mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Dec 18, 2016 16:40:25 GMT -5
OK, so scripted it may be, but let's just accept that everything we see on that show is totally legit and real.
If you could choose any of the girls to date (not just sexy time, that's another discussion), who would your first pick be?
So this is based on how they are on the show, how they treat other people, what their families are like (this is a serious relationship you're getting into here, not just a fling). Going by what you've seen on the show, who would be your ideal wrestling girlfriend? And in this universe, they're all available, so don't worry about Cena kicking your ass cos you're dating Nikki.
Paige seems like a lot of fun to hang out, but she seems a little too scatty and neurotic for me, and seems to have commitment issues (before Del Rio, at least).
Eva Marie is obviously smoking hot, but she seems a little dull to me and her family would be a nightmare. Maryse seems to be "ok, I won't that. I promise I won't do that. And I totally just did that." So that's not ideal.
I think Renee Young would be the ideal girlfriend. Chatty, funny, likes cool stuff, not image or fashion obsessed, could sit and drink a beer and watch a movie with kind of girl. Lana is a close second, because she's adorable, but Renee pips her on the cool chick stakes.
Who would your ideal choice be?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2016 16:43:07 GMT -5
Renee definitely and that's also outside of Total Divas. Whether in non-WWE interviews, social media, she seems fun. Also she loves hip-hop. She was showing off The Chronic on vinyl a while back.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 18, 2016 16:50:05 GMT -5
Nattie.
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Post by Pooh Carlson on Dec 18, 2016 16:51:16 GMT -5
Probably Renee, Brie, Eva Marie in that order.
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Post by The Yes Man on Dec 18, 2016 17:01:04 GMT -5
Either Renee or Brie. The rest are freaking insane.
Maryse became the worst to me, when she spent $400,000 on a house without talking to Miz first. For Miz's sake I hope to hell that was just story.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2016 17:04:51 GMT -5
Rosa Mendez. She seems like she has her problems, but that she is a sweet person at heart.
In fact, out of all of them through the years, she seems the sweetest.
Also, I'm not the best looking guy in the world, but I'm way better looking than her fiancée. So I know I would probably have a real shot with her.
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Post by taker1990 on Dec 18, 2016 17:14:36 GMT -5
Rene for sure.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Dec 18, 2016 17:18:31 GMT -5
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 18, 2016 17:33:09 GMT -5
Lillian, the Good Fairy Godmother of all Divas
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mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Dec 18, 2016 17:54:58 GMT -5
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Dec 18, 2016 17:56:41 GMT -5
Paige. I dig the crazy ones with daddy issues.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2016 18:23:26 GMT -5
Probably Renee or Naomi because they semi sane human beings. I like Lana but I respect Rusev too much to do that to him. Nikki is hot but based on the show She could be 1 of the 3 dumbest people on earth. Eva is also attractive but she seems as exciting as watching someone read.
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Post by Tessmachers-Ass-Fan on Dec 19, 2016 0:42:17 GMT -5
I'd move in with RuRu and Lana. They seem such a nice couple.
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Post by taker1990 on Dec 19, 2016 1:37:40 GMT -5
That's one hell of a sex change if that's him now.
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Post by MAGGLE on Dec 19, 2016 1:42:38 GMT -5
Renee is probaby the coolest chick on TV right now.
I really like Brie aswell, the rest are an absolute trainwreck.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 19, 2016 1:55:02 GMT -5
No love for Rene Goulet? Count me in as somebody who would pick Renee.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 19, 2016 2:06:13 GMT -5
Nikki just wants someone to settle with and like, go to dinner. I can do dinner.
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Post by Captain & Diet on Dec 19, 2016 2:56:24 GMT -5
Trinity. Down to earth, ridiculously built and seems like she is trying to be the best stepmother in the world.
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Post by dreidemy on Dec 19, 2016 5:52:40 GMT -5
Renee
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Post by 魔界5号 on Dec 19, 2016 7:09:10 GMT -5
The only genuinely likeable people on the show are Renee, Trinity, Nattie and Nikki. So, any one of those four. Everyone else is either really catty or just plain unlikeable.
I would also like to give an honourable mention to Vinnie from season one. I wouldn't date him (because I'm straight) but holy shit that guy seemed fun to hang with.
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