on that front.
06: I wouldn't date some of these girls!
16: Wait a year or two, you'll change your mind.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 29,079
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 25, 2016 19:30:16 GMT -5
...this is how far I've come? And Donald Trump is actually running for president?
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Jessica Cadavre
Trap-Jaw
I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?
Posts: 427
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Post by Jessica Cadavre on Oct 25, 2016 19:53:19 GMT -5
I would be super happy to see that I found a way to cope with my depression, but also disappointed in some of the things I've done over the years. I was a straightedge kid. Probably wouldn't like to see the drinking/smoking/partying.
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Post by RadcapRadsley on Oct 25, 2016 20:06:38 GMT -5
-I thought I told you to get rid of those Sideburns
-There are tv adaptations of Hannibal/Red Dragon and Fargo and not only do they not suck they are even better then the movie's
-In regards to that Circuit City stock you own "I'm afraid I got some bad news"
-I'm afraid I got some more bad news, HoverPorn,AstroBurgers,Soylent Green and Hoverboards still do not exist
-Your efforts as a Golddigger digger will not be as succesful as you once hoped.
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Perfect Timing
Dennis Stamp
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
Posts: 4,869
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Post by Perfect Timing on Oct 26, 2016 1:15:25 GMT -5
Why am I still a Bouncer?
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StuntGranny®
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Not Actually a Granny
Posts: 16,099
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Post by StuntGranny® on Oct 26, 2016 2:02:19 GMT -5
2006 StuntGranny: "I hate everything and this is not a gimmick."
2016 StuntGranny: "I hate everything and it may or may not be a bit of a gimmick."
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Post by ben:friendship frog on Oct 26, 2016 5:14:35 GMT -5
"What happened to the long hair and the skinny jeans? At least we still wear converse. What happened to our 8 cats and who is this kitten? We have major anxiety and depression problems and can't get a job? f***. But the band is going well and we actually won a big competition and we have some good friends. It's not all bad then!"
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Oct 26, 2016 5:20:27 GMT -5
Leicester City will be Premier League champions. No seriously. Stop laughing, they will! With Claudio Ranieri as manager? Yeah right that guy couldn't win the league with Chelsea after spending millions of pounds. That's as likely as Atletico Madrid winning La Liga. Next you'll be telling me Manchester City become richer than Chelsea.
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Post by eDemento2099 on Oct 26, 2016 9:28:07 GMT -5
I've been around the world, and have become totally disillusioned with western women. I no longer want to live in my home country. So I'd be amazed by how my outlook on life as I knew it has changed.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Oct 26, 2016 13:24:52 GMT -5
2006 Lilith hated bright colours. I've had Pink hair for 3 years now.
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Post by Gopher Mod on Oct 26, 2016 13:30:01 GMT -5
Let's see:
I'd be kind of surprised that I'd become a moderator on the boards that I just started posting on (I started on here back on 1/23/06), and gained some self-confidence.
However, I'd be disappointed that my mental issues and fear of rejection has led me absolutely nowhere in terms of love or work. Sure, I'd have my college degree, but I'd be working for Walmart for HOW long?
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Oct 26, 2016 14:55:34 GMT -5
Wait until you see what happens to Chris Benoit, Bill Cosby and Jared from Subway. Yikes!
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,553
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Oct 28, 2016 20:32:02 GMT -5
2006 Me; so, the woman I just married, we're still together? 2016 Me; Yeppers. 2006 Me; so what being married for 10 years like? 2016 Me; oh that? It's easy. Take some barb wire and floss your teeth with it. Then, with your gums still bleeding and sore take this water from a public toilet that hasn't been flushed in 2 weeks and rinse your mouth with it. Do that every day for 10 years and that's what married life is like. 2006 Me; wow that sounds awful. Hey, how many platinum albums do the Pussycat Dolls have by now? 2016 Me; You're a pathetic, you know that?
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Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2016 16:16:19 GMT -5
2006: "The Cubs did what?"
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Johnny
Don Corleone
Achievement Unlocked: TLDR - Read the longest post in board history.
Posts: 1,671
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Post by Johnny on Oct 29, 2016 17:28:18 GMT -5
2006: We married HER?!? High five!
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Post by revolver86 on Oct 30, 2016 0:58:45 GMT -5
Holy shit, I'm still alive?
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