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Post by CMWaters on Dec 4, 2016 22:22:54 GMT -5
Mystery Science Theater 3000 featured a lot of bad movies over the years. But some of them could be at least not as bad if remade.
This isn't a thread about what movies could be made good from that though. This is just a thread about casting a remake of a movie that was featured on the show.
My example here: Pumaman.
Tony Farms/Pumaman: Michael Cera
Vadinho: Roman Reigns
Kobras: Malcolm McDowell (gotta keep that tradition up)
No clue who'd play Jane.
So, anyone else wanna take the challenge?
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 4, 2016 22:28:53 GMT -5
Shame we never got Snitsky Torgo as promised.
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Dec 4, 2016 23:22:24 GMT -5
Shame we never got Snitsky Torgo as promised. Given that production and what I know (having semi-worked on it), be glad. The sequel they're making rn is way better and features less scumbags and greed. |
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Post by wildojinx on Dec 5, 2016 0:40:04 GMT -5
Santa Claus:
Santa: Mick Foley
Merlin: Whoever played Merlin in Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
Mr. Pitch: Rob Schneider
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Post by HMARK Center on Dec 5, 2016 13:32:53 GMT -5
Among MST3K movies?
...I don't have an idea yet, but I feel like the list of films this would have to include begins with Mitchell.
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Post by CMWaters on Dec 5, 2016 13:44:51 GMT -5
Among MST3K movies? ...I don't have an idea yet, but I feel like the list of films this would have to include begins with Mitchell. The Rock as Mitchell? (He played the main character in 2004's Walking Tall, a remake of the 70s Joe Don Baker version. Works like my Malcom McDowell joke above). |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2016 15:51:16 GMT -5
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank: James Franco Tommy Wiseau James Franco as Tommy Wiseau.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 5, 2016 15:59:23 GMT -5
Space Mutiny starring Channing Tatum as Blast Hardcheese!
Dirk Hardpecs!
Punch RockGroin!
Punch Side-Iron!
Punt SpeedChunk!
Reef BlastBody!
Roll Fizzlebeef!
Rip SteakFace!
Slab BulkHead!
Slab SquatThrust!
Slate Fistcrunch!
Slate SlabRock!
Smash LampJaw!
Smoke ManMuscle!
Splint ChestHair!
Stump BeefKnob!
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Post by CMWaters on Dec 5, 2016 16:01:20 GMT -5
Space Mutiny starring Channing Tatum as Blast Hardcheese! Dirk Hardpecs! Punch RockGroin! Punch Side-Iron! Punt SpeedChunk! Reef BlastBody! Roll Fizzlebeef! Rip SteakFace! Slab BulkHead! Slab SquatThrust! Slate Fistcrunch! Slate SlabRock! Smash LampJaw! Smoke ManMuscle! Splint ChestHair! Stump BeefKnob! Bob Johnson! ...wait... |
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 5, 2016 21:08:02 GMT -5
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank: James Franco Tommy Wiseau James Franco as Tommy Wiseau. "Mark, my nuts" |
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