MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 6, 2016 20:22:26 GMT -5
With horrible jokes!
What do you do with a dangerously nasty hamburger?
You condiment!
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Annette
Mephisto
You love me, you just don't know it yet.
Posts: 739 
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Post by Annette on Dec 6, 2016 21:04:25 GMT -5
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
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Post by Alexander The So-so on Dec 6, 2016 21:34:43 GMT -5
What did CM Punk say when Adam Copeland tried to put the moves on him?
"I'm straight, Edge."
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Post by taker1990 on Dec 6, 2016 22:55:26 GMT -5
A piece of rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind around here."
The rope walks out back, ties himself up, and unravels his ends. The rope walks back into the bar.
The bartender says, "Aren't you that rope that was just in here a minute ago?"
The rope says, "Nope. I'm a frayed knot."
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Annette
Mephisto
You love me, you just don't know it yet.
Posts: 739
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Post by Annette on Dec 6, 2016 23:22:21 GMT -5
What did the kid with no arms & no legs get for Christmas? Cancer ...too much?  |
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Mackenzie Gorn
Don Corleone
I want my personal title back, but I don't know how!
AND THE WAVE OF POSSESIONS DEVOLVE INTO A CHEVY!
Posts: 2,036
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Post by Mackenzie Gorn on Dec 7, 2016 2:01:44 GMT -5
By Typing Like This!
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Dec 7, 2016 4:41:26 GMT -5
What do math teachers do when they're constipated?
They work it out with a pencil!
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