"He's a royal sourpuss!"

[mrbananagrabber]

Just... what the f***.

That's the champion of this whole dead division. Someone either teach these goobers how to talk or teach the creative team how to write dialogue for actual human beings.

[King Devitt]

Yay Vince.....

[Hit Girl]

Vince: "HAHAHAHAHAHA royal sourpuss.....that's brilliant....HAHAHAHAAHH"



That's why it made it to air.

[Deleted]

He was better before he became champion.

[mrbananagrabber]

Dec 27, 2016 20:25:29 GMT -5 @kn said:

He was better before he became champion.

They should never have taken it off Kendrick. Let him build up the title as some weasly cheating veteran heel, making when someone beats him it'll actually mean something. Neville can still be wrecking shit in the background and going through guys, but Kendrick should still have the belt.

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Dec 27, 2016 20:34:10 GMT -5 mrbananagrabber said:

Dec 27, 2016 20:25:29 GMT -5 @kn said:

He was better before he became champion.

They should never have taken it off Kendrick. Let him build up the title as some weasly cheating veteran heel, making when someone beats him it'll actually mean something. Neville can still be wrecking shit in the background and going through guys, but Kendrick should still have the belt.

Yep.

I guess Neville's getting it tonight so we'll see how that works off but I agree. Too soon for Swann.

[Mayonnaise]

Dec 27, 2016 20:35:44 GMT -5 @kn said:

Dec 27, 2016 20:34:10 GMT -5 mrbananagrabber said:

They should never have taken it off Kendrick. Let him build up the title as some weasly cheating veteran heel, making when someone beats him it'll actually mean something. Neville can still be wrecking shit in the background and going through guys, but Kendrick should still have the belt.

Yep.

I guess Neville's getting it tonight so we'll see how that works off but I agree. Too soon for Swann.

I think tonight is non-title.

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Dec 27, 2016 20:44:20 GMT -5 Mayonnaise said:

Dec 27, 2016 20:35:44 GMT -5 @kn said:

Yep.

I guess Neville's getting it tonight so we'll see how that works off but I agree. Too soon for Swann.

I think tonight is non-title.

Should be.

[Allie Kitsune]

Can we just force every person on the WWE roster to study diss raps until they're so natural, they can drop lines like Punk did with the "Box With God" line where everyone forgets where it actually came from?

[A damn road sign]

This is the same Rich Swann who was given a line about "throwing knuckles" to Kendrick back when the CW division first started on RAW. Because you know, that's totally how hip young 25 year olds talk. f*** me.

[Ryback on a Pole!]

It made me want to see Neville beat him up.

Seriously, Neville has jumped him and beat up twice in the past couple of weeks and Swann's response is to call him a "royal sourpuss". He should have been furious, promising to kick Neville's teeth down his throat next time he sees him. Not making insults my kindergarten class would find too juvenile.

I'll never understand why WWE creative think giving their faces the worst lines and insults ever is a good idea. "Sparkle Crotch", "Sufferin' Succotash", "Mr. Ziggles", "Hippopotamus Breath" etc. It just makes me want to see the heel give them a good kicking.

[Deleted]

The worst part was his creepy-ass laugh afterwards.

It doesn't help that his attire, entrance jacket, and physique make him look fit for a bingo hall fed.

[________ has left the building]

It was the closest they could get away with calling someone a pussy.

[JCBaggee]

Dec 27, 2016 20:58:13 GMT -5 Allie Kitsune said:

Can we just force every person on the WWE roster to study diss raps until they're so natural, they can drop lines like Punk did with the "Box With God" line where everyone forgets where it actually came from?

I always figured it was a reference to or quote from something, but....I had no idea.



(Punk was probably more deliberately referencing the Broadway play, though.)

[Lazy peon]

Dec 28, 2016 3:38:12 GMT -5 Ryback on a Pole! said:

I'll never understand why WWE creative think giving their faces the worst lines and insults ever is a good idea. "Sparkle Crotch", "Sufferin' Succotash", "Mr. Ziggles", "Hippopotamus Breath" etc. It just makes me want to see the heel give them a good kicking.

I have a feeling all those terrible lines come from just one man.

[mrbananagrabber]

Dec 28, 2016 16:57:47 GMT -5 Lazy peon said:

Dec 28, 2016 3:38:12 GMT -5 Ryback on a Pole! said:

I'll never understand why WWE creative think giving their faces the worst lines and insults ever is a good idea. "Sparkle Crotch", "Sufferin' Succotash", "Mr. Ziggles", "Hippopotamus Breath" etc. It just makes me want to see the heel give them a good kicking.

I have a feeling all those terrible lines come from just one man.

Please tell me "hippopotamus breath" is a real quote.

[Fade is a CodyCryBaby]

My exact thought when he delivered that line was "And this is why wrestling is terrible".

[Gus Richlen Was Wrong]

I loved it. But then again I love Scenery Chewing Rich Swann anyway.

Seriously, he needs at least one United States Championship run.

[Hit Girl]

They do this on a regular basis. When they require a straight forward and blunt promo like "he talks a lot, but I'll shut him up when I whip his ass and take his title", they'll tend to add a completely bewildering little insult or phrase they want to get over like "royal sourpuss" or "sparklecrotch" or whatever shit the Rock tries to get trending every time he appears.

[Ryback on a Pole!]

Dec 28, 2016 18:12:07 GMT -5 mrbananagrabber said:

Dec 28, 2016 16:57:47 GMT -5 Lazy peon said:

I have a feeling all those terrible lines come from just one man.

Please tell me "hippopotamus breath" is a real quote.

It was John Morrison towards Vickie Guerrero.